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ried in the wrong place。〃 Sez I coldly; 〃I should think as much。〃 And Josiah put on his hat and hurried out。 He meant well。 But it is quite a nack for pardners to know jest when to cry; and when to laff。 Wall; he follered up that spring; and drinked more; fur more than wuz good for him of that water。 And then anon; he would hear of another one; and some dretful big story about it; and he would foller that up; and so it went on; he a follerin' on; and I a bein' megum; and drinkin' stiddy; but moderate。 And as it might be expected; I gained in health every day; and every hour。 For the waters is good; there haint no doubt of it。 But Josiah takin' em as he did; bobbin' round from one to the other; drinkin' 'em at all hours of day and night; and floodin' himself out with 'em; every one on 'em why; he lost strength and health every day; till I felt truly; that if it went on much longer; I should go home in weeds。 Not mullein; or burdock; or anything of that sort; but crape。 But at last a event occurred that sort a sot him to thinkin' and quelled him down some。 One day we sot out for a walk; Josiah and Ardelia Tutt and me。 And in spite of all my protestations; my pardner had drinked 11 glasses full of the spring he wuz a follerin' then。 And he looked white round the lips as anything。 And Ardelia and I wuz a sittin' in a good shady place; and Josiah a little distance off; when a man ackosted him; a man with black eyes and black whiskers; and sez; 〃You look pale; Sir。 What water are you a drinkin'?〃 And Josiah told him that at that time he wuz a drinkin' the water from the Immortal spring。 〃Drinkin' that water?〃 sez the man; startin' back horrefied。 〃Yes;〃 sez Josiah; turnin' paler than ever; for the man's looks wuz skairful in the extreme。 〃Oh! oh!〃 groaned the man。 〃And you are a married man?〃 he groaned out mournfully; a lookin' pitifully at him。 〃With a family?〃 〃Yes;〃 sez Josiah; faintly。 〃Oh dear;〃 sez the man; 〃must it be so; to die; so so lamented?〃 〃To die!〃 sez Josiah; turnin' white jest round the lip。 〃Yes; to die! Did you not say you had been a drinkin' the water from the Immortal spring?〃 〃Yes;〃 sez Josiah。 〃Wall; it is a certain; a deadly poison。〃 〃Haint there no help for me?〃 sez Josiah。 〃Yes;〃 sez the man; 〃You must drink from the Live…forever spring; at the other end of the village。 That water has the happy effect of neutralizin' the poisons of the Immortal spring。 If anything can save you that can。 Why;〃 sez he; 〃folks that have been entirely broke down; and made helpless and hopeless invalids; them that have been brung down on their death…beds by the use of that vile Immortal water; have been cured by a few glasses of the pure healin' waters of the Live…forever spring。 I'd advise you for your own sake; and the sake of your family; who would mourn your ontimely decese; to drink from that spring at once。〃 〃But;〃 sez Josiah; with a agonized and hopeless look; 〃I can't drink no more now。〃 〃Why?〃 sez the man。 〃Because I don't hold any more。 I don't hold but two quarts; and I have drinked 11 tumblers full now。〃 〃Eleven glasses of that poison?〃 sez the man。 〃Wall; if it is too late I am not to blame。 I've warned you。 Farewell;〃 sez he; a graspin' holt of Josiah's hand。 〃Farewell; forever。 But if you do live;〃 sez he; 〃if by a miricle you are saved; remember the Live…forever spring。 If there is any help for you it is in them waters。〃 And he dashed away; for another stranger wuz approachin' the seen。 I; myself; didn't have no idee that Josiah wuz a goin' to die。 But Ardelia whispered to me; she must go back to the hotel; so she went。 I see she looked kinder strange; and I didn't object to it。 And when we got back she handed me some verses entitled: 〃Stanzas on the death of Josiah Allen。〃 She handed 'em to me; and hastened away; quick。 But Josiah Allen didn't die。 And this incident made him more megum。 More as I wanted him to be。 Why; you have to be megum in everything; no matter how good it is。 Milk porridge; or the Bible; or anything。 You can kill yourself on milk porridge if you drink enough。 And you can set down and read the Bible; till you grow to your chair; and lose your eyesight。 Now these waters are dretful good; but you have got to use some megumness with 'em; it stands to reason you have。 Taint megum to drink from 10 to 12 glasses at a time; and mix your drinks goin' round from spring to spring like a luny。 No; get a good doctor to tell you what minerals you seem to stand in need on the most; and then try to get 'em with fear and tremblin'。 You'll get help I haint a doubt on't。 For they are dretful good for varius things that afflict the human body。 Dretful!
