my discovery of england-第5节
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ver； 〃I think it is something of the sort； sir；〃 he said。 I hesitated。 〃Drive me；〃 I said； 〃to where I can buy safety razor blades。〃
After that I was able to drive past the Museum with the quiet assurance of a Londoner； and to take part in dinner table discussions as to whether the British Museum or the Louvre contains the greater treasures。 It is quite easy any way。 All you have to do is to remember that The Winged Victory of Samothrace is in the Louvre and the papyrus of Thotmes II （or some such document） is in the Museum。
The Abbey； I admit； is indeed majestic。 I did not intend to miss going into it。 But I felt； as so many tourists have； that I wanted to enter it in the proper frame of mind。 I never got into the frame of mind； at least not when near the Abbey itself。 I have been in exactly that frame of mind when on State Street； Chicago； or on King Street； Toronto； or anywhere three thousand miles away from the Abbey。 But by bad luck I never struck both the frame of mind and the Abbey at the same time。
But the Londoners； after all； in not seeing their own wonders； are only like the rest of the world。 The people who live in Buffalo never go to see Niagara Falls； people in Cleveland don't know which is Mr。 Rockefeller's house； and people live and even die in New York without going up to the top of the Woolworth Building。 And anyway the past is remote and the present is near。 I know a cab driver in the city of Quebec whose business in life it is to drive people up to see the Plains of Abraham； but unless they bother him to do it； he doesn't show them the spot where Wolfe fell： what ho does point out with real zest is the place where the Mayor and the City Council sat on the wooden platform that they put up for the municipal celebration last summer。
No description of London would be complete without a reference； however brief； to the singular salubrity and charm of the London climate。 This is seen at its best during the autumn and winter months。 The climate of London and indeed of England generally is due to the influence of the Gulf Stream。 The way it works is thus： The Gulf Stream； as it nears the shores of the British Isles and feels the propinquity of Ireland； rises into the air； turns into soup； and comes down on London。 At times the soup is thin and is in fact little more than a mist： at other times it has the consistency of a thick Potage St。 Germain。 London people are a little sensitive on the point and flatter their atmosphere by calling it a fog： but it is not： it is soup。 The notion that no sunlight ever gets through and that in the London winter people never see the sun is of course a ridiculous error； circulated no doubt by the jealousy of foreign nations。 I have myself seen the sun plainly visible in London； without the aid of glasses； on a November day in broad daylight； and again one night about four o'clock in the afternoon I saw the sun distinctly appear through the clouds。 The whole subject of daylight in the London winter is； however； one which belongs rather to the technique of astronomy than to a book of description。 In practice daylight is but little used。 Electric lights are burned all the time in all houses； buildings； railway stations and clubs。 This practice which is now universally observed is called Daylight Saving。
But the distinction between day and night during the London winter is still quite obvious to any one of an observant mind。 It is indicated by various signs such as the striking of clocks； the tolling of bells； the closing of saloons； and the raising of taxi rates。 It is much less easy to distinguish the technical approach of night in the other cities of England that lie outside the confines； physical and intellectual； of London and live in a continuous gloom。 In such places as the great manufacturing cities； Buggingham…under…Smoke； or Gloomsbury…on…Ooze； night may be said to be perpetual。
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I had written the whole of the above chapter and looked on it as finished when I realised that I had made a terrible omission。 I neglected to say anything about the Mind of London。 This is a thing that is always put into any book of discovery and observation and I can only apologise for not having discussed it sooner。 I am quite familiar with other people's chapters on 〃The Mind of America；〃 and 〃The Chinese Mind；〃 and so forth。 Indeed； so far as I know it has turned out that almost everybody all over the world has a mind。 Nobody nowadays travels； even in Central America or Thibet； without bringing back a chapter on 〃The Mind of Costa Rica；〃 or on the 〃Psychology of the Mongolian。〃 Even the gentler peoples such as the Burmese； the Siamese； the Hawaiians； and the Russians； though they have no minds are written up as souls。
It is quite obvious then that there is such a thing as the mind of London： and it is all the more culpable in me to have neglected it in as much as my editorial friend in New York had expressly mentioned it to me before I sailed。 〃What；〃 said he； leaning far over his desk after his massive fashion and reaching out into the air； 〃what is in the minds of these people？ Are they；〃 he added； half to himself； though I heard him； 〃are they thinking？ And； if they think； what do they think？〃
I did therefore； during my stay in London； make an accurate study of the things that London seemed to be thinking about。 As a comparative basis for this study I brought with me a carefully selected list of the things that New York was thinking about at the moment。 These I selected from the current newspapers in the proportions to the amount of space allotted to each topic and the size of the heading that announced it。 Having thus a working idea of what I may call the mind of New York； I was able to collect and set beside it a list of similar topics； taken from the London Press to represent the mind of London。 The two placed side by side make an interesting piece of psychological analysis。 They read as follows：
THE MIND OF NEW YORK THE MIND OF LONDON What is it thinking？ What is it thinking？
1。 Do chorus girls make 1。 Do chorus girls marry good wives？ well？
2。 Is red hair a sign of 2。 What is red hair a temperament？ sign of？
3。 Can a woman be in 3。 Can a man be in love love with two men？ with two women？
4。 Is fat a sign of genius？ 4。 Is genius a sign of fat？
Looking over these lists； I think it is better to present them without comment； I feel sure that somewhere or other in them one should detect the heart…throbs； the pulsations of two great peoples。 But I don't get it。 In fact the two lists look to me terribly like 〃the mind of Costa Rica。〃
The same editor also advised me to mingle； at his expense； in the brilliant intellectual life of England。 〃There；〃 he said； 〃is a coterie of men； probably the most brilliant group East of the Mississippi。〃 （I think he said the Mississippi）。 〃You will find them；〃 he said to me； 〃brilliant； witty； filled with repartee。〃 He suggested that I should send him back； as far as words could express it； some of this brilliance。 I was very glad to be able to do this； although I fear that the results were not at all what he had anticipated。 Still； I held conversations with these people and I gave him； in all truthfulness； the result。 Sir James Barrie said； 〃This is really very exceptional weather for this time of year。〃 Cyril Maude said； 〃And so a Martini cocktail is merely gin and vermouth。〃 Ian Hay said； 〃You'll find the underground ever so handy once you understand it。〃
I have a lot more of these repartees that I could insert here if it was necessary。 But somehow I feel that it is not。
IV。 A Clear View of the Government and Politics of England
A LOYAL British subject like myself in dealing with the government of England should necessarily begin with a discussion of the monarchy。 I have never had the pleasure of meeting the King；except once on the G。T。R。 platform in Orillia； Ontario； when he was the Duke of York and I was one of the welcoming delegates of the town council。 No doubt he would recall it in a minute。
But in England the King is surrounded by formality and circumstance。 On many mornings I waited round the gates of Buckingham Palace but I found it quite impossible to meet the King in the quiet sociable way in which one met him in Orillia。 The English； it seems； love to make the kingship a subject of great pomp and official etiquette。 In Canada it is quite different。 Perhaps we understand kings and princes better than the English do。 At any rate we treat them in a far more human heart…to…heart fashion than is the English custom； and they respond to it at once。 I remember when King Georgehe was； as I say； Duke of York thencame up to Orillia； Ontario； how we all met him in a delegation on the platform。 Bob CurranBob was Mayor of the town that yearwent up to him and shook hands with him and invited him to come right on up to the Orillia House where he had a room reserved for him。 Charlie Janes and Mel Tudhope and the other boys who were on the town Council gathered round the royal prince and shook hands and told him that he simply must stay over。 George Rapley； the bank manager； sa
