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to work。 At the same time察the German producer by depressing the mark further and further is able to work fourteen hours a day。 This argument may not be quite correct but I take it as I find it in the London Press。 Whether I state it correctly or not察it is quite plain that the problem is insoluble。 That is all that is needed in first class politics。

A really good question like the German reparation question will go on for a century。 Undoubtedly in the year 2000 A。D。察a British Chancellor of the Exchequer will still be explaining that the government is fully resolved that Germany shall pay to the last farthing cheers此but that ministers have no intention of allowing the German payment to take a form that will undermine British industry wild applause此that the German indemnity shall be so paid that without weakening the power of the Germans。 to buy from us it shall increase our power of selling to them。

Such questions last forever。

On the other hand sometimes by sheer carelessness a question gets settled and passes out of politics。 This察so we are given to understand察has happened to the Irish question。 It is settled。 A group of Irish delegates and British ministers got together round a table and settled it。 The settlement has since been celebrated at a demonstration of brotherhood by the Irish Americans of New York with only six casualties。 Henceforth the Irish question passes into history。 There may be some odd fighting along the Ulster border察or a little civil war with perhaps a little revolution every now and then察but as a question the thing is finished。

I must say that I for one am very sorry to think that the Irish question is gone。 We shall miss it greatly。 Debating societies which have flourished on it ever since 1886 will be wrecked for want of it。 Dinner parties will now lose half the sparkle of their conversation。 It will be no longer possible to make use of such good old remarks as察 After all the Irish are a gifted people察─or察 You must remember that fifty per cent of the great English generals were Irish。;

The settlement turned out to be a very simple affair。 Ireland was merely given dominion status。 What that is察no one knows察but it means that the Irish have now got it and that they sink from the high place that they had in the white light of publicity to the level of the Canadians or the New Zealanders。

Whether it is quite a proper thing to settle trouble by conferring dominion status on it察is open to question。 It is a practice that is bound to spread。 It is rumoured that it is now contemplated to confer dominion status upon the Borough of Poplar and on the Cambridge undergraduates。 It is even understood that at the recent disarmament conference England offered to confer dominion status on the United States。 President Harding would assuredly have accepted it at once but for the protest of Mr。 Briand察who claimed that any such offer must be accompanied by a permission to increase the French fire´brigade by fifty per cent。

It is lamentable察too察that at the very same moment when the Irish question was extinguished察the Naval Question which had lasted for nearly fifty years was absolutely obliterated by disarmament。 Henceforth the alarm of invasion is a thing of the past and the navy practically needless。 Beyond keeping a fleet in the North Sea and one on the Mediterranean察and maintaining a patrol all round the rim of the Pacific Ocean察Britain will cease to be a naval power。  A mere annual expenditure of fifty million pounds sterling will suffice for such thin pretence of naval preparedness as a disarmed nation will have to maintain。

This thing too察came as a surprise察or at least a surprise to the general public who are unaware of the workings of diplomacy。 Those who know about such things were fully aware of what would happen if a whole lot of British sailors and diplomatists and journalists were exposed to the hospitalities of Washington。 The British and Americans are both alike。 You can't drive them or lead them or coerce them察but if you give them a cigar they'll do anything。  The inner history of the conference is only just beginning to be known。 But it is whispered that immediately on his arrival Mr。  Balfour was given a cigar by President Harding。 Mr。 Balfour at once offered to scrap five ships察and invited the entire American cabinet into the British Embassy察where Sir A。 Geddes was rash enough to offer them champagne。

The American delegates immediately offered to scrap ten ships。 Mr。 Balfour察who simply cannot be outdone in international courtesy察saw the ten and raised it to twenty。 President Harding saw the twenty察raised it to thirty察and sent out for more poker chips。

At the close of the play Lord Beatty察who is urbanity itself察offered to scrap Portsmouth Dockyard察and asked if anybody present would like Canada。 President Harding replied with his customary tact that if England wanted the Philippines察he would think it what he would term a residuum of normalcy to give them away。 There is no telling what might have happened had not Mr。 Briand interposed to say that any transfer of the Philippines must be regarded as a signal for a twenty per cent increase in the Boy Scouts of France。 As a tactful conclusion to the matter President Harding raised Mr。 Balfour to the peerage。

As things are察disarmament coming along with the Irish settlement察leaves English politics in a bad way。 The general outlook is too peaceful altogether。 One looks round almost in vain for any of those ;strained relations; which used to be the very basis of English foreign policy。 In only one direction do I see light for English politics察and that is over towards Czecho´Slovakia。 It appears that Czecho´Slovakia owes the British Exchequer fifty million sterling。 I cannot quote the exact figure察but it is either fifty million or fifty billion。 In either case Czecho´Slovakia is unable to pay。 The announcement has just been made by M。 Sgitzch察the new treasurer察that the country is bankrupt or at least that he sees his way to make it so in a week。

It has been at once reported in City circles that there are ;strained relations; between Great Britain and Czecho´Slovakia。 Now what I advise is察that if the relations are strained察keep them so。 England has lost nearly all the strained relations she ever had察let her cherish the few that she still has。 I know that there are other opinions。 The suggestion has been at once made for a ;round table conference察─at which the whole thing can be freely discussed without formal protocols and something like a ;gentleman's agreement; reached。 I say察don't do it。 England is being ruined by these round table conferences。 They are sitting round in Cairo and Calcutta and Capetown察filling all the best hotels and eating out the substance of the taxpayer。

I am told that Lloyd George has offered to go to Czecho´Slovakia。 He should be stopped。 It is said that Professor Keynes has proved that the best way to deal with the debt of Czecho´Slovakia is to send them whatever cash we have left察thereby turning the exchange upside down on them察and forcing them to buy all their Christmas presents in Manchester。

It is wiser not to do anything of the sort。 England should send them a good old´fashioned ultimatum察mobilise all the naval officers at the Embankment hotels察raise the income tax another sixpence察and defy them。

If that were done it might prove a successful first step in bringing English politics back to the high plane of conversational interest from which they are threatening to fall。



V。 ´ Oxford as I See It

MY private station being that of a university professor察I was naturally deeply interested in the system of education in England。 I was therefore led to make a special visit to Oxford and to submit the place to a searching scrutiny。 Arriving one afternoon at four o'clock察I stayed at the Mitre Hotel and did not leave until eleven o'clock next morning。 The whole of this time察except for one hour spent in addressing the undergraduates察was devoted to a close and eager study of the great university。 When I add to this that I had already visited Oxford in 1907 and spent a Sunday at All Souls with Colonel L。 S。 Amery察it will be seen at once that my views on Oxford are based upon observations extending over fourteen years。

At any rate I can at least claim that my acquaintance with the British university is just as good a basis for reflection and judgment as that of the numerous English critics who come to our side of the water。 I have known a famous English author to arrive at Harvard University in the morning察have lunch with President Lowell察and then write a whole chapter on the Excellence of Higher Education in America。 I have known another one come to Harvard察have lunch with President Lowell察and do an entire book on the Decline of Serious Study in America。 Or take the case of my own university。 I remember Mr。 Rudyard Kipling coming to McGill and saying in his address to the undergraduates at 2。30 P。M。察 You have here a great institution。; But how could he have gathered this information拭As far as I know he spent the entire morning with Sir Andrew Macphail in his house beside the campus察smoking cigarettes。 When I add that he distinctly refused to vi

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