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ix thousand Turks I slew; Pull'd off a lion's head; and ate it too: With one shrewd blow; to let St。 Edward in; I smote the gates of Exeter in twain; Till aged grown; by angels warn'd in dream; I built an abbey fair by Tavy stream。 But treacherous time hath tripped my glories up; The stanch old hound must yield to stancher pup; Here's one so tall as I; and twice so bold; Where I took only cuffs; takes good red gold。 From pole to pole resound his wondrous works; Who slew more Spaniards than I e'er slew Turks; I strode across the Tavy stream: but he Strode round the world and back; and here 'a be!〃
〃Oh; bathos!〃 said Lady Bath; while the 'prentices shouted applause。 〃Is this hedge…bantling to be fathered on you; Mr。 Frank?〃
〃It is necessary; by all laws of the drama; madam;〃 said Frank; with a sly smile; 〃that the speech and the speaker shall fit each other。 Pass on; Earl Ordulf; a more learned worthy waits。〃
Whereon; up came a fresh member of the procession; namely; no less a person than Vindex Brimblecombe; the ancient schoolmaster; with five…and…forty boys at his heels; who halting; pulled out his spectacles; and thus signified his forgiveness of his whilom broken head:
〃That the world should have been circumnavigated; ladies and gentles; were matter enough of jubilation to the student of Herodotus and Plato; Plinius and ahem! much more when the circumnavigators are Britons; more; again; when Damnonians。〃
〃Don't swear; master;〃 said young Will Cary。
〃Gulielme Cary; Gulielme Cary; hast thou forgotten thy〃
〃Whippings? Never; old lad! Go on; but let not the license of the scholar overtop the modesty of the Christian。〃
〃More again; as I said; when; incolae; inhabitants of Devon; but; most of all; men of Bideford school。 Oh renowned school! Oh schoolboys ennobled by fellowship with him! Oh most happy pedagogue; to whom it has befallen to have chastised a circumnavigator; and; like another Chiron; trained another Hercules: yet more than Hercules; for he placed his pillars on the ocean shore; and then returned; but my scholar's voyage〃
〃Hark how the old fox is praising himself all along on the sly;〃 said Cary。
〃Mr。 William; Mr。 william; peace;silentium; my graceless pupil。 Urge the foaming steed; and strike terror into the rapid stag; but meddle not with matters too high for thee。〃
〃He has given you the dor now; sir;〃 said Lady Bath; 〃let the old man say his say。〃
〃I bring; therefore; as my small contribution to this day's feast; first a Latin epigram; as thus〃
〃Latin? Let us hear it forthwith;〃 cried my lady。
And the old pedant mouthed out
〃Torriguiam Tamaris ne spernat; Leighius addet Mox terras terris; inclyte Drake; tuis。〃
〃Neat; i' faith; la!〃 Whereon all the rest; as in duty bound; approved also。
〃This for the erudite: for vulgar ears the vernacular is more consonant; sympathetic; instructive; as thus:
〃Famed Argo ship; that noble chip; by doughty Jason's steering; Brought back to Greece the golden fleece; from Colchis home careering; But now her fame is put to shame; while new Devonian Argo; Round earth doth run in wake of sun; and brings wealthier cargo。〃
〃Runs with a right fa…lal…la;〃 observed Cary; 〃and would go nobly to a fiddle and a big drum。〃
〃Ye Spaniards; quake! our doughty Drake a royal swan is tested; On wing and oar; from shore to shore; the raging main who breasted: But never needs to chant his deeds; like swan that lies a…dying; So far his name; by trump of fame; around the sphere is flying。〃
〃Hillo ho! schoolmaster!〃 shouted a voice from behind; 〃move on; and make way for Father Neptune!〃 Whereon a whole storm of raillery fell upon the hapless pedagogue。
〃We waited for the parson's alligator; but we wain't for yourn。〃
〃Allegory! my children; allegory!〃 shrieked the man of letters。
〃What do ye call he an alligator for? He is but a poor little starved evat!〃
〃Out of the road; old Custis! March on; Don Palmado!〃
These allusions to the usual instrument of torture in West…country schools made the old gentleman wince; especially when they were followed home by
〃Who stole Admiral Grenville's brooms; because birch rods were dear?〃
But proudly he shook his bald head; as a bull shakes off the flies; and returned to the charge once more。
〃Great Alexander; famed commander; wept and made a pother; At conquering only half the world; but Drake had conquer'd t'other; And Hercules to brink of seas!〃
