the decameron(十日谈)-第166节
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seeming as become of much milder temper; he went neere to the Tomb
whereon the Physitian stood; and there appeared to stay contentedly。
Master Doctor; trembling and quaking still extreamely; was so
farre dismayed; as he knew not what was best to be done; either to
mount on the beasts backe; or not to mount at all。 In the end;
thinking no harme could happen to him; if he were once mounted; with
the second feare; hee expelled the former; and descending downe softly
from the Tombe; mounted on the beast; saying out alowde: God; Saint
Dominicke; and my good Angell helpe to defend mee。 Seating himselfe so
well as he could; but trembling still exceedingly; he crossed his
armes over his stomacke; according to the Lesson given him。
Then did Buffalmaco shape his course in milde manner; toward Santa
Maria della Scala; and groping to finde his way in the darke; went
on so farre as the Sisters of Ripole; commonly called the Virgin
Sanctuary。 Not farre off from thence; were divers trenches and
ditches; wherein such men as are imployed in necessary
nightservices; used to empty the Countesse di Cimillari; and afterward
imployed it for manuring Husbandmens grounds。 Buffalmaco; being come
neere one of them; he stayed to breath himselfe awhile; and then
catching fast hold on one of the Doctours feete; raysed him somewhat
higher on his back; for the easier discharging of his burthen; and
so pitched him (with his head forwardes) into the Laystall。
Then began he to make a dreadful kinde of noise; stamping and
trampling with his feete; passing backe againe to Santa Maria della
Scala; and to Prato d'Ognissanti; where hee met with Bruno; who was
constrained to forsake him; because he could not refraine from lowde
Laughter; then both together went backe once more; to see how the
Physitian would behave himselfe; being so sweetely embrued。
Master Doctor; seeing himselfe to bee in such an abhominable
stinking place; laboured with all his utmost endevour; to get
himself released thence: but the more he contended and strove for
getting forth; he plunged himselfe the further in; being most
pitifully myred from head to foot; sighing and sorrowing
extraordinarily; because much of the foule water entred in at his
mouth。 In the end; being forced to leave his hood behinde him;
scrambling both with his hands and feet; he got landing out of his
stinking Labyrinth; and having no other means; home he returned to his
own house; where knocking at the door he was at length admitted
entrance。 The doore being scarse made fast againe after his letting
in; Buffalmaco and Bruno were there arrived; listning how M。 Doctor
should bee welcomd home by his angry wife: who scolding and railing at
him with wonderfull impatience; gave him most hard and bitter
speeches; terming him the vilest man living。
Where have you bin Sir? quoth she。 Are you becom a night…walker
after other Women? And could no worse garments serve your turne; but
your Doctors gown of Scarlet? Am I to suffer this behaviour? Or am not
I sufficient to content you; but you must be longing after change? I
would thou hadst bin stifled in that foule filth; where thy fouler
life did justly cast thee。 Behold goodly Master Doctor of the
Leystall; who being maried to an honest woman must yet go abroad in
the night time; insatiatly lusting after whores and harlots。 With
these and the like intemperate speeches; she ceased not to afflict and
torment him; till the night was almost spent; and the Doctor brought
into a sweeter savour。
The next morning; Bruno and Buffalmaco; colourd their bodyes with
a strange kinde of painting; resembling blisters; swellings; and
bruises; as if they had bin extreamly beaten; came to the Physitians
house; finding him to be newly up; al the house yet smelling of his
foule savour (although it had bin very well perfumed) and being
admitted to him in the Garden; hee welcommed them with the mornings
salutations。 But Bruno and Buffalmaco (being otherwise provided for
him) delivering stearne and angry lookes; stamping and chafing;
Bruno thus replyed。
Never speake so faire and flattering to us; for we are moved
beyond all compasse of patience。 All misfortunes in the worlde fall
upon you; and an evill death may you dye; like the most false and
perfidious Traitor living on the earth。 We must beate our braines; and
move all our most endeared friends; onely for your honor and
advancement: while wee were well neere starved to death in the cold
like Dogs; and; by your breach of promise; have bin this night so
