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as　a　general　thing；　that　〃he　get　whip　heself。〃　　We　could　not　see　that
these　lotteries　differed　in　any　respect　from　our　own；　save　that　the
figures　being　Chinese；　no　ignorant　white　man　might　ever　hope　to　succeed
in　telling　〃t'other　from　which；〃　the　manner　of　drawing　is　similar　to
ours。

Mr。　See　Yup　keeps　a　fancy　store　on　Live　Fox　street。　　He　sold　us　fans　of
white　feathers；　gorgeously　ornamented；　perfumery　that　smelled　like
Limburger　cheese；　Chinese　pens；　and　watch…charms　made　of　a　stone
unscratchable　with　steel　instruments；　yet　polished　and　tinted　like　the
inner　coat　of　a　sea…shell。　　As　tokens　of　his　esteem；　See　Yup　presented
the　party　with　gaudy　plumes　made　of　gold　tinsel　and　trimmed　with
peacocks'　feathers。

We　ate　chow…chow　with　chop…sticks　in　the　celestial　restaurants；　our
comrade　chided　the　moon…eyed　damsels　in　front　of　the　houses　for　their
want　of　feminine　reserve；　we　received　protecting　Josh…lights　from　our
hosts　and　〃dickered〃　for　a　pagan　God　or　two。　　Finally；　we　were　impressed
with　the　genius　of　a　Chinese　book…keeper；　he　figured　up　his　accounts　on　a
machine　like　a　gridiron　with　buttons　strung　on　its　bars；　the　different
rows　represented　units；　tens；　hundreds　and　thousands。　　He　fingered　them
with　incredible　rapidityin　fact；　he　pushed　them　from　place　to　place　as
fast　as　a　musical　professor's　fingers　travel　over　the　keys　of　a　piano。

They　are　a　kindly　disposed；　well…meaning　race；　and　are　respected　and　well
treated　by　the　upper　classes；　all　over　the　Pacific　coast。　　No　Californian
gentleman　or　lady　ever　abuses　or　oppresses　a　Chinaman；　under　any
circumstances；　an　explanation　that　seems　to　be　much　needed　in　the　East。
Only　the　scum　of　the　population　do　itthey　and　their　children；　they；
and；　naturally　and　consistently；　the　policemen　and　politicians；　likewise；
for　these　are　the　dust…licking　pimps　and　slaves　of　the　scum；　there　as
well　as　elsewhere　in　America。




