samantha at saratoga-第37节
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Of The Day。' That's me； Samantha； I haint a doubt of it。 And I s'pose I ort to go in and be cured。 I s'pose probably it will be expected of me； that I should go in； and let him look at my corns。〃 Sez I； 〃Josiah Allen； I've heerd you talk time and agin aginst big feelin' folks； and here you be a talkin' it right to yourself； and callin' yourself the first man of the day。〃 〃Wall；〃 sez he firmly； 〃I believe it； and I believe you do； and you'd own up to it； if you wuzn't so aggravatin'。〃 〃Wall； sez I mildly； 〃I do think you are the first in some things； though what them things are； I would be fur from wantin' to tell you。 But；〃 I continued on； 〃I don't see you should think that means you。 Saratoga is full of men； and most probable every man of 'em thinks it means him。〃 〃Wall；〃 sez he； 〃I don't think it means me； I know it。 And I s'pose；〃 he continued dreamily； 〃they'd cure me； and not charge a cent。〃 〃Wall；〃 sez I； 〃wait till another time； Josiah Allen。〃 And jest at this minute； right down under our feet； we see the word 〃Pray；〃 in big letters scraped right out in stun。 And Josiah sez； 〃I wonder if the dumb fools think anybody is goin to kneel down right here in the street； and be run over。 Why a man would be knocked over a dozen times； before he got through one prayer； Now I lay me down to sleep； or anything。〃 〃Wall；〃 sez I； mildly； 〃I don't think that would be a very suitable prayer under the circumstances。 It haint expected that you'd lay down here for a nap howsumever；〃 sez I reesunably 〃their puttin' the word there shows what good streaks the folks here have； and I don't want you to make light on't； and if you don't want to act like a perfect backslider you'll ceese usin' such profane language on sech a solemn subject。〃 Wall； we went into a good lookin'store and I wuz jest a lookin' at some lawn and a wonderin' how many yards I should want； when who should come in but Miss Flamm to get a rooch for her neck。 And she told me that I didn't need any lawn； and that it wuz a Garden party； and folks dressed in anything they wuz a mind to； though sez she； 〃A good many go in full dress。〃 〃Wall；〃 sez I calmly； 〃I have got one。〃 And she told me to come in good season。 That afternoon； Josiah a bein' out for a walk； I took out of my trunk a dress that Alminy Hagidon had made for me out of a very full pattern I had got of a peddler； and wanted it all put in； so's it would fade all alike； for I mistrusted it wouldn't wash。 It wuz gethered…in full round the waist； and the sleeves wuz set in full； and the waist wuz kinder full before； and it had a deep high ruffle gathered…in full round the neck。 It wuz a very full dress； though I haint proud； and never wuz called so。 Yet anybody duz take a modest pleasure in bein' equal to any occasion and comin' up nobly to a emergency。 And I own that I did say to myself； as I pulled out the gethers in front； 〃Wall； there may be full dresses there to…night； but there will be none fuller than mine。〃 And I wuz glad that Alminy had made it jest as she had。 She had made it a little fuller than even I had laid out to have it； for she mistrusted it would shrink in washin'。 It wuz a very full dress。 It wuz cambrick dark chocolate； with a set flower of a kind of a cinnamon brown and yellow； it wuz bran new and looked well。 Wall； I had got it on； and wuz contemplatin' its fullness with complacency and a hand…glass； a seein' how nobly it stood out behind； and how full it wuz； when Josiah Allen came in。 I had talked it over with him； before he went out and he wuz as tickled as I wuz； and tickleder； to think I had got jest the right dress for the occasion。 But he sez to me the first thing 〃You are all wrong； Samantha； full dress means low neck and short sleeves。〃 Sez I； 〃I know better！〃 Sez he； 〃It duz。〃 Sez I； 〃Somebody has been a foolin' you； Josiah Allen！ There ain't no sense in it。 Do you s'pose folks would call a dress full； when there wuzn't more'n half a waist and sleeves to it。 I'd try to use a little judgment； Josiah Allen！ 〃 But he contended that he wuz in the right on't。 And he took up his best vest that lay on the bed； and sot down； and took out his jack knife and went a rippin' open one of the shoulders； and sez I； 〃What are you doin'； Josiah Allen？〃 〃Why； you can do as you are a mind to； Samantha Allen；〃 sez he。 〃But I shall go fashionable； I shall go in full dress。〃 Sez I； 〃Josiah Allen do you look me in the face and say you are a goin' in a low neck vest； and everything； to that party to…night？〃 〃Yes； mom； I be。 I am bound to be fashionable。