50 bab ballads-第12节
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〃No doubt you mean his Cal…craft;〃 you amusingly will say …
But; no … he didn't operate with common bits of string;
He was a Public Headsman; which is quite another thing。
And when his work was over; they would ramble o'er the lea;
And sit beneath the frondage of an elderberry tree;
And ANNIE'S simple prattle entertained him on his walk;
For public executions formed the subject of her talk。
And sometimes he'd explain to her; which charmed her very much;
How famous operators vary very much in touch;
And then; perhaps; he'd show how he himself performed the trick;
And illustrate his meaning with a poppy and a stick。
Or; if it rained; the little maid would stop at home; and look
At his favourable notices; all pasted in a book;
And then her cheek would flush … her swimming eyes would dance with
joy
In a glow of admiration at the prowess of her boy。
One summer eve; at supper…time; the gentle GILBERT said
(As he helped his pretty ANNIE to a slice of collared head);
〃This reminds me I must settle on the next ensuing day
The hash of that unmitigated villain PETER GRAY。〃
He saw his ANNIE tremble and he saw his ANNIE start;
Her changing colour trumpeted the flutter at her heart;
Young GILBERT'S manly bosom rose and sank with jealous fear;
And he said; 〃O gentle ANNIE; what's the meaning of this here?〃
And ANNIE answered; blushing in an interesting way;
〃You think; no doubt; I'm sighing for that felon PETER GRAY:
That I was his young woman is unquestionably true;
But not since I began a…keeping company with you。〃
Then GILBERT; who was irritable; rose and loudly swore
He'd know the reason why if she refused to tell him more;
And she answered (all the woman in her flashing from her eyes)
〃You mustn't ask no questions; and you won't be told no lies!
〃Few lovers have the privilege enjoyed; my dear; by you;
Of chopping off a rival's head and quartering him too!
Of vengeance; dear; to…morrow you will surely take your fill!〃
And GILBERT ground his molars as he answered her; 〃I will!〃
Young GILBERT rose from table with a stern determined look;
And; frowning; took an inexpensive hatchet from its hook;
And ANNIE watched his movements with an interested air …
For the morrow … for the morrow he was going to prepare!
He chipped it with a hammer and he chopped it with a bill;
He poured sulphuric acid on the edge of it; until
This terrible Avenger of the Majesty of Law
Was far less like a hatchet than a dissipated saw。
And ANNIE said; 〃O GILBERT; dear; I do not understand
Why ever you are injuring that hatchet in your hand?'
He said; 〃It is intended for to lacerate and flay
The neck of that unmitigated villain PETER GRAY!〃
〃Now; GILBERT;〃 ANNIE answered; 〃wicked headsman; just beware …
I won't have PETER tortured with that horrible affair;
If you appear with that; you may depend you'll rue the day。〃
But GILBERT said; 〃Oh; shall I?〃 which was just his nasty way。
He saw a look of anger from her eyes distinctly dart;
For ANNIE was a woman; and had pity in her heart!
She wished him a good evening … he answered with a glare;
She only said; 〃Remember; for your ANNIE will be there!〃
* * * * * * * *
The morrow GILBERT boldly on the scaffold took his stand;
With a vizor on his face and with a hatchet in his hand;
And all the people noticed that the Engine of the Law
Was far less like a hatchet than a dissipated saw。
The felon very coolly loosed his collar and his stock;
And placed his wicked head upon the handy little block。
The hatchet was uplifted for to settle PETER GRAY;
When GILBERT plainly heard a woman's voice exclaiming; 〃Stay!〃
'Twas ANNIE; gentle ANNIE; as you'll easily believe。
〃O GILBERT; you must spare him; for I bring him a reprieve;
It came from our Home Secretary many weeks ago;
And passed through that post…office which I used to keep at Bow。
〃I loved you; loved you madly; and you know it; GILBERT CLAY;
And as I'd quite surrendered all idea of PETER GRAY;
I quietly suppressed it; as you'll clearly understand;
For I thought it might be awkward if he came and claimed my hand。
〃In anger at my secret (which I could not tell before);
To lacerate poor PETER GRAY vindictively you swore;
I told you if you used that blunted axe you'd rue the day;
And so you will; young GILBERT; for I'll marry PETER GRAY!〃
'AND SO SHE DID。
Ballad: AN UNFORTUNATE LIKENESS。
I'VE painted SHAKESPEARE all my life …
〃An infant〃 (even then at 〃play〃!)