CHAPTER　LV。

I　began　to　get　tired　of　staying　in　one　place　so　long。

There　was　no　longer　satisfying　variety　in　going　down　to　Carson　to　report
the　proceedings　of　the　legislature　once　a　year；　and　horse…races　and
pumpkin…shows　once　in　three　months；　（they　had　got　to　raising　pumpkins　and
potatoes　in　Washoe　Valley；　and　of　course　one　of　the　first　achievements　of
the　legislature　was　to　institute　a　ten…thousand…dollar　Agricultural　Fair
to　show　off　forty　dollars'　worth　of　those　pumpkins　inhowever；　the
territorial　legislature　was　usually　spoken　of　as　the　〃asylum〃）。　　I　wanted
to　see　San　Francisco。　　I　wanted　to　go　somewhere。　　I　wantedI　did　not
know　what　I　wanted。　　I　had　the　〃spring　fever〃　and　wanted　a　change；
principally；　no　doubt。　　Besides；　a　convention　had　framed　a　State
Constitution；　nine　men　out　of　every　ten　wanted　an　office；　I　believed　that
these　gentlemen　would　〃treat〃　the　moneyless　and　the　irresponsible　among
the　population　into　adopting　the　constitution　and　thus　well…nigh　killing
the　country　（it　could　not　well　carry　such　a　load　as　a　State　government；
since　it　had　nothing　to　tax　that　could　stand　a　tax；　for　undeveloped　mines
could　not；　and　there　were　not　fifty　developed　ones　in　the　land；　there　was
but　little　realty　to　tax；　and　it　did　seem　as　if　nobody　was　ever　going　to
think　of　the　simple　salvation　of　inflicting　a　money　penalty　on　murder）。
I　believed　that　a　State　government　would　destroy　the　〃flush　times；〃　and　I
wanted　to　get　away。　　I　believed　that　the　mining　stocks　I　had　on　hand
would　soon　be　worth　100；000；　and　thought　if　they　reached　that　before　the
Constitution　was　adopted；　I　would　sell　out　and　make　myself　secure　from
the　crash　the　change　of　government　was　going　to　bring。　　I　considered
100；000　sufficient　to　go　home　with　decently；　though　it　was　but　a　small
amount　compared　to　what　I　had　been　expecting　to　return　with。　　I　felt
rather　down…hearted　about　it；　but　I　tried　to　comfort　myself　with　the
reflection　that　with　such　a　sum　I　could　not　fall　into　want。　　About　this
time　a　schoolmate　of　mine　whom　I　had　not　seen　since　boyhood；　came
tramping　in　on　foot　from　Reese　River；　a　very　allegory　of　Poverty。
The　son　of　wealthy　parents；　here　he　was；　in　a　strange　land；　hungry；
bootless；　mantled　in　an　ancient　horse…blanket；　roofed　with　a　brimless
hat；　and　so　generally　and　so　extravagantly　dilapidated　that　he　could　have
〃taken　the　shine　out　of　the　Prodigal　Son　himself；〃　as　he　pleasantly
remarked。

He　wanted　to　borrow　forty…six　dollarstwenty…six　to　take　him　to　San
Francisco；　and　twenty　for　something　else；　to　buy　some　soap　with；　maybe；
for　he　needed　it。　　I　found　I　had　but　little　more　than　the　amount　wanted；
in　my　pocket；　so　I　stepped　in　and　borrowed　forty…six　dollars　of　a　banker
（on　twenty　days'　time；　without　the　formality　of　a　note）；　and　gave　it　him；
rather　than　walk　half　a　block　to　the　office；　where　I　had　some　specie　laid
up。　　If　anybody　had　told　me　that　it　would　take　me　two　years　to　pay　back
that　forty…six　dollars　to　the　banker　（for　I　did　not　expect　it　of　the
Prodigal；　and　was　not　disappointed）；　I　would　have　felt　injured。　　And　so
would　the　banker。

I　wanted　a　change。　　I　wanted　variety　of　some　kind。　　It　came。　　Mr。　Goodman
went　away　for　a　week　and　left　me　the　post　of　chief　editor。　　It　destroyed
me。　　The　first　day；　I　wrote　my　〃leader〃　in　the　forenoon。　　The　second　day；
I　had　no　subject　and　put　it　off　till　the　afternoon。　　The　third　day　I　put
it　off　till　evening；　and　then　copied　an　elaborate　editorial　out　of　the
〃American　Cyclopedia；〃　that　steadfast　friend　of　the　editor；　all　over　this
land。　　The　fourth　day　I　〃fooled　around〃　till　midnight；　and　then　fell　back
on　the　Cyclopedia　again。　　The　fifth　day　I　cudgeled　my　brain　till
midnight；　and　then　kept　the　press　waiting　while　I　penned　some　bitter
personalities　on　six　different　people。　　The　sixth　day　I　labored　in
anguish　till　far　into　the　night　and　brought　forthnothing。　　The　paper
went　to　press　without　an　editorial。　　The　seventh　day　I　resigned。　　On　the
eighth；　Mr。　Goodman　returned　and　found　six　duels　on　his　handsmy
personalities　had　borne　fruit。

