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The   wife   of   the   hotel´keeper察 actuated   by  a   low  jealousy察  had   suggested 

that    she   ;seemed      to  live   OFF     them察─   but   as   that   person    tried   to 

demonstrate the truth of her statement by reference to the cost of the raw 

material   used     by   the   old   lady察 it   was  considered   by   the   camp   as    too 

practical and economical for consideration。              ;Besides察─added Cy Perkins察

;ef old Mammy wants to turn an honest penny in her old age察let her do it。 

How would you like your old mother to make pies on grub wages拭eh拭─

A   suggestion   that   so   affected   his   hearer   who   had   no   mother   that   he 

bought     three   on   the  spot。   The     quality   of  these   pies   had   never    been 

discussed but once。         It is related that a young lawyer from San Francisco察

dining at the Palmetto restaurant察pushed away one of Mammy Downey's 

pies with every expression of disgust and dissatisfaction。                At this juncture察

Whisky Dick察considerably affected by his favorite stimulant察approached 

the stranger's table察and察drawing up a chair察sat uninvited before him。 



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     ;Mebbee察     young    man察─   he   began    gravely察   ye   don't   like  Mammy 

Downey's pies拭─

     The stranger replied curtly察and in some astonishment察that he did not察

as a rule察 eat pie。; 

     ;Young man察─continued Dick察with drunken gravity察 mebbee you're 

accustomed to Charlotte rusks and blue mange察mebbee ye can't eat unless 

your grub is got up by one o' them French cooks'拭              Yet WE us boys yar 

in this campcalls that piea gooda com´pe´tent pie ─

     The   stranger   again   disclaimed   anything   but   a   general   dislike   of   that 

form of pastry。 

     ;Young   man察─  continued   Dick察  utterly   unheeding   the   explanation察

;young      man察  mebbee     you    onst  had   an   olea   very   ole  mother察   who察

tottering down the vale o' years察made pies。              Mebbee察and it's like your 

blank epicurean soul察ye turned up your nose on the ole woman察and went 

back on the pies察and on her         She that dandled ye when ye woz a baby察

a little baby    Mebbee ye went back on her察and shook her察and played off 

on her察and gave her awaydead away              And now察mebbee察young manI 

wouldn't hurt ye for the world察but mebbee察afore ye leave this yar table察

YE'LL EAT THAT PIE ─

     The stranger rose to his feet察but the muzzle of a dragoon revolver in 

the unsteady hands of Whisky Dick察caused him to sit down again。 He ate 

the pie察and lost his case likewise察before a Rough´and´ Ready jury。 

     Indeed察  far   from   exhibiting   the   cynical   doubts   and   distrusts   of   age察

Daddy   Downey   received   always   with   childlike   delight   the   progress   of 

modern improvement and energy。              ;In my day察long back in the twenties察

it took us nigh a weeka week察boysto get up a barn察and all the young 

onesI was one thenfor miles 'round at the raisin'察and yer's you boys 

rascals ye are察tooruns up this yer shanty for Mammy and me 'twixt sun´ 

up   and   dark   Eh察  eh察  you're   teachin'   the   old   folks   new   tricks察  are   ye拭

Ah察get along察you ─and in playful simulation of anger he would shake his 

white hair and his hickory staff at the ;rascals。;             The only indication of 

the   conservative   tendencies   of   age   was   visible   in   his   continual   protest 

against the extravagance of the boys。            ;Why察─he would say察 a family察a 

hull familyleavin' alone me and the old womanmight be supported on 



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what   you   young   rascals   throw   away   in   a   single   spree。  Ah察  you   young 

dogs察didn't I hear about your scattering half´dollars on the stage the other 

night when that Eyetalian Papist was singin'拭              And that money goes out 

of Amerikyivry cent ─

     There was little doubt that the old couple were saving察if not avaricious。 

But   when     it   was   known察  through   the   indiscreet   volubility   of   Mammy 