extreamly beaten; as if (like Asses) we should have beene driven to
Rome。
But that which is most greevous of all; is danger of excluding out
of the Society; where wee tooke good order for your admittance; and
for your most honourable entertainment。 If you wi not credit us;
behold our bodies; and let your owne eyes be witnesses; in what cruell
manner we have bin beaten。 So taking him aside under the Gallery;
where they might not be discovered by overmuch light; they opened
their bosomes; shewing him their painted bodies; and sodainly closed
them up againe。
The Physitian laboured to excuse himselfe; declaring his misfortunes
at large; and into what a filthy place he was throwne。 It maketh no
matter (answered Buffalmaco) I would you had bin throwen from off
the Bridge into Arno; where you might have beene recommended to the
Divell and all his Saints。 Did not I tell you so much before。 In
good sadnesse (quoth the Doctor) I neyther commended my selfe to
God; nor any of his Saints。 How? sayde Buffalmaco; I am sure you
will not maintaine an untruth; you used a kind of recommendation:
for our messenger told us; that you talked of God; S。 Dominicke; and
your good Angell; whom you desired to assist you; being so
affrighted with feare; that you trembled like a leafe upon a tree; not
knowing indeede where you were。 Thus have you unfaithfully dealt
with us; as never any man shall doe the like againe; in seeking
honour; and losing it through your own negligence。
Master Doctor humbly entreated pardon; and that they would not
revile him any more; labouring to appease them by the best words he
could use; as fearing least they should publish this great disgrace of
him。 And whereas (before) he gave them gracious welcomes; now he
redoubled them with farre greater courtesies; feasting them daily at
his own table; and evermore delighting in their company。 Thus (as
you have heard) two poore Painters of Florence; taught Master Doctor
better Wit; then all the Learned at Bologna。
THE EIGHT DAY; THE TENTH NOVELL
WHEREBY APPEARETH; THAT SUCH AS MEET WITH CUNNING HARLOTS; AND
SUFFER THEMSELVES TO BE DECEIVED BY THEM: MUST SHARPEN THEIR WITS;
TO MAKE THEM REQUITALL IN THE SELFESAME KINDE
A Cicilian Courtezane; named Madame Biancafiore; by her craftie
wit and policie; deceived a young Merchant; called Salabetto; of all
the money he had taken for his Wares at Palermo。 Afterward; he
making shew of comming hither againe; with farre richer Merchandises
then hee brought before: made the meanes to borrow a great summe of
Money of her; leaving her so base a pawne; as well requited her for
her former cozenage。
Needlesse it were to question; whether the Novell related by the
Queene; in divers passages thereof; mooved the Ladies to hearty
laughter; and likewise to compassionate sighes and teares; as pittying
Madame Helena in her hard misfortune; and yet applauding the
Scholler for his just revenge。 But the discourse being ended; Dioneus;
who knew it was his Office to be the last speaker every day; after
silence was commanded; he began in this manner。
Worthy Ladies; it is a matter very manifest; that deceits do appeare
so much the more pleasing; when (by the selfesame meanes) the subtle
deceyver is artificially deceived。 In which respect; though you all
have reported very singular deceits: yet I meane to tel you one;
that may prove as pleasing to you; as any of your owne。 And so much
the rather; because the woman deceived; was a great and cunning
Mistris in beguiling others; equalling (if not excelling) any of
your former beguilers。
It hath bene observed heretofore; and (happily) at this very day
it is as frequent; that in all Cities and Townes upon the Seacoasts;
having Ports for the benefit and venting Merchandises; Merchants use
to bring their wealthy laden Vessels thither。 And when they unlade any
Ship of great fraught; there are prepared Store…houses; which in
many places are called Magazines or Doganaes; at the charge of the
Communalty; or Lord of the Towne or City; for the use whereof; they
receive yearly gain and benefit。 Into those warehouses; they deliver
(under writing; and to the owners of them in especiall charge) all
their goods and merchandises; of what price or valew soever they are。
Such as be the Owners of these Magazines; when the Wares are thus
stored uppe in them; doe safely locke them up there with their
keyes; having first registred downe truly all the goods; in the
Register belonging to the Custome…house; that the Merchant may have
a just account rendred him; and the rights payed to the
Customehouse; according to