XVI。 AT A LAWN PARTY。
Wall; the very next mornin' Miss Flamm sent word for Josiah and me to come that night to a lawn party。 And I sez at once; 〃I must go and get some lawn。〃 Sez Josiah; 〃What will you do with it?〃 And I sez; 〃Oh; I s'pose I shall wrap it round me; I'll do what the rest do。〃 And sez Josiah; 〃Hadn't I ort to have some too? If it is a lawn party and everybody else has it; I shall feel like a fool without any lawn。〃 And I looked at him in deep thought; and through him into the causes and consequences of things; and sez I; 〃I s'pose you do ort to have a lawn necktie; or handkerchief; or sunthin'。〃 Sez he; 〃How would a vest look made out of it; a kinder sprigged one; light gay colors on a yaller ground…work?〃 But I sez at once; 〃You never will go out with me; Josiah; with a lawn vest on。〃 And I settled it right there on the spot。 Then he proposed to have some wrapped round his hat; sort a festooned。 But I stood like marble aginst that idee。 But I knew I had got to have some lawn; and pretty soon we sallied out together and wended our way down to where I should be likely to find a lawn store。 And who should we meet a comin' out of a store but Ardelia。 Her 3d cousin had sent her over to get a ingregient for cookin'。 Good; willin' little creeter! She walked along with us for a spell。 And while she wuz a walkin' along with us; we come onto a sight that always looked pitiful to me; the old female that wuz always a' sittin' there a singin' and playin' on a accordeun。 And it seemed to me that she looked pitifuller and homblier than ever; as she sot there amongst the dense crowd that mornin' a singin' and a playin'。 Her tone wuz thin; thin as gauze; hombly gause too。 But I wondered to myself how she wuz a feelin' inside of her own mind; and what voices she heard a speakin' to her own soul; through them hombly strains。 And; ontirely unbeknown to myself; I fell into a short revery (short but deep) right there in the street; as I looked down on her; a settin' there so old; and patient and helpless; amongst the gay movin' throng。 And I wondered what did she see; a settin' there with her blind eyes; what did she hear through them hombly tones that she wuz a singin' day after day to a crowd that wuz indifferent to her; or despised her? Did she hear the song of the mornin'; the spring time of life? Did the song of a lark come back to her; a lark flyin' up through the sweet mornin' sky over the doorway of a home; a lark watched by young eyes; two pairs of 'em; that made the seein' a blessedness? Did a baby's first sweet blunders of speech; and happy laughter come back to her; as she sot there a drawin' out with her wrinkled hands them miserable sounds from the groanin' instrument? Did home; love; happiness sound out to her; out of them hombly strains? I'd have gin a cent to know。 And I'd have gin a cent quick to know if the tread tread tread of the crowd goin' past her day after day; hour after hour; seems to her like the trample of Time a marchin' on。 Did she hear in 'em the footsteps of child; or lover; or friend; a steppin' away from her; and youth and happiness; and hope; a stiddy goin' away from her? Did she ever listen through the constant sound of them steps; listen to hear the tread of them feet that she must know wuz a comin' nigh to her the icy feet that will approach us; if their way leads over rocks or roses? Did she hate to hear them steps a comin' nearer to her; or did she strain her ears to hear 'em; to welcome 'em? I thought like as not she did。 For thinkses I to myself; and couldn't help it; if she is a Christian she must be glad to change that old accordeun for a harp of any size or shape。 For mournfuller and more melancholy sounds than her voice and that instrument made I never hearn; nor ever expect to hear; and thin。 Poor; old; hombly critter; I gin her quite a lot of change one day; and she braced up and sung and drawed out faster than ever; and thinner。 Though I'd have gladly hearn her stop。 When I come up out of my revery; I see Ardelia lookin' at her stiddy and kind a sot。 And I mistrusted trouble wuz ahead on me; and I hurried Josiah down the street。 Ardelia a sayin' she had got to turn the corner; to go to another place for her 3d cousin。 Jest as we wuz a crossin' a street my companion drawed my attention to a sign that wuz jest overhead; and sez lie; 〃That means me; I'm spoke of right out; and hung up overhead。〃 And sez I; 〃What do you mean?〃 Sez he; 〃Read it 'The First Man…I…Cure Of The Day。' That's me; Samantha; I haint a doubt of it。 And I s'pose I ort to go in and be cured