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turn。　　In　one　paragraph　it　called　the　Emperor　〃a　sanguinary　tyrant；

murderer；　and　pickpocket；〃　in　a　second　it　owned　he　was　〃a

magnanimous　rebel；　and　worthy　of　forgiveness；〃　and；　after

proclaiming　〃the　brilliant　victory　of　the　Prince　of　Joinville；〃

presently　denominated　it　a　〃funeste　journee。〃



The　next　day　the　Emperor；　as　we　may　now　call　him；　was　about　to

march　on　Paris；　when　Messrs。　Ruinart　and　Moet　were　presented；　and

requested　to　be　paid　for　300；000　bottles　of　wine。　　〃Send　three

hundred　thousand　more　to　the　Tuileries；〃　said　the　Prince；　sternly：

〃our　soldiers　will　be　thirsty　when　they　reach　Paris。〃　　And　taking

Moet　with　him　as　a　hostage；　and　promising　Ruinart　that　he　would

have　him　shot　unless　he　obeyed；　with　trumpets　playing　and　eagles

glancing　in　the　sun；　the　gallant　Imperial　army　marched　on　their

triumphant　way。





CHAPTER　V。



THE　BATTLE　OF　TOURS。





We　have　now　to　record　the　expedition　of　the　Prince　of　Nemours

against　his　advancing　cousin；　Henry　V。　　His　Royal　Highness　could

not　march　against　the　enemy　with　such　a　force　as　he　would　have

desired　to　bring　against　them；　for　his　royal　father；　wisely

remembering　the　vast　amount　of　property　he　had　stowed　away　under

the　Tuileries；　refused　to　allow　a　single　soldier　to　quit　the　forts

round　the　capital；　which　thus　was　defended　by　one　hundred　and

forty…four　thousand　guns　（eighty…four…pounders）；　and　four　hundred

and　thirty…two　thousand　men：little　enough；　when　one　considers

that　there　were　but　three　men　to　a　gun。　　To　provision　this　immense

army；　and　a　population　of　double　the　amount　within　the　walls；　his

Majesty　caused　the　country　to　be　scoured　for　fifty　miles　round；　and

left　neither　ox；　nor　ass；　nor　blade　of　grass。　　When　appealed　to　by

the　inhabitants　of　the　plundered　district；　the　royal　Philip

replied；　with　tears　in　his　eyes；　that　his　heart　bled　for　themthat

they　were　his　childrenthat　every　cow　taken　from　the　meanest

peasant　was　like　a　limb　torn　from　his　own　body；　but　that　duty　must

be　done；　that　the　interests　of　the　country　demanded　the　sacrifice；

and　that　in　fact；　they　might　go　to　the　deuce。　　This　the　unfortunate

creatures　certainly　did。



The　theatres　went　on　as　usual　within　the　walls。　　The　Journal　des

Debats　stated　every　day　that　the　pretenders　were　taken；　the

Chambers　satsuch　as　remainedand　talked　immensely　about　honor；

dignity；　and　the　glorious　revolution　of　July；　and　the　King；　as　his

power　was　now　pretty　nigh　absolute　over　them；　thought　this　a　good

opportunity　to　bring　in　a　bill　for　doubling　his　children's

allowances　all　round。



Meanwhile　the　Duke　of　Nemours　proceeded　on　his　march；　and　as　there

was　nothing　left　within　fifty　miles　of　Paris　wherewith　to　support

his　famished　troops；　it　may　be　imagined　that　he　was　forced　to

ransack　the　next　fifty　miles　in　order　to　maintain　them。　　He　did　so。

But　the　troops　were　not　such　as　they　should　have　been；　considering

the　enemy　with　whom　they　had　to　engage。



The　fact　is；　that　most　of　the　Duke's　army　consisted　of　the　National

Guard；　who；　in　a　fit　of　enthusiasm；　and　at　the　cry　of　〃LA　PATRIE　EN

DANGER〃　having　been　induced　to　volunteer；　had　been　eagerly　accepted

by　his　Majesty；　anxious　to　lessen　as　much　as　possible　the　number　of

food…consumers　in　his　beleaguered　capital。　　It　is　said　even　that　he

selected　the　most　gormandizing　battalions　of　the　civic　force　to

send　forth　against　the　enemy：　viz；　the　grocers；　the　rich　bankers；

the　lawyers；　&c。　　Their　parting　with　their　families　was　very

affecting。　　They　would　have　been　very　willing　to　recall　their　offer

of　marching；　but　companies　of　stern　veterans　closing　round　them；

marched　them　to　the　city　gates；　which　were　closed　upon　them；　and

thus　perforce　they　were　compelled　to　move　on。　　As　long　as　he　had　a

bottle　of　brandy　and　a　couple　of　sausages　in　his　holsters；　the

General　of　the　National　Guard；　Odillon　Barrot；　talked　with

tremendous　courage。　　Such　was　the　power　of　his　eloquence　over　the

troops；　that；　could　he　have　come　up　with　the　enemy　while　his

victuals　lasted；　the　issue　of　the　combat　might　have　been　very

different。　　But　in　the　course　of　the　first　day's　march　he　finished

both　the　sausages　and　the　brandy；　and　became　quite　uneasy；　silent；

and　crest…fallen。



It　was　on　the　fair　plains　of　Touraine；　by　the　banks　of　silver

Loire；　that　the　armies　sat　down　before　each　other；　and　the　battle

was　to　take　place　which　had　such　an　effect　upon　the　fortunes　of

France。　　'Twas　a　brisk　day　of　March：　the　practised　valor　of　Nemours

