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〃Shall I not; eh? who says that? Mr。 Frank; I appeal to you; now; only hear。〃
〃We are in the judgment…seat;〃 said Frank; settling to the pasty。 〃Proceed; appellant。〃
〃Well; I was telling Amyas; that Tom Coffin; of Portledge; I will stand him no longer。〃
〃Let him be; then;〃 said Amyas; 〃he could stand very well by himself; when I saw him last。〃
〃Plague on you; hold your tongue。 Has he any right to look at me as he does; whenever I pass him?〃
〃That depends on how he looks; a cat may look at a king; provided she don't take him for a mouse。〃
〃Oh; I know how he looks; and what he means too; and he shall stop; or I will stop him。 And the other day; when I spoke of Rose Salterne〃〃Ah!〃 groaned Frank; 〃Ate's apple again!〃〃(never mind what I said) he burst out laughing in my face; and is not that a fair quarrel? And what is more; I know that he wrote a sonnet; and sent it to her to Stow by a market woman。 What right has he to write sonnets when I can't? It's not fair play; Mr。 Frank; or I am a Jew; and a Spaniard; and a Papist; it's not!〃 And Will smote the table till the plates danced again。
〃My dear knight of the burning pestle; I have a plan; a device; a disentanglement; according to most approved rules of chivalry。 Let us fix a day; and summon by tuck of drum all young gentlemen under the age of thirty; dwelling within fifteen miles of the habitation of that peerless Oriana。〃
〃And all 'prentice…boys too;〃 cried Amyas; out of the pasty。
〃And all 'prentice…boys。 The bold lads shall fight first; with good quarterstaves; in Bideford Market; till all heads are broken; and the head which is not broken; let the back belonging to it pay the penalty of the noble member's cowardice。 After which grand tournament; to which that of Tottenham shall be but a flea…bite and a batrachomyomachy〃
〃Confound you; and your long words; sir;〃 said poor Will; 〃I know you are flouting me。〃
〃Pazienza; Signor Cavaliere; that which is to come is no flouting; but bloody and warlike earnest。 For afterwards all the young gentlemen shall adjourn into a convenient field; sand; or bog which last will be better; as no man will be able to run away; if he be up to his knees in soft peat: and there stripping to our shirts; with rapiers of equal length and keenest temper; each shall slay his man; catch who catch can; and the conquerors fight again; like a most valiant main of gamecocks as we are; till all be dead; and out of their woes; after which the survivor; bewailing before heaven and earth the cruelty of our Fair Oriana; and the slaughter which her basiliscine eyes have caused; shall fall gracefully upon his sword; and so end the woes of this our lovelorn generation。 Placetne Domini? as they used to ask in the Senate at Oxford。〃
〃Really;〃 said Cary; 〃this is too bad。〃
〃So is; pardon me; your fighting Mr。 Coffin with anything longer than a bodkin。〃
〃Bodkins are too short for such fierce Bobadils;〃 said Amyas; 〃they would close in so near; that we should have them falling to fisticuffs after the first bout。〃
〃Then let them fight with squirts across the market…place; for by heaven and the queen's laws; they shall fight with nothing else。〃
〃My dear Mr。 Cary;〃 went on Frank; suddenly changing his bantering tone to one of the most winning sweetness; 〃do not fancy that I cannot feel for you; or that I; as well as you; have not known the stings of love and the bitterer stings of jealousy。 But oh; Mr。 Cary; does it not seem to you an awful thing to waste selfishly upon your own quarrel that divine wrath which; as Plato says; is the very root of all virtues; and which has been given you; like all else which you have; that you may spend it in the service of her whom all bad souls fear; and all virtuous souls adore;our peerless queen? Who dares; while she rules England; call his sword or his courage his own; or any one's but hers? Are there no Spaniards to conquer; no wild Irish to deliver from their oppressors; that two gentlemen of Devon can find no better place to flesh their blades than in each other's valiant and honorable hearts?〃
〃By heaven!〃 cried Amyas; 〃Frank speaks like a book; and for me; I do think that Christian gentlemen may leave love quarrels to bulls and rams。〃
〃And that the heir of Clovelly;〃 said Frank; smiling; 〃may find more noble examples to copy than the stags in his own deer…park。〃
〃Well;〃 said Will; penitently; 〃you are a great scholar; Mr。 Frank; and you speak like one; but gentlemen must fight sometimes; or where would be their honor?〃
