tartarin of tarascon-第10节
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to tail; whereafter it stirred no more。
〃Noiraud! Blackey!〃 suddenly screamed a voice; choking with anguish; as the branches in a thicket hard by moved at the same time。
Tartarin had no more than enough time to rise and stand upon guard。 This was the female!
She rushed up; fearsome and roaring; under form of an old Alsatian woman; her hair in a kerchief; armed with large red umbrella; and calling for her ass; till all the echoes of Mustapha rang。 It certainly would have been better for Tartarin to have had to deal with a lioness in fury than this old virago。 In vain did the luckless sportsman try to make her understand how the blunder had occurred; and he had mistaken 〃Noiraud〃 for a lion。 The harridan believed he was making fun of her; and uttering energetical 〃Der Teufels!〃 fell upon our hero to bang him with the gingham。 A little bewildered; Tartarin defended himself as best he could; warding off the blows with his rifle; streaming with perspiration; panting; jumping about; and crying out:
〃But; Madame; but〃
Much good his buts were! Madame was dull of hearing; and her blows continued hard as ever。
Fortunately a third party arrived on the battlefield; the Alsatian's husband; of the same race; a roadside innkeeper; as well as a very good ready…reckoner; which was better。 When he saw what kind of a customer he had to deal with a slaughterer who only wanted to pay the value of his victim he disarmed his better…half; and they came to an understanding。
Tartarin gave two hundred francs; the donkey being worth about ten at least that is the current price in the Arab markets。 Then poor Blackey was; laid to rest at the root of a fig…tree; and the Alsatian; raised to joviality by the colour of the Tarascon ducats; invited the hero to have a quencher with him in his wine…shop; which stood only a few steps off on the edge of the highway。 Every Sunday the sportsmen from the city came there to regale of a morning; for the plain abounded with game; and there was no better place for rabbits for two leagues around。
〃How about lions?〃 inquired Tartarin。
The Alsatian stared at him; greatly astounded。
〃Lions!〃
〃Yes; lions。 Don't you see them sometimes?〃 resumed the poor fellow; with less confidence。
The Boniface burst out in laughter。
〃Ho; ho! bless us! lions! What would we do with lions here ?〃
〃Are there; then; none in Algeria?〃
〃'Pon my faith; I never saw any; albeit I have been twenty years; in the colony。 Still; I believe I have heard tell of such a thing leastwise; I fancy the newspapers said but that is ever so much farther inland down South; you know〃
At this point they reached the hostelry; a suburban pothouse; with a withered green bough over the door; crossed billiard…cues painted on the wall; and this harmless sign over a picture of wild rabbits; feeding:
〃GAME FELLOWS MEET HERE。〃
〃Game fellows!〃 It made Tartarin think of Captain Bravida。
VII。 About an Omnibus; a Moorish Beauty; and a Wreath of Jessamine。
COMMON people would have been discouraged by such a first adventure; but men of Tartarin's mettle do not easily get cast down。
〃The lions are in the South; are they?〃 mused the hero。 〃Very well; then。 South I go。〃
As soon as he had swallowed his last mouthful he jumped up; thanked his host; nodded good…bye to the old hag without any ill…will; dropped a final tear over the hapless Blackey; and quickly returned to Algiers; with the firm intention of packing up and starting that very day for the South。
The Mustapha highroad seemed; unfortunately; to have stretched since overnight; and what a sun and dust there were; and what a weight in that shelter…tent! Tartarin did not feel to have the courage to walk to the town; and he beckoned to the first omnibus coming along; and climbed in。
Oh; our poor Tartarin of Tarascon! how much better it would have been for his name and fame not to have stepped into that fatal ark on wheels; but to have continued on his road afoot; at the risk of falling suffocated beneath the burden of the atmosphere; the tent; and his heavy double…barrelled rifles。
When Tartarin got in the 'bus was full。 At the end; with his nose in his prayer…book; sat a large and black…bearded vicar from town; facing him was a young Moorish merchant smoking coarse cigarettes; and a Maltese sailor and four or five Moorish women muffled up in white cloths; so that only their eyes could be spied。
