my memories of eighty years-第37节
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In the following presidential campaign he took an active and very useful part。 Then he brought all the influences that he could use； and they were many； to bear upon President Arthur to make him attorney…general。 Arthur was a strict formalist and could not tolerate the thought of having such an eccentric genius in his Cabinet。 Storrs was not only disappointed but hurt that Arthur declined to appoint him。
To make him happy his rich clientsand he had many of themraised a handsome purse and urged him to make a European trip。 Then the president added to the pleasure of his journey by giving him an appointment as a sort of roving diplomat； with special duties relating to the acute trouble then existing in regard to the admission of American cattle into Great Britain。 They were barred because of a supposed infectious disease。
Storrs's weakness was neckties。 He told me that he had three hundred and sixty…five； a new one for every day。 He would come on deck every morning； display his fresh necktie； and receive a compliment upon its color and appropriateness； and then take from his pocket a huge water…proof envelope。 From this he would unroll his parchment appointment as a diplomat； and the letters he had to almost every one of distinction in Europe。 On the last day； going through the same ceremony； he said to me： 〃I am not showing you these things out of vanity； but to impress upon you the one thing I most want to accomplish in London。 I desire to compel James Russell Lowell； our minister； to give me a dinner。〃
Probably no man in the world could be selected so antipathetic to Lowell as Emory Storrs。 Mr。 Lowell told me that he was annoyed that the president should have sent an interloper to meddle with negotiations which he had in successful progress to a satisfactory conclusion。 So he invited Storrs to dinner； and then Storrs took no further interest in his diplomatic mission。
Mr。 Lowell told me that he asked Storrs to name whoever he wanted to invite。 He supposed from his general analysis of the man that Storrs would want the entire royal family。 He was delighted to find that the selection was confined entirely to authors； artists； and scientists。
On my return trip Mr。 Storrs was again a fellow passenger。 He was very enthusiastic over the places of historic interest he had visited； and eloquent and graphic in descriptions of them and of his own intense feelings when he came in contact with things he had dreamed of most of his life。
〃But；〃 he said； 〃I will tell you of my greatest adventure。 I was in the picture…gallery at Dresden； and in that small room where hangs Raphael's 'Madonna。' I was standing before this wonderful masterpiece of divine inspiration when I felt the room crowded。 I discovered that the visitors were all Americans and all looking at me。 I said to them： 'Ladies and gentlemen； you are here in the presence of the most wonderful picture ever painted。 If you study it； you can see that there is little doubt but with all his genius Raphael in this work had inspiration from above； and yet you； as Americans； instead of availing yourselves of the rarest of opportunities； have your eyes bent on me。 I am only a Chicago lawyer wearing a Chicago…made suit of clothes。'
〃A gentleman stepped forward and said： 'Mr。 Storrs； on behalf of your countrymen and countrywomen present； I wish to say that you are of more interest to us than all the works of Raphael put together； because we understand that James Russell Lowell； United States Minister to Great Britain； gave you a dinner。'〃
One other incident in my acquaintance with Mr。 Storrs was original。 I heard the story of it both from him and Lord Coleridge； and they did not differ materially。 Lord Coleridge； Chief Justice of England； was a most welcome visitor when he came to the United States。 He received invitations from the State Bar Associations everywhere to accept their hospitality。 I conducted him on part of his trip and found him one of the most able and delightful of men。 He was a very fine speaker； more in our way than the English； and made a first…class impression upon all the audiences he addressed。
At Chicago Lord Coleridge was entertained by the Bar Association of the State of Illinois。 Storrs； who was an eminent member of the bar of that State； came to him and said： 〃Now； Lord Coleridge； you have been entertained by the Bar Association。 I want you to know the real men of the West； the captains of industry who have created this city； built our railroads； and made the Great West what it is。〃 Coleridge replied that he did not want to go outside bar associations； and he could not think of making another speech in Chicago。 Storrs assured him it would be purely a private affair and no speeches permitted。
The dinner was very late； but when they sat down Lord Coleridge noticed a distinguished…looking gentleman； instead of eating his dinner； correcting a manuscript。 He said： 〃Mr。 Storrs； I understood there was to be no speaking。〃 〃Well；〃 said Storrs； 〃you can't get Americans together unless some one takes the floor。 That man with the manuscript is General and Senator John A。 Logan； one of our most distinguished citizens。〃 Just then a reporter came up to Storrs and said： 〃Mr。 Storrs； we have the slips of your speech in our office； and it is now set up with the laughter and applause in their proper places。 The editor sent me up to see if you wanted to add anything。〃 Of course Lord Coleridge was in for it and had to make another speech。
The cause of the lateness of the dinner is the most original incident that I know of in historic banquets。 Storrs received great fees and had a large income； but was very careless about his business matters。 One of his creditors obtained a judgment against him。 The lawyer for this creditor was a guest at this dinner and asked the landlord of the hotel if the dinner had been paid for in advance。 The landlord answered in the affirmative； and so the lawyer telephoned to the sheriff； and had the dinner levied upon。 The sheriff refused to allow it to be served until the judgment was satisfied。 There were at least a hundred millions of dollars represented among the guests； packers； elevator men； real…estate operators； and grain operators； but millionaires and multimillionaires in dress suits at a banquet never have any money on their persons。 So it was an hour or more before the sheriff was satisfied。 Lord Coleridge was intensely amused and related the adventure with great glee。
Several years afterwards Lord Coleridge had some difficulty in his family which came into the courts of England。 I do not remember just what it was all about； but Storrs； in reading the gossip which came across the cable； decided against the chief justice。 Lord Coleridge told me he received from Storrs a cable reading something like this： 〃I have seen in our papers about your attitude in the suit now pending。 I therefore inform you that as far as possible I withdraw the courtesies which I extended to you in Chicago。〃 In this unique way Storrs cancelled the dinner which was given and seized by the sheriff years ago。
I met Storrs many times； and he was always not only charming but fascinating。 He was very witty； full of anecdotes； and told a story with dramatic effect。 Except for his eccentricities he might have taken the highest place in his profession。 As it was； he acquired such fame that an admirer has written a very good biography of him。
XVIl。 GOVERNORS OF NEW YORK STATE
There is nothing more interesting than to see the beginning of a controversy which makes history。 It is my good fortune to have been either a spectator or a participant on several occasions。
William M。 Tweed was at the height of his power。 He was the master of New York City； and controlled the legislature of the State。 The rapid growth and expansion of New York City had necessitated a new charter； or very radical improvements in the existing one。 Tweed； as chairman of the Senate committee on cities； had staged a large and spectacular hearing at the State Capitol at Albany。 It was attended by a large body of representative citizens from the metropolis。 Some spoke for civic and commercial bodies； and there were also other prominent men who were interested。 Everybody interested in public affairs in Albany at the time attended。 Not only was there a large gathering of legislators； but there were also in the audience judges； lawyers； and politicians from all parts of the State。
After hearing from the Chamber of Commerce and various reform organizations； Mr。 Samuel J。 Tilden came forward with a complete charter。 It was soon evident that he was better prepared and informed on the subject than any one present。 He knew intimately the weaknesses of the present charter； and had thought out with great care and wisdom what was needed in new legislation。
From the contemptuous way in which Senator Tweed treated Mr。 Tilden； scouted his plans； and ridiculed his propositions； it was evident that the whole scheme had been staged as a State…wide spectacle to humiliate and end the political career of Samuel J。 Tilden。
In answer to Tilden's protest against this treatment； Tweed loudly informed him that he represented no one bu