〃 And he went to rollin' up his shirt sleeves and turnin' in the neck of his shirt； in a manner that wuz perfectly immodest。 I turned my head away instinctively； for I felt that my cheek wuz a gettin' as red as blood； partly through delicacy and partly through righteous anger。 Sez I； 〃Josiah Allen； be you a calculatin' to go there right out in public before men and wimmen； a showin' your bare bosom to a crowd？ Where is your modesty； Josiah Allen？ Where is your decency？〃 Sez he firmly； 〃I keep 'em where all the rest do； who go in full dress。〃 I sot right down in a chair and sez I； 〃Wall there is one thing certain； if you go in that condition； you will go alone。 Why；〃 sez I； 〃to home； if Tirzah Ann； your own daughter； had ketched you in that perdickerment； a rubbin' on linement or anything； you would have jumped and covered yourself up； quicker'n a flash； and likeways me； before Thomas Jefferson。 And now you lay out to go in that way before young girls； and old ones； and men and wimmen； and want me to foller on after your example。 What in the world are you a thinkin' on； Josiah Allen？〃 〃Why I'm a thinkin； on full dress；〃 sez be in a pert tone； a kinder turnin' himself before the glass； where he could get a good view of his bones。 His thin neck wuzn't much more than bones； anyway； and so I told him。 And I asked him if he could see any beauty in it； and sez I； 〃Who wants to look at our old bare necks； Josiah Allen？ And if there wuzn't any other powerful reeson of modesty and decency in it； you'd ketch your death cold； Josiah Allen； and be laid up with the newmoan。 You know you would；〃 sez I； 〃you are actin' like a luny； Josiah Allen。〃 〃It is you that are actin' like a luny；〃 sez he bitterly。 〃I never propose anything of a high fashionable kind but what you want to break it up。 Why； dumb it all； you know as well as I do； that men haint called as modest as wimmen anyway。 And if they have the name； why shouldn't they have the game？ Why shouldn't they go round half dressed as well as wimmen do？ And they are as strong agin； if there is any danger to health in it they are better able to stand it。 But；〃 sez he； in the same bitter axents； 〃you always try to break up all my efforts at high life and fashion。 I presume you won't waltz to…night； nor want me to。〃 I groaned several times in spite of myself； and sithed； 〃Waltz！〃 sez I in awful axents。 〃A classleader！ and a grandfather！ and talkin' about waltzin'！〃 Sez Josiah； 〃Men older than me waltz； and foller it up。 Put their arms right round the prettiest girls in the room； hug 'em； and swing 'em right round〃 sez he kinder spoony like。 I said nothin' at them fearful words； only my groans and sithes became deeper and more voyalent。 And in a minute I see through the fingers with which I had nearly covered my face； that he wuz a pullin' down his shirt sleeves and a puttin' his jack knife in his pocket。 That man loves me。 And love sways him round often times when reesun and sound argument are powerless。 Now； the sound reesun of the case didn't move him； such as the indelicacy of makin' a exhibition of one's self in a way that would； if displayed in a heathen； be a call for missionarys to convert 'em； and that makes men blush when they see it in a Christian woman。 The sound reason of its bein' the fruitful cause of disease and death； through the senseless exposure。 The sound reason of the worse than folly of old and middle…aged folks thinkin' that the exhibition is a pretty one when it haint。 The sound reason of its bein' inconsistent for a woman to allow the familiarity of a man and a stranger； a walkin' up and puttin' his arm round her； and huggin' her up to him as clost as he can； that act； that a woman would resent as a deadly insult and her incensed relatives avenge with the sword； if it occurred in any other place than the ball…room and at the sound of the fiddle。 The utter inconsistency of her meetin' it with smiles； and making frantic efforts to get more such affronts than any other woman present her male relatives a lookin' proudly on。 The inconsistency of a man's bein' not only held guiltless but applauded for doin' what； if it took place in the street； or church； would make him outlawed； for where is there a lot of manly men who would look on calmly； and see a sweet young girl insulted by a man's ketchin' hold of her and embracin' of her tightly for half an hour； why； he would be turned out of his club and outlawed from Christian homes if it took place in silence； but yet the sound of a fiddle makes it all right。 And I sez to myself mildly； as I sot there； 〃Is it that men and wimmen lose their senses； or is there a sacredness in the strains of that fiddle； that makes immodesty modest
