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recipients of the bounty of the Charity amounted to little more

than 100 pounds; inclusive of all office charges and expenses。  The

experience and knowledge of those entrusted with the management of

the funds are a guarantee that the last available farthing of the

funds will be distributed among proper and deserving recipients。

Claiming; on my part; to be related in some degree to the

profession of an artist; I disdain to stoop to ask for charity; in

the ordinary acceptation of the term; on behalf of the Artists。  In

its broader and higher signification of generous confidence;

lasting trustfulness; love and confiding belief; I very readily

associate that cardinal virtue with art。  I decline to present the

artist to the notice of the public as a grown…up child; or as a

strange; unaccountable; moon…stricken person; waiting helplessly in

the street of life to be helped over the road by the crossing…

sweeper; on the contrary; I present the artist as a reasonable

creature; a sensible gentleman; and as one well acquainted with the

value of his time; and that of other people; as if he were in the

habit of going on high 'Change every day。  The Artist whom I wish

to present to the notice of the Meeting is one to whom the perfect

enjoyment of the five senses is essential to every achievement of

his life。  He can gain no wealth nor fame by buying something which

he never touched; and selling it to another who would also never

touch or see it; but was compelled to strike out for himself every

spark of fire which lighted; burned; and perhaps consumed him。  He

must win the battle of life with his own hand; and with his own

eyes; and was obliged to act as general; captain; ensign; non…

commissioned officer; private; drummer; great arms; small arms;

infantry; cavalry; all in his own unaided self。  When; therefore; I

ask help for the artist; I do not make my appeal for one who was a

cripple from his birth; but I ask it as part payment of a great

debt which all sensible and civilised creatures owe to art; as a

mark of respect to art; as a decoration … not as a badge … as a

remembrance of what this land; or any land; would be without art;

and as the token of an appreciation of the works of the most

successful artists of this country。  With respect to the society of

which I am the advocate; I am gratified that it is so liberally

supported by the most distinguished artists; and that it has the

confidence of men who occupy the highest rank as artists; above the

reach of reverses; and the most distinguished in success and fame;

and whose support is above all price。  Artists who have obtained

wide…world reputation know well that many deserving and persevering

men; or their widows and orphans; have received help from this

fund; and some of the artists who have received this help are now

enrolled among the subscribers to the Institution。







SPEECH:  LONDON; MAY 20; 1862。







'The following speech was made by Mr。 Dickens; in his capacity as

chairman; at the annual Festival of the Newsvendors' and Provident

Institution; held at the Freemasons' Tavern on the above date。'



WHEN I had the honour of being asked to preside last year; I was

prevented by indisposition; and I besought my friend; Mr。 Wilkie

Collins; to reign in my stead。  He very kindly complied; and made

an excellent speech。  Now I tell you the truth; that I read that

speech with considerable uneasiness; for it inspired me with a

strong misgiving that I had better have presided last year with

neuralgia in my face and my subject in my head; rather than preside

this year with my neuralgia all gone and my subject anticipated。

Therefore; I wish to preface the toast this evening by making the

managers of this Institution one very solemn and repentant promise;

and it is; if ever I find myself obliged to provide a substitute

again; they may rely upon my sending the most speechless man of my

acquaintance。



The Chairman last year presented you with an amiable view of the

universality of the newsman's calling。  Nothing; I think; is left

for me but to imagine the newsman's burden itself; to unfold one of

those wonderful sheets which he every day disseminates; and to take

a bird's…eye view of its general character and contents。  So; if

you please; choosing my own time … though the newsman cannot choose

his time; for he must be equally active in winter or summer; in

sunshine or sleet; in light or darkness; early or late … but;

choosing my own time; I shall for two or three moments start off

with the newsman on a fine May morning; and take a view of the

wonderful broadsheets which every day he scatters broadcast over

the country。  Well; the first thing that occurs to me following the

newsman is; that every day we are born; that every day we are

married … some of us … and that every day we are dead;

consequently; the first thing the newsvendor's column informs me

is; that Atkins has been born; that Catkins has been married; and

that Datkins is dead。  But the most remarkable thing I immediately

discover in the next column; is that Atkins has grown to be

seventeen years old; and that he has run away; for; at last; my eye

lights on the fact that William A。; who is seventeen years old; is

adjured immediately to return to his disconsolate parents; and

everything will be arranged to the satisfaction of everyone。  I am

afraid he will never return; simply because; if he had meant to

come back; he would never have gone away。  Immediately below; I

find a mysterious character in such a mysterious difficulty that it

is only to be expressed by several disjointed letters; by several

figures; and several stars; and then I find the explanation in the

intimation that the writer has given his property over to his

uncle; and that the elephant is on the wing。  Then; still glancing

over the shoulder of my industrious friend; the newsman; I find

there are great fleets of ships bound to all parts of the earth;

that they all want a little more stowage; a little more cargo; that

they have a few more berths to let; that they have all the most

spacious decks; that they are all built of teak; and copper…

bottomed; that they all carry surgeons of experience; and that they

are all A1 at Lloyds'; and anywhere else。  Still glancing over the

shoulder of my friend the newsman; I find I am offered all kinds of

house…lodging; clerks; servants; and situations; which I can

possibly or impossibly want。  I learn; to my intense gratification;

that I need never grow old; that I may always preserve the juvenile

bloom of my complexion; that if ever I turn ill it is entirely my

own fault; that if I have any complaint; and want brown cod…liver

oil or Turkish baths; I am told where to get them; and that; if I

want an income of seven pounds a…week; I may have it by sending

half…a…crown in postage…stamps。  Then I look to the police

intelligence; and I can discover that I may bite off a human living

nose cheaply; but if I take off the dead nose of a pig or a calf

from a shop…window; it will cost me exceedingly dear。  I also find

that if I allow myself to be betrayed into the folly of killing an

inoffensive tradesman on his own door…step; that little incident

will not affect the testimonials to my character; but that I shall

be described as a most amiable young man; and as; above all things;

remarkable for the singular inoffensiveness of my character and

disposition。  Then I turn my eye to the Fine Arts; and; under that

head; I see that a certain 〃J。 O。〃 has most triumphantly exposed a

certain 〃J。 O。 B。;〃 which 〃J。 O。 B。〃 was remarkable for this

particular ugly feature; that I was requested to deprive myself of

the best of my pictures for six months; that for that time it was

to be hung on a wet wall; and that I was to be requited for my

courtesy in having my picture most impertinently covered with a wet

blanket。  To sum up the results of a glance over my newsman's

shoulder; it gives a comprehensive knowledge of what is going on

over the continent of Europe; and also of what is going on over the

continent of America; to say nothing of such little geographical

regions as India and China。



Now; my friends; this is the glance over the newsman's shoulders

from the whimsical point of view; which is the point; I believe;

that most promotes digestion。  The newsman is to be met with on

steamboats; railway stations; and at every turn。  His profits are

small; he has a great amount of anxiety and care; and no little

amount of personal wear and tear。  He is indispensable to

civilization and freedom; and he is looked for with pleasurable

excitement every day; except when he lends the paper for an hour;

and when he is punctual in calling for it; which is sometimes very

painful。  I think the lesson we can learn from our newsman is some

new illustration of the uncertainty of life; some illustration of

its vicissitudes and fluctuations。  Mindful of this perm

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