samantha at saratoga-第39节
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for men to deform themselves in that way as it is for wimmen。 But oh; the agony of my soul if I should see you a tryin' to disfigure yourself in that way。〃 〃You needn't be afraid; Samantha;〃 sez he; 〃I am dressy; and always wuz; but I haint such a fool as that; as to kill myself in perfect agony; for fashion。〃 I didn't say nothin' but instinctively I looked down at his feet; 〃Oh; you needn't look at my feet; Samantha; feet are very different from the heart; and lungs; and such。 You can squeeze your feet down; and not hurt much moren the flesh and bones。 But you are a destroyin' the very seat of life when you draw your waist in as them wimmen do。〃 〃I know it;〃 sez I; 〃but I wouldn't torture myself in any way if I wuz in your place。〃 〃I don't lay out to;〃 sez he。 〃I haint a goin' to wear corsets; it haint at all probable I shall; though I am better able to stand it; than wimmen be。〃 〃I know that;〃 sez I。 〃I know men are stronger and better able to bear the strain of bein' drawed in and tapered。〃 I am reesonable; and will ever speak truthful and honest; and this I couldn't deny and didn't try to。 〃Wall; dumb it; what makes men stronger?〃 sez he。 〃Why;〃 sez I; 〃I s'pose one great thing is their dressin' comfortable。〃 〃Wall; I am glad you know enough to know it;〃 sez he。 〃Why;〃 sez he; 〃jest imagine a man tyin' a rope round his waist; round and round; or worse yet; take strong steel; and whalebones; and bind and choke himself down with 'em; and tottlin' himself up on high heel slippers; the high heels comin' right up in the ball of his foot and then havin' heavy skirts a holdin' him down; tied back tight round his knees and draggin' along on the ground at his feet imagine me in that perdickerment; Samantha。〃 I shuddered; and sez I; 〃Don't bring up no such seen to harrow up my nerve。〃 Sez I; 〃You know I couldn't stand it; to see you a facin' life and its solemn responsibilities in that condition。 It would kill me to witness your sufferin';〃 sez I。 And agin' I shuddered; and agin I sithed。 And he sez; 〃Wall; it is jest as reasonable for a man to do it as for a woman; it is far worse and more dangerous for a woman than a man。〃 〃I know it;〃 sez I; between my sithes。 〃I know it; but I can't; I can't stand it; to have you go into it。〃 〃Wall; you needn't worry; Samantha; I haint a fool。 You won't ketch men a goin' into any such performances as this; they know too much。〃 And then he resumed on in a lighter agent; to get my mind still further off from his danger; for I wuz still a sithin'; frequent and deep。 Sez he; as he looked down and see some wimmen a passin' below; sez hey 〃I never see such a sight in my life; a man can see more here in one evenin' than he can in a life time at Jonesville。〃 〃That is so; Josiah;〃 sez I; 〃you can。〃 And I felt every word I said; for at that very minute a lady; or rather a female woman; passed with a dress on so low in the neck that I instinctively turned away my head; and when I looked round agin; a deep blush wuz mantlin' the cheeks of Josiah Allen; a flushin' up his face; clear up into his bald head。 I don't believe I had ever been prouder of Josiah Allen; than I wuz at that minute。 That blush spoke plainer than words could; of the purity and soundness of my pardner's morals。 If the whole nation had stood up in front of me at that time; and told me his morals wuz a tottlin' I would have scorned the suggestion。 No; that blush telegraphed to me right from his soul; the sweet tidin's of his modesty and worth。 And I couldn't refrain from sayin' in encouragin'; happy axents; 〃Haint you glad now; Josiah Allen; that you listened to your pardner; haint you glad that you haint a goin' round in a low necked coat and vest; a callin' up the blush of skern and outraged modesty to the cheeks 'of noble and modest men?〃 〃Yes;〃 sez he; graspin' holt of my hand in the warmth of his gratitude; for he see what I had kep' him from。 〃Yes; you wuz in the right on't; Samantha。 I see the awfulness of the peril from which you rescued of me。 But never;〃 sez he; a lookin' down agin over the railin'; onto some more wimmen a passin' beneath; 〃never did I see what I have seen here to…night。 Not;〃 sez he dreemily; 〃sense I wuz a baby。〃 〃Wall;〃 sez I; 〃don't try to look; Josiah; turn your eyes away。〃 And I believe he did try to though such is the fascination of a known danger in front of you; that it is hard to keep yourself from contemplatin' of it。 But he tried to。 And he tried to not look at the waltzin' no more than he could help; and I did too。 But in spite of himself he had to see how clost the young girls wuz held; how warmly the young men embraced 'em。 