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efore now; sent many a lad to far worse places: first; because of an old schoolmaster; secondly; because of a young beauty。 I will take them in order and explain。
Vindex Brimblecombe; whilom servitor of Exeter College; Oxford (commonly called Sir Vindex; after the fashion of the times); was; in those days; master of the grammar…school of Bideford。 He was; at root; a godly and kind…hearted pedant enough; but; like most schoolmasters in the old flogging days; had his heart pretty well hardened by long; baneful license to inflict pain at will on those weaker than himself; a power healthful enough for the victim (for; doubtless; flogging is the best of all punishments; being not only the shortest; but also a mere bodily and animal; and not; like most of our new…fangled 〃humane〃 punishments; a spiritual and fiendish torture); but for the executioner pretty certain to eradicate; from all but the noblest spirits; every trace of chivalry and tenderness for the weak; as well; often; as all self…control and command of temper。 Be that as it may; old Sir Vindex had heart enough to feel that it was now his duty to take especial care of the fatherless boy to whom he tried to teach his qui; quae; quod: but the only outcome of that new sense of responsibility was a rapid increase in the number of floggings; which rose from about two a week to one per diem; not without consequences to the pedagogue himself。
For all this while; Amyas had never for a moment lost sight of his darling desire for a sea…life; and when he could not wander on the quay and stare at the shipping; or go down to the pebble…ridge at Northam; and there sit; devouring; with hungry eyes; the great expanse of ocean; which seemed to woo him outward into boundless space; he used to console himself; in school…hours; by drawing ships and imaginary charts upon his slate; instead of minding his 〃humanities。〃
Now it befell; upon an afternoon; that he was very busy at a map; or bird's…eye view of an island; whereon was a great castle; and at the gate thereof a dragon; terrible to see; while in the foreground came that which was meant for a gallant ship; with a great flag aloft; but which; by reason of the forest of lances with which it was crowded; looked much more like a porcupine carrying a sign… post; and; at the roots of those lances; many little round o's; whereby was signified the heads of Amyas and his schoolfellows; who were about to slay that dragon; and rescue the beautiful princess who dwelt in that enchanted tower。 To behold which marvel of art; all the other boys at the same desk must needs club their heads together; and with the more security; because Sir Vindex; as was his custom after dinner; was lying back in his chair; and slept the sleep of the just。
But when Amyas; by special instigation of the evil spirit who haunts successful artists; proceeded further to introduce; heedless of perspective; a rock; on which stood the lively portraiture of Sir Vindexnose; spectacles; gown; and all; and in his hand a brandished rod; while out of his mouth a label shrieked after the runaways; 〃You come back!〃 while a similar label replied from the gallant bark; 〃Good…bye; master!〃 the shoving and tittering rose to such a pitch that Cerberus awoke; and demanded sternly what the noise was about。 To which; of course; there was no answer。
〃You; of course; Leigh! Come up; sir; and show me your exercitation。〃
Now of Amyas's exercitation not a word was written; and; moreover; he was in the very article of putting the last touches to Mr。 Brimblecombe's portrait。 Whereon; to the astonishment of all hearers; he made answer
〃All in good time; sir!〃 and went on drawing。
In good time; sir! Insolent; veni et vapula!〃
But Amyas went on drawing。
〃Come hither; sirrah; or I'll flay you alive!〃
〃Wait a bit!〃 answered Amyas。
The old gentleman jumped up; ferula in hand; and darted across the school; and saw himself upon the fatal slate。
〃Proh flagitium! what have we here; villain?〃 and clutching at his victim; he raised the cane。 Whereupon; with a serene and cheerful countenance; up rose the mighty form of Amyas Leigh; a head and shoulders above his tormentor; and that slate descended on the bald coxcomb of Sir Vindex Brimblecombe; with so shrewd a blow that slate and pate cracked at the same instant; and the poor pedagogue dropped to the floor; and lay for dead。
After which Amyas arose; and walked out of the school; and so quietly home; and having taken counsel with himself; went to his mother; and said; 〃Please; mother; I've broken schoolmaster's head。〃