Downey察that Daddy Downey sent the bulk of their savings察gratuities察and 

gifts to a dissipated and prodigal son in the Eastwhose photograph the 

old man always carried with himit rather elevated him in their regard。 

;When   ye   write   to   that   gay   and   festive   son   o'   yourn察  Daddy察─  said   Joe 

Robinson察 send him this yer specimen。              Give him my compliments察and 

tell him察ef he kin spend money faster than I can察I call him               Tell him察ef 

he wants a first´class jamboree察to kem out here察and me and the boys will 

show him what a square drunk is ─             In vain would the old man continue 

to protest against the spirit of the gift察the miner generally returned with 

his   pockets   that   much   the   lighter察  and   it   is   not   improbable   a   little   less 

intoxicated than he otherwise might have been。                It may be premised that 

Daddy   Downey   was   strictly   temperate。         The   only   way   he   managed   to 

avoid   hurting   the   feelings   of   the   camp   was   by   accepting   the   frequent 

donations of whisky to be used for the purposes of liniment。 

     ;Next to snake´oil察my son察─he would say察 and dilberry´juice察and 

ye don't seem to pro´duce 'em hereaboutswhisky is good for rubbin' onto 

old bones to make 'em limber。            But pure cold water察'sparklin' and bright 

in its liquid light' and察so to speak察reflectin' of God's own linyments on its 

surfiss察is the best察onless察like poor ol' Mammy and me察ye gets the dumb´ 

agur from over´use。; 

     The fame of the Downey couple was not confined to the foot´hills。 The 

Rev。   Henry   Gushington察  D。D。察  of       Boston察  making   a   bronchial   tour   of 

California察wrote to the ;Christian Pathfinder; an affecting account of his 

visit to them察placed Daddy Downey's age at 102察and attributed the recent 

conversions in Rough´and´Ready to their influence。                  That gifted literary 

Hessian察Bill Smith察traveling in the interests of various capitalists察and the 

trustworthy correspondent of four ;only independent American journals察─

quoted him as an evidence of the longevity superinduced by the climate察



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offered him as an example of the security of helpless life and property in 

the mountains察used him as an advertisement of the Union Ditch察and it is 

said   in   some   vague   way   cited   him   as   proving   the   collateral   facts   of   a 

timber     and   ore´producing       region    existing    in  the   foot´hills   worthy     the 

attention of Eastern capitalists。 

     Praised   thus   by  the   lips   of   distinguished   report察  fostered   by  the   care 

and   sustained   by   the   pecuniary   offerings   of   their   fellow´   citizens察  the 

Saints led for two years a peaceful life of gentle absorption。                     To relieve 

them   from   the     embarrassing       appearance      of  eleemosynary        receiptsan 

embarrassment          felt   more     by    the    givers     than    the    recipientsthe 

postmastership of Rough´and´Ready was procured for Daddy察and the duty 

of   receiving   and   delivering   the   United   States   mails   performed   by   him察

with the advice and assistance of the boys。               If a few letters went astray at 

this time察  it   was   easily  attributed   to   this   undisciplined   aid察 and   the   boys 

themselves were always ready to make up the value of a missing money´ 

letter   and    ;keep    the  old   man's    accounts     square。;     To    these   functions 

presently were added the treasurerships of the Masons' and Odd Fellows' 

charitable     fundsthe     old   man    being    far  advanced      in  their   respective 

degreesand   even   the   position   of   almoner   of   their   bounties   was   super´ 

added。      Here察  unfortunately察  Daddy's   habits   of   economy   and   avaricious 

propensity      came     near    making     him    unpopular察    and    very    often   needy 

brothers   were   forced   to   object   to   the   quantity   and   quality   of   the   help 

extended。       They always met with more generous relief from the private 

hands of the   brothers   themselves察 and   the remark察  that   the   ol'   man   was 

trying to set an examplethat he meant well察and that they would yet be 

thankful   for   his   zealous   care   and   economy。       A  few察  I   think察 suffered   in 

noble silence察r

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