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The Illustrious Gaudissart



by Honore de Balzac



Translated by Katharine Prescott Wormeley









DEDICATION



To Madame la Duchesse de Castries。











THE ILLUSTRIOUS GAUDISSART







CHAPTER I



The commercial traveller; a personage unknown to antiquity; is one of

the striking figures created by the manners and customs of our present

epoch。 May he not; in some conceivable order of things; be destined to

mark for coming philosophers the great transition which welds a period

of material enterprise to the period of intellectual strength? Our

century will bind the realm of isolated power; abounding as it does in

creative genius; to the realm of universal but levelling might;

equalizing all products; spreading them broadcast among the masses;

and being itself controlled by the principle of unity;the final

expression of all societies。 Do we not find the dead level of

barbarism succeeding the saturnalia of popular thought and the last

struggles of those civilizations which accumulated the treasures of

the world in one direction?



The commercial traveller! Is he not to the realm of ideas what our

stage…coaches are to men and things? He is their vehicle; he sets them

going; carries them along; rubs them up with one another。 He takes

from the luminous centre a handful of light; and scatters it broadcast

among the drowsy populations of the duller regions。 This human

pyrotechnic is a scholar without learning; a juggler hoaxed by

himself; an unbelieving priest of mysteries and dogmas; which he

expounds all the better for his want of faith。 Curious being! He has

seen everything; known everything; and is up in all the ways of the

world。 Soaked in the vices of Paris; he affects to be the fellow…well…

met of the provinces。 He is the link which connects the village with

the capital; though essentially he is neither Parisian nor provincial;

he is a traveller。 He sees nothing to the core: men and places he

knows by their names; as for things; he looks merely at their surface;

and he has his own little tape…line with which to measure them。 His

glance shoots over all things and penetrates none。 He occupies himself

with a great deal; yet nothing occupies him。



Jester and jolly fellow; he keeps on good terms with all political

opinions; and is patriotic to the bottom of his soul。 A capital mimic;

he knows how to put on; turn and turn about; the smiles of persuasion;

satisfaction; and good…nature; or drop them for the normal expression

of his natural man。 He is compelled to be an observer of a certain

sort in the interests of his trade。 He must probe men with a glance

and guess their habits; wants; and above all their solvency。 To

economize time he must come to quick decisions as to his chances of

success;a practice that makes him more or less a man of judgment; on

the strength of which he sets up as a judge of theatres; and

discourses about those of Paris and the provinces。



He knows all the good and bad haunts in France; 〃de actu et visu。〃 He

can pilot you; on occasion; to vice or virtue with equal assurance。

Blest with the eloquence of a hot…water spigot turned on at will; he

can check or let run; without floundering; the collection of phrases

which he keeps on tap; and which produce upon his victims the effect

of a moral shower…bath。 Loquacious as a cricket; he smokes; drinks;

wears a profusion of trinkets; overawes the common people; passes for

a lord in the villages; and never permits himself to be 〃stumped;〃a

slang expression all his own。 He knows how to slap his pockets at the

right time; and make his money jingle if he thinks the servants of the

second…class houses which he wants to enter (always eminently

suspicious) are likely to take him for a thief。 Activity is not the

least surprising quality of this human machine。 Not the hawk swooping

upon its prey; not the stag doubling before the huntsman and the

hounds; nor the hounds themselves catching scent of the game; can be

compared with him for the rapidity of his dart when he spies a

〃commission;〃 for the agility with which he trips up a rival and gets

ahead of him; for the keenness of his scent as he noses a customer and

discovers the sport where he can get off his wares。



How many great qualities must such a man possess! You will find in all

countries many such diplomats of low degree; consummate negotiators

arguing in the interests of calico; jewels; frippery; wines; and often

displaying more true diplomacy than ambassadors themselves; who; for

the most part; know only the forms of it。 No one in France can doubt

the powers of the commercial traveller; that intrepid soul who dares

all; and boldly brings the genius of civilization and the modern

inventions of Paris into a struggle with the plain commonsense of

remote villages; and the ignorant and boorish treadmill of provincial

ways。 Can we ever forget the skilful manoeuvres by which he worms

himself into the minds of the populace; bringing a volume of words to

bear upon the refractory; reminding us of the indefatigable worker in

marbles whose file eats slowly into a block of porphyry? Would you

seek to know the utmost power of language; or the strongest pressure

that a phrase can bring to bear against rebellious lucre; against the

miserly proprietor squatting in the recesses of his country lair?

listen to one of these great ambassadors of Parisian industry as he

revolves and works and sucks like an intelligent piston of the steam…

engine called Speculation。



〃Monsieur;〃 said a wise political economist; the director…cashier…

manager and secretary…general of a celebrated fire…insurance company;

〃out of every five hundred thousand francs of policies to be renewed

in the provinces; not more than fifty thousand are paid up

voluntarily。 The other four hundred and fifty thousand are got in by

the activity of our agents; who go about among those who are in

arrears and worry them with stories of horrible incendiaries until

they are driven to sign the new policies。 Thus you see that eloquence;

the labial flux; is nine tenths of the ways and means of our

business。〃



To talk; to make people listen to you;that is seduction in itself。 A

nation that has two Chambers; a woman who lends both ears; are soon

lost。 Eve and her serpent are the everlasting myth of an hourly fact

which began; and may end; with the world itself。



〃A conversation of two hours ought to capture your man;〃 said a

retired lawyer。



Let us walk round the commercial traveller; and look at him well。

Don't forget his overcoat; olive green; nor his cloak with its morocco

collar; nor the striped blue cotton shirt。 In this queer figureso

original that we cannot rub it outhow many divers personalities we

come across! In the first place; what an acrobat; what a circus; what

a battery; all in one; is the man himself; his vocation; and his

tongue! Intrepid mariner; he plunges in; armed with a few phrases; to

catch five or six thousand francs in the frozen seas; in the domain of

the red Indians who inhabit the interior of France。 The provincial

fish will not rise to harpoons and torches; it can only be taken with

seines and nets and gentlest persuasions。 The traveller's business is

to extract the gold in country caches by a purely intellectual

operation; and to extract it pleasantly and without pain。 Can you

think without a shudder of the flood of phrases which; day by day;

renewed each dawn; leaps in cascades the length and breadth of sunny

France?



You know the species; let us now take a look at the individual。



There lives in Paris an incomparable commercial traveller; the paragon

of his race; a man who possesses in the highest degree all the

qualifications necessary to the nature of his success。 His speech is

vitriol and likewise glue;glue to catch and entangle his victim and

make him sticky and easy to grip; vitriol to dissolve hard heads;

close fists; and closer calculations。 His line was once the HAT; but

his talents and the art with which he snared the wariest provincial

had brought him such commercial celebrity that all vendors of the

〃article Paris〃'*' paid court to him; and humbly begged that he would

deign to take their commissions。



'*' 〃Article Paris〃 means anythingespecially articles of wearing

    apparelwhich originates or is made in Paris。 The name is

    supposed to give to the thing a special value in the provinces。



Thus; when he returned to Paris in the intervals of his triumphant

progress through France; he lived a life of perpetual festivity in the

shape of weddings and suppers。 When he was in the provinces; the

correspondents in the smaller towns made much of him; in Paris; the

great houses feted and caressed him。 Welcomed; flattered; and fed

wherever he went; it came to pass that to breakfast or to dine alone

was a novelty; an event。 He lived the life of a sovereign; or; better

still; of a jo

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