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CCXXII
A¡¡PROPHET¡¡HONORED¡¡IN¡¡HIS¡¡COUNTRY
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It¡¡was¡¡on¡¡the¡¡4th¡¡of¡¡June£»¡¡1902£»¡¡that¡¡Mark¡¡Twain¡¡received¡¡his¡¡doctor¡¡of
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Wilson£»¡¡Secretary¡¡of¡¡Agriculture£»¡¡and¡¡Ethan¡¡Allen¡¡Hitchcock£»¡¡Secretary¡¡of
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citizen£»¡¡Samuel¡¡Langhorne¡¡ClemensMark¡¡Twain¡£¡¨
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for¡¡its¡¡¡¨moral¡¡effect¡£¡¨
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Mark¡¡Twain¡£¡¡¡¡A¡¡short¡¡trip¡¡was¡¡made¡¡on¡¡it¡¡for¡¡the¡¡ceremony¡£¡¡¡¡Governor
Francis¡¡and¡¡Mayor¡¡Wells¡¡were¡¡of¡¡the¡¡party£»¡¡and¡¡Count¡¡and¡¡Countess
Rochambeau¡¡and¡¡Marquis¡¡de¡¡Lafayette£»¡¡with¡¡the¡¡rest¡¡of¡¡the¡¡French¡¡group
that¡¡had¡¡come¡¡over¡¡for¡¡the¡¡dedication¡¡of¡¡the¡¡World's¡¡Fair¡¡grounds¡£
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visitors¡¡from¡¡France¡¡and¡¡recounted¡¡something¡¡of¡¡the¡¡story¡¡of¡¡French
exploration¡¡along¡¡that¡¡great¡¡river¡£
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¡¨will¡¡last¡¡until¡¡commerce¡¡is¡¡dead¡£¡¡¡¡We¡¡have¡¡allowed¡¡the¡¡commerce¡¡of¡¡the
river¡¡to¡¡die£»¡¡but¡¡it¡¡was¡¡to¡¡accommodate¡¡the¡¡railroads£»¡¡and¡¡we¡¡must¡¡be
grateful¡£¡¨
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and¡¡the¡¡party¡¡got¡¡in¡¡and¡¡were¡¡driven¡¡to¡¡a¡¡house¡¡which¡¡had¡¡been¡¡identified
as¡¡Eugene¡¡Field's¡¡birthplace¡£¡¡¡¡A¡¡bronze¡¡tablet¡¡recording¡¡this¡¡fact¡¡had
been¡¡installed£»¡¡and¡¡this¡¡was¡¡to¡¡be¡¡the¡¡unveiling¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡place¡¡was¡¡not¡¡in
an¡¡inviting¡¡quarter¡¡of¡¡the¡¡town¡£¡¡¡¡It¡¡stood¡¡in¡¡what¡¡is¡¡known¡¡as¡¡Walsh's
Rowwas¡¡fashionable¡¡enough¡¡once£»¡¡perhaps£»¡¡but¡¡long¡¡since¡¡fallen¡¡into
disrepute¡£¡¡¡¡Ragged¡¡children¡¡played¡¡in¡¡the¡¡doorways£»¡¡and¡¡thirsty¡¡lodgers
were¡¡making¡¡trips¡¡with¡¡tin¡¡pails¡¡to¡¡convenient¡¡bar¡rooms¡£¡¡¡¡A¡¡curious
nondescript¡¡audience¡¡assembled¡¡around¡¡the¡¡little¡¡group¡¡of¡¡dedicators£»
wondering¡¡what¡¡it¡¡was¡¡all¡¡about¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡tablet¡¡was¡¡concealed¡¡by¡¡the
American¡¡flag£»¡¡which¡¡could¡¡be¡¡easily¡¡pulled¡¡away¡¡by¡¡an¡¡attached¡¡cord¡£
Governor¡¡Francis¡¡spoke¡¡a¡¡few¡¡words£»¡¡to¡¡the¡¡effect¡¡that¡¡they¡¡had¡¡gathered
here¡¡to¡¡unveil¡¡a¡¡tablet¡¡to¡¡an¡¡American¡¡poet£»¡¡and¡¡that¡¡it¡¡was¡¡fitting¡¡that
Mark¡¡Twain¡¡should¡¡do¡¡this¡£¡¡¡¡They¡¡removed¡¡their¡¡hats£»¡¡and¡¡Clemens£»¡¡his
white¡¡hair¡¡blowing¡¡in¡¡the¡¡wind£»¡¡said£º
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bright¡¡the¡¡lives¡¡of¡¡all¡¡who¡¡knew¡¡him£»¡¡and¡¡by¡¡his¡¡literary¡¡efforts¡¡cheered
the¡¡thoughts¡¡of¡¡thousands¡¡who¡¡never¡¡knew¡¡him¡£¡¡¡¡I¡¡take¡¡pleasure¡¡in
unveiling¡¡the¡¡tablet¡¡of¡¡Eugene¡¡Field¡£¡¨
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crowd£»¡¡generally£»¡¡had¡¡recognized¡¡who¡¡it¡¡was¡¡that¡¡was¡¡speaking¡£¡¡¡¡A
working¡man¡¡proposed¡¡three¡¡cheers¡¡for¡¡Mark¡¡Twain£»¡¡and¡¡they¡¡were¡¡heartily
given¡£¡¡¡¡Then¡¡the¡¡little¡¡party¡¡drove¡¡away£»¡¡while¡¡the¡¡neighborhood
collected¡¡to¡¡regard¡¡the¡¡old¡¡house¡¡with¡¡a¡¡new¡¡interest¡£
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identity¡¡of¡¡the¡¡Field¡¡birthplace¡£¡¡¡¡He¡¡said£º
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or¡¡not¡£¡¡¡¡A¡¡rose¡¡in¡¡any¡¡other¡¡garden¡¡will¡¡bloom¡¡as¡¡sweet¡£¡¨
CCXXIII
AT¡¡YORK¡¡HARBOR
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them¡¡to¡¡Maine¡¡by¡¡sea¡£¡¡¡¡They¡¡landed¡¡at¡¡York¡¡Harbor¡¡and¡¡took¡¡possession¡¡of
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happy¡¡summer¡£
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