Nobody；　except　he　has　tried　it；　knows　what　it　is　to　be　an　editor。　　It　is
easy　to　scribble　local　rubbish；　with　the　facts　all　before　you；　it　is　easy
to　clip　selections　from　other　papers；　it　is　easy　to　string　out　a
correspondence　from　any　locality；　but　it　is　unspeakable　hardship　to　write
editorials。　　Subjects　are　the　troublethe　dreary　lack　of　them；　I　mean。
Every　day；　it　is　drag；　drag；　dragthink；　and　worry　and　sufferall　the
world　is　a　dull　blank；　and　yet　the　editorial　columns　must　be　filled。
Only　give　the　editor　a　subject；　and　his　work　is　doneit　is　no　trouble　to
write　it　up；　but　fancy　how　you　would　feel　if　you　had　to　pump　your　brains
dry　every　day　in　the　week；　fifty…two　weeks　in　the　year。　　It　makes　one　low
spirited　simply　to　think　of　it。　　The　matter　that　each　editor　of　a　daily
paper　in　America　writes　in　the　course　of　a　year　would　fill　from　four　to
eight　bulky　volumes　like　this　book！　　Fancy　what　a　library　an　editor's
work　would　make；　after　twenty　or　thirty　years'　service。　　Yet　people　often
marvel　that　Dickens；　Scott；　Bulwer；　Dumas；　etc。；　have　been　able　to
produce　so　many　books。　　If　these　authors　had　wrought　as　voluminously　as
newspaper　editors　do；　the　result　would　be　something　to　marvel　at；　indeed。
How　editors　can　continue　this　tremendous　labor；　this　exhausting
consumption　of　brain　fibre　（for　their　work　is　creative；　and　not　a　mere
mechanical　laying…up　of　facts；　like　reporting）；　day　after　day　and　year
after　year；　is　incomprehensible。　　Preachers　take　two　months'　holiday　in
midsummer；　for　they　find　that　to　produce　two　sermons　a　week　is　wearing；
in　the　long　run。　　In　truth　it　must　be　so；　and　is　so；　and　therefore；　how
an　editor　can　take　from　ten　to　twenty　texts　and　build　upon　them　from　ten
to　twenty　painstaking　editorials　a　week　and　keep　it　up　all　the　year
round；　is　farther　beyond　comprehension　than　ever。　　Ever　since　I　survived
my　week　as　editor；　I　have　found　at　least　one　pleasure　in　any　newspaper
that　comes　to　my　hand；　it　is　in　admiring　the　long　columns　of　editorial；
and　wondering　to　myself　how　in　the　mischief　he　did　it！

Mr。　Goodman's　return　relieved　me　of　employment；　unless　I　chose　to　become
a　reporter　again。　　I　could　not　do　that；　I　could　not　serve　in　the　ranks
after　being　General　of　the　army。　　So　I　thought　I　would　depart　and　go
abroad　into　the　world　somewhere。　　Just　at　this　juncture；　Dan；　my
associate　in　the　reportorial　department；　told　me；　casually；　that　two
citizens　had　been　trying　to　persuade　him　to　go　with　them　to　New　York　and
aid　in　selling　a　rich　silver　mine　which　they　had　discovered　and　secured
in　a　new　mining　district　in　our　neighborhood。　　He　said　they　offered　to
pay　his　expenses　and　give　him　one　third　of　the　proceeds　of　the　sale。
He　had　refused　to　go。　　It　was　the　very　opportunity　I　wanted。　　I　abused
him　for　keeping　so　quiet　about　it；　and　not　mentioning　it　sooner。　　He　said
it　had　not　occurred　to　him　that　I　would　like　to　go；　and　so　he　had
recommended　them　to　apply　to　Marshall；　the　reporter　of　the　other　paper。
I　asked　Dan　if　it　was　a　good；　honest　mine；　and　no　swindle。　　He　said　the
men　had　shown　him　nine　tons　of　the　rock；　which　they　had　got　out　to　take
to　New　York；　and　he　could　cheerfully　say　that　he　had　seen　but　little　rock
in　Nevada　that　was　richer；　and　moreover；　he　said　that　they　had　se