the wallet of kai lung-第24节
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with a description of the deformities of the very ordinary young
person at Chee Chou;〃 said Kai Lung imperturbably; 〃then the remainder
of the history of the noble…minded Yung Chang can remain until an evil
fate has overtaken Wang Yu; as it assuredly will shortly。〃
〃A fair wind raises no storm;〃 said Wang Yu sulkily; and Kai Lung
continued:
〃Such loveliness could not escape the evil eye of Li Ting; and
accordingly; as he grew in favour with Ti Hung; he obtained his
consent to the drawing up of the marriage contracts。 More than this;
he had already sent to Ning two bracelets of the finest gold; tied
together with a scarlet thread; as a betrothal present。 But; as the
proverb says; 'The good bee will not touch the faded flower'; and
Ning; although compelled by the second of the Five Great Principles to
respect her father; was unable to regard the marriage with anything
but abhorrence。 Perhaps this was not altogether the fault of Li Ting;
for on the evening of the day on which she had received his present;
she walked in the rice fields; and sitting down at the foot of a
funereal cypress; whose highest branches pierced the Middle Air; she
cried aloud:
〃'I cannot control my bitterness。 Of what use is it that I should be
called the 〃White Pigeon among Golden Lilies〃; if my beauty is but for
the hog…like eyes of the exceedingly objectionable Li Ting? Ah; Yung
Chang; my unfortunate lover! what evil spirit pursues you that you
cannot pass your examination for the second degree? My noble…minded
but ambitious boy; why were you not content with an agricultural or
even a manufacturing career and happiness? By aspiring to a literary
degree; you have placed a barrier wider than the Whang Hai between
us。'
〃'As the earth seems small to the soaring swallow; so shall
insuperable obstacles be overcome by the heart worn smooth with a
fixed purpose;' said a voice beside her; and Yung Chang stepped from
behind the cypress tree; where he had been waiting for Ning。 'O one
more symmetrical than the chrysanthemum;' he continued; 'I shall yet;
with the aid of my ancestors; pass the second degree; and even obtain
a position of high trust in the public office at Peking。'
〃'And in the meantime;' pouted Ning; 'I shall have partaken of the
wedding…cake of the utterly unpresentable Li Ting。' And she exhibited
the bracelets which she had that day received。
〃'Alas!' said Yung Chang; 'there are times when one is tempted to
doubt even the most efficacious and violent means。 I had hoped that by
this time Li Ting would have come to a sudden and most unseemly end;
for I have drawn up and affixed in the most conspicuous places
notifications of his character; similar to the one here。'
〃Ning turned; and beheld fastened to the trunk of the cypress an
exceedingly elegantly written and composed notice; which Yung read to
her as follows:
〃'BEWARE OF INCURRING DEATH FROM STARVATION
〃'Let the distinguished inhabitants of this district observe
the exceedingly ungraceful walk and bearing of the low person
who calls himself Li Ting。 Truthfully; it is that of a dog in
the act of being dragged to the river because his sores and
diseases render him objectionable in the house of his master。
So will this hunchbacked person be dragged to the place of
execution; and be bowstrung; to the great relief of all who
respect the five senses; A Respectful Physiognomy;
Passionless; Reflexion; Soft Speech; Acute Hearing; Piercing
Sight。
〃'He hopes to attain to the Red Button and the Peacock's
Feather; but the right hand of the Deity itches; and Li Ting
will assuredly be removed suddenly。'
〃'Li Ting must certainly be in league with the evil forces if he can
withstand so powerful a weapon;' said Ning admiringly; when her lover
had finished reading。 'Even now he is starting on a journey; nor will
he return till the first day of the month when the sparrows go to the
sea and are changed into oysters。 Perhaps the fate will overtake him
while he is away。 If not'
〃'If not;' said Yung; taking up her words as she paused; 'then I have
yet another hope。 A moment ago you were regretting my choice of a
literary career。 Learn; then; the value of knowledge。 By its aid
(assisted; indeed; by the spirits of my ancestors) I have discovered a
new and strange thing; for which I can find no word。 By using this new
system of reckoning; your illustrious but exceedingly narrow…minded
and miserly father would be able to make five taels where he now makes
one。 Would he not; in consideration for this; consent to receive me as
a son…in…law; and dismiss the inelegant and unworthy Li Ting?'
〃'In the unlikely event of your being able to convince my illustrious
parent of what you say; it would assuredly be so;' replied Ning。 'But
in what way could you do so? My sublime and charitable father already
employs all the means in his power to reap the full reward of his
sacred industry。 His 〃solid house…hold gods〃 are in reality mere
shells of clay; higher…priced images are correspondingly constructed;
and his clay gatherers and modellers are all paid on a 〃profit…sharing
system〃。 Nay; further; it is beyond likelihood that he should wish for
more purchasers; for so great is his fame that those who come to buy
have sometimes to wait for days in consequence of those before them;
for my exceedingly methodical sire entrusts none with the receiving of
money; and the exchanges are therefore made slowly。 Frequently an
unnaturally devout person will require as many as a hundred idols; and
so the greater part of the day will be passed。'
〃'In what way?' inquired Yung tremulously。
〃'Why; in order that the countings may not get mixed; of course; it is
necessary that when he has paid for one idol he should carry it to a
place aside; and then return and pay for the second; carrying it to
the first; and in such a manner to the end。 In this way the sun sinks
behind the mountains。'
〃'But;' said Yung; his voice thick with his great discovery; 'if he
could pay for the entire quantity at once; then it would take but a
hundredth part of the time; and so more idols could be sold。'
〃'How could this be done?' inquired Ning wonderingly。 'Surely it is
impossible to conjecture the value of so many idols。'
〃'To the unlearned it would indeed be impossible;' replied Yung
proudly; 'but by the aid of my literary researches I have been enabled
to discover a process by which such results would be not a matter of
conjecture; but of certainty。 These figures I have committed to
tablets; which I am prepared to give to your mercenary and slow…witted
father in return for your incomparable hand; a share of the profits;
and the dismissal of the unintentive and morally threadbare Li Ting。'
〃'When the earth…worm boasts of his elegant wings; the eagle can
afford to be silent;' said a harsh voice behind them; and turning
hastily they beheld Li Ting; who had come upon them unawares。 'Oh;
most insignificant of table…spoilers;' he continued; 'it is very
evident that much over…study has softened your usually well…educated
brains。 Were it not that you are obviously mentally afflicted; I
should unhesitatingly persuade my beautiful and refined sword to
introduce you to the spirits of your ignoble ancestors。 As it is; I
will merely cut off your nose and your left ear; so that people may
not say that the Dragon of the Earth sleeps and wickedness goes
unpunished。'
〃Both had already drawn their swords; and very soon the blows were so
hard and swift that; in the dusk of the evening; it seemed as though
the air were filled with innumerable and many…coloured fireworks。 Each
was a practised swordsman; and there was no advantage gained on either
side; when Ning; who had fled on the appearance of Li Ting;
reappeared; urging on her father; whose usually leisurely footsteps
were quickened by the dread that the duel must surely result in
certain loss to himself; either of a valuable servant; or of the
discovery which Ning had briefly explained to him; and of which he at
once saw the value。
〃'Oh; most distinguished and expert persons;' he exclaimed
breathlessly; as soon as he was within hearing distance; 'do not
trouble to give so marvellous an exhibition for the benefit of this
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