〃Oh!〃
And clapping both hands to the back of his neck; the schoolmaster began dancing frantically about; while his boys broke out tittering; 〃O! the ochidore! look to the blue ochidore! Who've put ochidore to maister's poll!〃
It was too true: neatly inserted; as he stooped forward; between his neck and his collar; was a large live shore…crab; holding on tight with both hands。
〃Gentles! good Christians! save me! I am mare…rode! Incubo; vel ab incubo; opprimor! Satanas has me by the poll! Help! he tears my jugular; he wrings my neck; as he does to Dr。 Faustus in the play。 Confiteor!I confess! Satan; I defy thee! Good people; I confess! 'Greek text'! The truth will out。 Mr。 Francis Leigh wrote the epigram!〃 And diving through the crowd; the pedagogue vanished howling; while Father Neptune; crowned with sea…weeds; a trident in one hand; and a live dog…fish in the other; swaggered up the street surrounded by a tall bodyguard of mariners; and followed by a great banner; on which was depicted a globe; with Drake's ship sailing thereon upside down; and overwritten
〃See every man the Pelican; Which round the world did go; While her stern…post was uppermost; And topmasts down below。 And by the way she lost a day; Out of her log was stole: But Neptune kind; with favoring wind; Hath brought her safe and whole。〃
〃Now; lads!〃 cried Neptune; 〃hand me my parable that's writ for me; and here goeth!〃
And at the top of his bull…voice; he began roaring
〃I am King Neptune bold; The ruler of the seas I don't understand much singing upon land; But I hope what I say will please。
〃Here be five Bideford men; Which have sail'd the world around; And I watch'd them well; as they all can tell; And brought them home safe and sound。
〃For it is the men of Devon。 To see them I take delight; Both to tack and to hull; and to heave and to pull; And to prove themselves in fight。
〃Where be those Spaniards proud; That make their valiant boasts; And think for to keep the poor Indians for their sheep; And to farm my golden coasts?
〃'Twas the devil and the Pope gave them My kingdom for their own: But my nephew Francis Drake; he caused them to quake; And he pick'd them to the bone。
〃For the sea my realm it is; As good Queen Bess's is the land; So freely come again; all merry Devon men; And there's old Neptune's hand。〃
〃Holla; boys! holla! Blow up; Triton; and bring forward the freedom of the seas。〃
Triton; roaring through a conch; brought forward a cockle…shell full of salt…water; and delivered it solemnly to Amyas; who; of course; put a noble into it; and returned it after Grenville had done the same。
〃Holla; Dick Admiral!〃 cried neptune; who was pretty far gone in liquor; 〃we knew thou hadst a right English heart in thee; for all thou standest there as taut as a Don who has swallowed his rapier。〃
〃Grammercy; stop thy bellowing; fellow; and on; for thou smellest vilely of fish。〃
〃Everything smells sweet in its right place。 I'm going home。〃
〃I thought thou wert there all along; being already half…seas over;〃 said Cary。
〃Ay; right Upsee…Dutch; and that's more than thou ever wilt be; thou 'long…shore stay…at…home。 Why wast making sheep's eyes at Mistress Salterne here; while my pretty little chuck of Burrough there was playing at shove…groat with Spanish doubloons?〃
〃Go to the devil; sirrah!〃 said Cary。 Neptune had touched on a sore subject; and more cheeks than Amyas Leigh's reddened at the hint。
〃Amen; if Heaven so please!〃 and on rolled the monarch of the seas; and so the pageant ended。
The moment Amyas had an opportunity; he asked his brother Frank; somewhat peevishly; where Rose Salterne was。
〃What! the mayor's daughter? With her uncle by Kilkhampton; I believe。〃
Now cunning Master Frank; whose daily wish was to 〃seek peace and ensue it;〃 told Amyas this; because he must needs speak the truth: but he was purposed at the same time to speak as little truth as he could; for fear of accidents; and; therefore; omitted to tell his brother how that he; two days before; had entreated Rose Salterne herself to appear as the nymph of Torridge; which honor she; who had no objection either to exhibit her pretty face; to recite pretty poetry; or to be trained thereto by the cynosure of North Devon; would have assented willingly; but that her father stopped the pretty project by a peremptory countermove; and packed her off; in spite of her tears; to the said uncle on