〃Broken his head; thou wicked boy!〃 shrieked the poor widow; 〃what didst do that for?〃
〃I can't tell;〃 said Amyas; penitently; 〃I couldn't help it。 It looked so smooth; and bald; and round; andyou know?〃
〃I know? Oh; wicked boy! thou hast given place to the devil; and now; perhaps; thou hast killed him。〃
〃Killed the devil?〃 asked Amyas; hopefully but doubtfully。
〃No; killed the schoolmaster; sirrah! Is he dead?〃
〃I don't think he's dead; his coxcomb sounded too hard for that。 But had not I better go and tell Sir Richard?〃
The poor mother could hardly help laughing; in spite of her terror; at Amyas's perfect coolness (which was not in the least meant for insolence); and being at her wits' end; sent him; as usual; to his godfather。
Amyas rehearsed his story again; with pretty nearly the same exclamations; to which he gave pretty nearly the same answers; and then〃What was he going to do to you; then; sirrah?〃
〃Flog me; because I could not write my exercise; and so drew a picture of him instead。〃
〃What! art afraid of being flogged?〃
〃Not a bit; besides; I'm too much accustomed to it; but I was busy; and he was in such a desperate hurry; and; oh; sir; if you had but seen his bald head; you would have broken it yourself!〃
Now Sir Richard had; twenty years ago; in like place; and very much in like manner; broken the head of Vindex Brimblecombe's father; schoolmaster in his day; and therefore had a precedent to direct him; and he answered〃Amyas; sirrah! those who cannot obey will never be fit to rule。 If thou canst not keep discipline now; thou wilt never make a company or a crew keep it when thou art grown。 Dost mind that; sirrah?〃
〃Yes;〃 said Amyas。
〃Then go back to school this moment; sir; and be flogged。〃
〃Very well;〃 said Amyas; considering that he had got off very cheaply; while Sir Richard; as soon as he was out of the room; lay back in his chair; and laughed till he cried again。
So Amyas went back; and said that he was come to be flogged; whereon the old schoolmaster; whose pate had been plastered meanwhile; wept tears of joy over the returning prodigal; and then gave him such a switching as he did not forget for eight…and…forty hours。
But that evening Sir Richard sent for old Vindex; who entered; trembling; cap in hand; and having primed him with a cup of sack; said〃Well; Mr。 Schoolmaster! My godson has been somewhat too much for you to…day。 There are a couple of nobles to pay the doctor。〃
〃O Sir Richard; gratias tibi et Domino! but the boy hits shrewdly hard。 Nevertheless I have repaid him in inverse kind; and set him an imposition; to learn me one of Phaedrus his fables; Sir Richard; if you do not think it too much。〃
〃Which; then? The one about the man who brought up a lion's cub; and was eaten by him in play at last?〃
〃Ah; Sir Richard! you have always a merry wit。 But; indeed; the boy is a brave boy; and a quick boy; Sir Richard; but more forgetful than Lethe; andsapienti loquorit were well if he were away; for I shall never see him again without my head aching。 Moreover; he put my son Jack upon the fire last Wednesday; as you would put a football; though he is a year older; your worship; because; he said; he looked so like a roasting pig; Sir Richard。〃
〃Alas; poor Jack!〃
〃And what's more; your worship; he is pugnax; bellicosus; gladiator; a fire…eater and swash…buckler; beyond all Christian measure; a very sucking Entellus; Sir Richard; and will do to death some of her majesty's lieges erelong; if he be not wisely curbed。 It was but a month agone that he bemoaned himself; I hear; as Alexander did; because there were no more worlds to conquer; saying that it was a pity he was so strong; for; now he had thrashed all the Bideford lads; he had no sport left; and so; as my Jack tells me; last Tuesday week he fell upon a young man of Barnstaple; Sir Richard; a hosier's man; sir; and plebeius (which I consider unfit for one of his blood); and; moreover; a man full grown; and as big as either of us (Vindex stood five feet four in his high…heeled shoes); and smote him clean over the quay into the mud; because he said that there was a prettier maid in Barnstaple (your worship will forgive my speaking of such toys; to which my fidelity compels me) than ever Bideford could show; and then offered to do the same to any man who dare say that Mistress Rose Salterne; his worship the mayor's daughter; was not the fairest lass in all Devon。〃
〃Eh? Say that over again; my good sir;〃 quoth Sir Richard; who had thus arrived; as we have seen; at the second count of the indictment。 〃I say; good sir; whence dost thou hear all these pretty stories?〃
〃My