〃I speak;〃 said Frank; a little proudly; 〃not merely as a scholar; but as a gentleman; and one who has fought ere now; and to whom it has happened; Mr。 Cary; to kill his man (on whose soul may God have mercy); but it is my pride to remember that I have never yet fought in my own quarrel; and my trust in God that I never shall。 For as there is nothing more noble and blessed than to fight in behalf of those whom we love; so to fight in our own private behalf is a thing not to be allowed to a Christian man; unless refusal imports utter loss of life or honor; and even then; it may be (though I would not lay a burden on any man's conscience); it is better not to resist evil; but to overcome it with good。〃
〃And I can tell you; Will;〃 said Amyas; 〃I am not troubled with fear of ghosts; but when I cut off the Frenchman's head; I said to myself; 'If that braggart had been slandering me instead of her gracious majesty; I should expect to see that head lying on my pillow every time I went to bed at night。'〃
〃God forbid!〃 said Will; with a shudder。 〃But what shall I do? for to the market tomorrow I will go; if it were choke…full of Coffins; and a ghost in each coffin of the lot。〃
〃Leave the matter to me;〃 said Amyas。 〃I have my device; as well as scholar Frank here; and if there be; as I suppose there must be; a quarrel in the market to…morrow; see if I do not〃
〃Well; you are two good fellows;〃 said Will。 〃Let us have another tankard in。〃
〃And drink the health of Mr。 Coffin; and all gallant lads of the North;〃 said Frank; 〃and now to my business。 I have to take this runaway youth here home to his mother; and if he will not go quietly; I have orders to carry him across my saddle。〃
〃I hope your nag has a strong back; then;〃 said Amyas; 〃but I must go on and see Sir Richard; Frank。 It is all very well to jest as we have been doing; but my mind is made up。〃
〃Stop;〃 said Cary。 〃You must stay here tonight; first; for good fellowship's sake; and next; because I want the advice of our Phoenix here; our oracle; our paragon。 There; Mr。 Frank; can you construe that for me? Speak low; though; gentlemen both; there comes my father; you had better give me the letter again。 Well; father; whence this morning?〃
〃Eh; company here? Young men; you are always welcome; and such as you。 Would there were more of your sort in these dirty times! How is your good mother; Frank; eh? Where have I been; Will? Round the house…farm; to look at the beeves。 That sheeted heifer of Prowse's is all wrong; her coat stares like a hedgepig's。 Tell Jewell to go up and bring her in before night。 And then up the forty acres; sprang two coveys; and picked a leash out of them。 The Irish hawk flies as wild as any haggard still; and will never make a bird。 I had to hand her to Tom; and take the little peregrine。 Give me a Clovelly hawk against the world; after all; andheigh ho; I am very hungry! Half…past twelve; and dinner not served? What; Master Amyas; spoiling your appetite with strong ale? Better have tried sack; lad; have some now with me。〃
And the worthy old gentleman; having finished his oration; settled himself on a great bench inside the chimney; and put his hawk on a perch over his head; while his cockers coiled themselves up close to the warm peat…ashes; and his son set to work to pull off his father's boots; amid sundry warnings to take care of his corns。
〃Come; Master Amyas; a pint of white wine and sugar; and a bit of a shoeing…horn to it ere we dine。 Some pickled prawns; now; or a rasher off the coals; to whet you?〃
〃Thank you;〃 quoth Amyas; 〃but I have drunk a mort of outlandish liquors; better and worse; in the last three years; and yet never found aught to come up to good ale; which needs neither shoeing… horn before nor after; but takes care of itself; and of all honest stomachs too; I think。〃
〃You speak like a book; boy;〃 said old Cary; 〃and after all; what a plague comes of these newfangled hot wines; and aqua vitaes; which have come in since the wars; but maddening of the brains; and fever of the blood?〃
〃I fear we have not seen the end of that yet;〃 said Frank。 〃My friends write me from the Netherlands that our men are falling into a swinish trick of swilling like the Hollanders。 Heaven grant that they may not bring home the fashion with them。〃
〃A man must drink; they say; or die of the ague; in those vile swamps;〃 said Amyas。 〃When they get home here; they will not need it。〃
〃Heaven grant it;〃 said Frank; 〃I should be sorry to see Devonshire a drunken county; and there are many of our men out there with Mr。 Champernoun。〃
〃Ah;〃 said Cary; 〃there; as in Ireland; we are proving her majesty's saying true; that Devonshire