And as he looked on; agin I see the hot blush of shame mantillied Josiah's cheeks; and again he sez to me in almost warm axents; 〃I realize what you have rescued me from; Samantha。〃 And I sez; 〃You couldn't have looked Elder Minkley in the face; could you? if you had gone into that shameful diversion。〃 〃No; I couldn't; nor into yourn nuther。 I couldn't have looked nobody in the face; if I had gone on and imposed on any young girl as they are a doin'; and insulted of her。 Why;〃 sez he; 〃if it wuz my Tirzah Ann that them; men wuz a embracin'; and huggin'; and switchin' her round; as if they didn't have no respect for her at all; why; if it wuz Tirzah Ann; I would tear 'em 'em from lim。〃 And he looked capable on't。 He looked almost sublime (though small)。 And I hurried him away from the seen; for I didn't know what would ensue and foller on; if I let him linger there longer。 He looked as firm and warlike as one of our bantam fowls; a male one; when hawks are a hoverin' over the females of the flock。 And when I say Bantam I say it with no disrespect to Josiah Allen。 Bantams are noble; and warlike fowls; though small boneded。 I got one more glimps of Miss Flamm jest as we left the tarven。 She wuz a standin' up in the parlor; with a tall man a standin' up in front of her a talkin'。 He seemed to be biddin' of her good…bye; for he had holt of her hand; and be wuz a sayin' as we went by 'em; sez he; 〃I am sorry not to see more of you。〃 〃Good land!〃 thinkses I; 〃what can the man be a thinkin' on? the mean; miserable creeter! If there wuz ever a deadly insult gin to a woman; then wuz the time it wuz gin。 Good land! good land!〃 I don't know whether Miss Flamm resented it; or not; for I hurried Josiah along。 I didn't want to expose him to no sich sights; good; innocent old creeter。 So I kep' him up on a pretty good jog till I got him home。
XVII。 A TRIP TO SCHUYLERVILLE。
It wuz a lovely mornin' when my companion and me sot out to visit Schuylerville to see the monument that is stood up there in honor of the Battle of Saratoga; one of 7 great decisive battles of the world。 Wall; the cars rolled on peacefully; though screechin' occasionally; for; as the poet says; 〃It is their nater to;〃 and rolled us away from Saratoga。 And at first there wuzn't nothin' particularly insperin' in the looks of the landscape; or ruther woodscape。 It wuz mostly woods and rather hombly woods too; kinder flat lookin'。 But pretty soon the scenery became beautiful and impressive。 The rollin' hills rolled down and up in great billowy masses of green and pale blue; accordin' as they wuz fur or near; and we went by shinin' water; and a glowin' landscape; and pretty houses; and fields of grain and corn; etc。; etc。 And anon we reached a place where 〃Victory Mills〃 wuz printed up high; in big letters。 When Josiah see this; he sez; 〃Haint that neighborly and friendly in Victory to come over here and put up a mill? That shows; Samantha;〃 sez he; 〃that the old hardness of the Revolution is entirely done away with。〃 He wuz jest full of Revolutionary thoughts that mornin'; Josiah Allen wuz。 And so wuz I too; but my strength of mind is such; that I reined 'em in and didn't let 'em run away with me。 And I told him that it didn't mean that。 Sez I; 〃The Widder Albert wouldn't come over here and go to millin'; she nor none of her family。〃 〃But;〃 sez he; 〃the name must mean sunthin'。 Do you s'pose it is where folks get the victory over things? If it is; I'd give a dollar bill to get a grist ground out here; and;〃 sez he; in a sort of a coaxin' tone; 〃le's stop and get some victory; Samantha。〃 And I told him; that I guessed when he got a victory over the world; the flesh; or the David; he would have to work for it; he wouldn't get it ground out for him。 But anon; he cast his eyes on sunthin' else and so forgot to muse on this any further。 It wuz a fair seen。 Anon; a big manufactory; as big as the hull side of Jonesville almost; loomed up by the side of us。 And anon; the fair; the beautiful country spread itself out before our vision。 While fur; fur away the pale blue mountains peeked up over the green ones; to see if they too could see the monument riz up to our National Liberty。 It belonged to them; jest as much as to the hill it wuz a standin' on; it belongs to the hull liberty…lovin' world。 Wall; the cars stopped in a pretty little village; a clean; pleasant little place as I ever see; or want to see。 And Josiah and me wended our way up the broad roomy street; up to where the monument seemed to sort a beegon to us to come。 And when we got up to it; we see it wuz a sight; a sight t