These ladies had been to offer up prayers in the Abdel Kader cemetery; but this funereal visit did not seem to have much saddened them; for they could be heard chuckling and chattering between themselves under their coverings whilst munching pastry。 Tartarin fancied that they watched him narrowly。 One in particular; seated over against him; had fixed her eyes upon his; and never took them off all the drive。 Although the dame was veiled; the liveliness of the big black eyes; lengthened out by k'hol; a delightfully slender wrist loaded with gold bracelets; of which a glimpse was given from time to time among the folds; the sound of her voice; the graceful; almost childlike; movements of the head; all revealed that a young; pretty; and loveable creature bloomed underneath the veil The unfortunate Tartarin did not know where to shrink。 The fond; mute gaze of these splendrous Oriental orbs agitated him; perturbed him; and made him feel like dying with flushes of heat and fits of cold shivers。
To finish him; the lady's slipper meddled in the onslaught: he felt the dainty thing wander and frisk about over his heavy hunting boots like a tiny red mouse。 What could he do? Answer the glance and the pressure; of course。 Ay; but what about the consequences? A loving intrigue in the East is a terrible matter! With his romantic southern nature; the honest Tarasconian saw himself already falling into the grip of the eunuchs; to be decapitated; or better we mean; worse than that; sewn up in a leather sack and sunk in the sea with his head under his arm beside him。 This somewhat cooled him。 In the meantime the little slipper continued its proceedings; and the eyes; widely open opposite him like twin black velvet flowers; seemed to say:
〃Come; cull us!〃
The 'bus stopped on the Theatre place; at the mouth of the Rue Bab…Azoon。 One by one; embedded in their voluminous trousers; and drawing their mufflers around them with wild grace; the Moorish women alighted。 Tartarin's confrontatress was the last to rise; and in doing so her countenance skimmed so closely to our hero's that her breath enveloped him a veritable nosegay of youth and freshness; with an indescribable after…tang of musk; jessamine; and pastry。
The Tarasconian stood out no longer。 Intoxicated with love; and ready for anything; he darted out after the beauty。 At the rumpling sound of his belts and boots she turned; laid a finger on her veiled mouth; as who would say; 〃 Hush!〃 and with the other hand quickly tossed him a little wreath of。 sweet…scented jessamine flowers。 Tartarin of Tarascon stooped to pick it up; but as he was rather clumsy; and much overburdened with implements of war; the operation took rather long。 When he did straighten up; with the jessamine garland upon his heart; the donatrix had vanished。
VIII。 Ye Lions of the Atlas; repose in peace!
LIONS of the Atlas; sleep! sleep tranquilly at the back of your lairs amid the aloes and cacti。 For a few days to come; any way; Tartarin of Tarascon will not massacre you。 For the time being; all his warlike paraphernalia; gun…cases; medicine chest; alimentary preserves; dwelt peacefully under cover in a corner of room 36 in the Hotel de l'Europe。
Sleep with no fear; great red lions; the Tarasconian is engaged in looking up that Moorish charmer。 Since the adventure in the omnibus; the unfortunate swain perpetually fancied he felt the fidgeting of that pretty red mouse upon his huge backwoods trapper's foot; and the sea…breeze fanning his lips was ever scented; do what he would; with a love…exciting odour of sweet cakes and patchouli。
He hungered for his indispensable light of the harem! and he meant to behold her anew。
But it was no joke of a task。 To find one certain person in a city of a hundred thousand souls; only known by the eyes; breath; and slipper; none but a son of Tarascon; panoplied by love; would be capable of attempting such an adventure。
The plague is that; under their broad white mufflers; all the Moorish women resemble one another; besides; they do not go about much; and to see them; a man has to climb up into the native or upper town; the city of the 〃Turks;〃 and that is a regular cut…throat's den。
Little black alleys; very narrow; climbing perpendicularly up between mysterious house…walls; whose roofs lean to touching and form a tunnel; low doors; and sad; silent little casements well barred and grated。 Moreover; on both hands; stacks of darksome stalls; wherein ferocious 〃Turks〃 smoked long pipes stuck between glittering teeth in piratical heads with white eyes; and mumbled in undertones as if hatching wicked attacks。
To say that Tartarin traversed this grisly place without any emotion would be putting forth falsehood。 On the contrary; he was much affected; and the stout fellow only