showed　him　at　once　what　use　to　make　of　the　army　under　his　orders；

and　having　enfiladed　his　National　Guard　battalions；　and　placed　his

artillery　in　echelons；　he　formed　his　cavalry　into　hollow　squares　on

the　right　and　left　of　his　line；　flinging　out　a　cloud　of　howitzers

to　fall　back　upon　the　main　column。　　His　veteran　infantry　he　formed

behind　his　National　Guardpolitely　hinting　to　Odillon　Barrot；　who

wished　to　retire　under　pretence　of　being　exceedingly　unwell；　that

the　regular　troops　would　bayonet　the　National　Guard　if　they　gave

way　an　inch：　on　which　their　General；　turning　very　pale；　demurely

went　back　to　his　post。　　His　men　were　dreadfully　discouraged；　they

had　slept　on　the　ground　all　night；　they　regretted　their　homes　and

their　comfortable　nightcaps　in　the　Rue　St。　Honore：　they　had　luckily

fallen　in　with　a　flock　of　sheep　and　a　drove　of　oxen　at　Tours　the

day　before；　but　what　were　these；　compared　to　the　delicacies　of

Chevet's　or　three　courses　at　Vefour's？　　They　mournfully　cooked

their　steaks　and　cutlets　on　their　ramrods；　and　passed　a　most

wretched　night。



The　army　of　Henry　was　encamped　opposite　to　them　for　the　most　part

in　better　order。　　The　noble　cavalry　regiments　found　a　village　in

which　they　made　themselves　pretty　comfortable；　Jenkins's　Foot

taking　possession　of　the　kitchens　and　garrets　of　the　buildings。

The　Irish　Brigade；　accustomed　to　lie　abroad；　were　quartered　in　some

potato　fields；　where　they　sang　Moore's　melodies　all　night。　　There

were；　besides　the　troops　regular　and　irregular；　about　three

thousand　priests　and　abbes　with　the　army；　armed　with　scourging…

whips；　and　chanting　the　most　lugubrious　canticles：　these　reverend

men　were　found　to　be　a　hindrance　rather　than　otherwise　to　the

operations　of　the　regular　forces。



It　was　a　touching　sight；　on　the　morning　before　the　battle；　to　see

the　alacrity　with　which　Jenkins's　regiment　sprung　up　at　the　FIRST

reveille　of　the　bell；　and　engaged　（the　honest　fellows！）　in　offices

almost　menial　for　the　benefit　of　their　French　allies。　　The　Duke

himself　set　the　example；　and　blacked　to　a　nicety　the　boots　of

Henri。　　At　half…past　ten；　after　coffee；　the　brilliant　warriors　of

the　cavalry　were　ready；　their　clarions　rung　to　horse；　their　banners

were　given　to　the　wind；　their　shirt…collars　were　exquisitely

starched；　and　the　whole　air　was　scented　with　the　odors　of　their

pomatums　and　pocket…handkerchiefs。



Jenkins　had　the　honor　of　holding　the　stirrup　for　Henri。　　〃My

faithful　Duke！〃　said　the　Prince；　pulling　him　by　the　shoulder…knot；

〃thou　art　always　at　THY　POST。〃　　〃Here；　as　in　Wellington　Street；

sire；〃　said　the　hero；　blushing。　　And　the　Prince　made　an　appropriate

speech　to　his　chivalry；　in　which　allusions　to　the　lilies；　Saint

Louis；　Bayard　and　Henri　Quatre；　were；　as　may　be　imagined；　not

spared。　　〃Ho！　standard…bearer！〃　the　Prince　concluded；　〃fling　out　my

oriflamme。　　Noble　gents　of　France；　your　King　is　among　you　to…day！〃



Then　turning　to　the　Prince　of　Ballybunion；　who　had　been　drinking

whiskey…punch　all　night　with　the　Princes　of　Donegal　and　Connemara；

〃Prince；〃　he　said；　〃the　Irish　Brigade　has　won　every　battle　in　the

French　historywe　will　not　deprive　you　of　the　honor　of　winning

this。　　You　will　please　to　commence　the　attack　with　your　brigade。〃

Bending　his　head　until　the　green　plumes　of　his　beaver　mingled　with

the　mane　of　the　Shetland　pony　which　he　rode；　the　Prince　of　Ireland

trotted　off　with　his　aides…de…camp；　who　rode　the　same　horses；

powerful　grays；　with　which　a　dealer　at　Nantz　had　supplied　them　on

their　and　the　Prince's　joint　bill　at　three　months。



The　gallant　sons　of　Erin　had　wisely　slept　until　the　last　minute　in

their　potato…trenches；　but　rose　at　once　at　the　summons　of　their

beloved　Prince。　　Their　toilet　was　the　work　of　a　momenta　single

shake　and　it　was　done。　　Rapidly　forming　into　a　line；　they　advanced

headed　by　their　Generals；who；　turning　their　steeds　into　a　grass…

field；　wisely　determined　to　fight　on　foot。　　Behind　them　came　the

line　of　British　foot　under　the　illustrious　Jenkins；　who　marched　in

advance　perfectly　collected；　and　smoking　a　Manilla　cigar。　　The

cavalry　were　on　the　right　and　left　of　the　infantry；　prepared　to　act

in　pontoon；　in　echelon；　or　in　ricochet；　as　occasion　might　demand。

The　Prince　rode　behind；　supported　by　his　Staff；　who　were　almost　all

of　them　bishops；　archdeacons；　or　abbes；　and　the　body　of　ecclesiastics

followed；　singing　to　the　sound；　or　rather　howl；　of　serpents　and

trombones；　the　Latin　canticles　of　the　Reverend　Fr