〃A boy;〃 with stage…ambition rife;
Then 〃Married to ANN HATHAWAY。〃
〃The bard's first ticket night〃 (or 〃ben。〃);
His 〃First appearance on the stage;〃
His 〃Call before the curtain〃 … then
〃Rejoicings when he came of age。〃
The bard play…writing in his room;
The bard a humble lawyer's clerk。
The bard a lawyer (3) … parson (4) … groom (5) …
The bard deer…stealing; after dark。
The bard a tradesman (6) … and a Jew (7) …
The bard a botanist (8) … a beak (9) …
The bard a skilled musician (10) too …
A sheriff (11) and a surgeon (12) eke!
Yet critics say (a friendly stock)
That; though it's evident I try;
Yet even I can barely mock
The glimmer of his wondrous eye!
One morning as a work I framed;
There passed a person; walking hard:
〃My gracious goodness;〃 I exclaimed;
〃How very like my dear old bard!
〃Oh; what a model he would make!〃
I rushed outside … impulsive me! …
〃Forgive the liberty I take;
But you're so very〃 … 〃Stop!〃 said he。
〃You needn't waste your breath or time; …
I know what you are going to say; …
That you're an artist; and that I'm
Remarkably like SHAKESPEARE。 Eh?
〃You wish that I would sit to you?〃
I clasped him madly round the waist;
And breathlessly replied; 〃I do!〃
〃All right;〃 said he; 〃but please make haste。〃
I led him by his hallowed sleeve;
And worked away at him apace;
I painted him till dewy eve; …
There never was a nobler face!
〃Oh; sir;〃 I said; 〃a fortune grand
Is yours; by dint of merest chance; …
To sport HIS brow at second…hand;
To wear HIS cast…off countenance!
〃To rub HIS eyes whene'er they ache …
To wear HIS baldness ere you're old …
To clean HIS teeth when you awake …
To blow HIS nose when you've a cold!〃
His eyeballs glistened in his eyes …
I sat and watched and smoked my pipe;
〃Bravo!〃 I said; 〃I recognize
The phrensy of your prototype!〃
His scanty hair he wildly tore:
〃That's right;〃 said I; 〃it shows your breed。〃
He danced … he stamped … he wildly swore …
〃Bless me; that's very fine indeed!〃
〃Sir;〃 said the grand Shakesperian boy
(Continuing to blaze away);
〃You think my face a source of joy;
That shows you know not what you say。
〃Forgive these yells and cellar…flaps:
I'm always thrown in some such state
When on his face well…meaning chaps
This wretched man congratulate。
〃For; oh! this face … this pointed chin …
This nose … this brow … these eyeballs too;
Have always been the origin
Of all the woes I ever knew!
〃If to the play my way I find;
To see a grand Shakesperian piece;
I have no rest; no ease of mind
Until the author's puppets cease。
〃Men nudge each other … thus … and say;
'This certainly is SHAKESPEARE'S son;'
And merry wags (of course in play)
Cry 'Author!' when the piece is done。
〃In church the people stare at me;
Their soul the sermon never binds;
I catch them looking round to see;
And thoughts of SHAKESPEARE fill their minds。
〃And sculptors; fraught with cunning wile;
Who find it difficult to crown
A bust with BROWN'S insipid smile;
Or TOMKINS'S unmannered frown;
〃Yet boldly make my face their own;
When (oh; presumption!) they require
To animate a paving…stone
With SHAKESPEARE'S intellectual fire。
〃At parties where young ladies gaze;
And I attempt to speak my joy;
'Hush; pray;' some lovely creature says;
'The fond illusion don't destroy!'
〃Whene'er I speak; my soul is wrung
With these or some such whisperings:
''Tis pity that a SHAKESPEARE'S tongue
Should say such un…Shakesperian things!'
〃I should not thus be criticised
Had I a face of common wont:
Don't envy me … now; be advised!〃
And; now I think of it; I don't!
Ballad: THE KING OF CANOODLE…DUM。
THE story of FREDERICK GOWLER;
A mariner of the sea;
Who quitted his ship; the HOWLER;
A…sailing in Caribbee。
For many a day he wandered;
Till he met in a state of rum
CALAMITY POP VON PEPPERMINT DROP;
The King of Canoodle…Dum。
That monarch addressed him gaily;
〃Hum! Golly de do to…day?
Hum! Lily…white Buckra Sailee〃 …
(You notice his playful way?) …
〃What dickens you doin' here; sar?
Why debbil you want to come?
Hum! Picaninnee; dere isn't no sea
In City Canoodle…Dum!〃
And GOWLER he answered sadly;
〃Oh; mine is a doleful tale!
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