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singularly favourable an opportunity for sons who wanted to

appropriate their mothers' guineas; that he half thought it must

have been kindly intended by Providence for such purposes。

Especially the third Sunday in Lent; because Jacob had been out on

one of his occasional wanderings for the last two days; and David;

being a timid young man; had a considerable dread and hatred of

Jacob; as of a large personage who went about habitually with a

pitchfork in his hand。



Nothing could be easier; then; than for David on this Sunday

afternoon to decline going to church; on the ground that he was

going to tea at Mr。 Lunn's; whose pretty daughter Sally had been an

early flame of his; and; when the church…goers were at a safe

distance; to abstract the guineas from their wooden box and slip

them into a small canvas bagnothing easier than to call to the

cowboy that he was going; and tell him to keep an eye on the house

for fear of Sunday tramps。  David thought it would be easy; too; to

get to a small thicket and bury his bag in a hole he had already

made and covered up under the roots of an old hollow ash; and he

had; in fact; found the hole without a moment's difficulty; had

uncovered it; and was about gently to drop the bag into it; when the

sound of a large body rustling towards him with something like a

bellow was such a surprise to David; who; as a gentleman gifted with

much contrivance; was naturally only prepared for what he expected;

that instead of dropping the bag gently he let it fall so as to make

it untwist and vomit forth the shining guineas。  In the same moment

he looked up and saw his dear brother Jacob close upon him; holding

the pitchfork so that the bright smooth prongs were a yard in

advance of his own body; and about a foot off David's。  (A learned

friend; to whom I once narrated this history; observed that it was

David's guilt which made these prongs formidable; and that the 〃mens

nil conscia sibi〃 strips a pitchfork of all terrors。  I thought this

idea so valuable; that I obtained his leave to use it on condition

of suppressing his name。)  Nevertheless; David did not entirely lose

his presence of mind; for in that case he would have sunk on the

earth or started backward; whereas he kept his ground and smiled at

Jacob; who nodded his head up and down; and said; 〃Hoich; Zavy!〃 in

a painfully equivocal manner。  David's heart was beating audibly;

and if he had had any lips they would have been pale; but his mental

activity; instead of being paralysed; was stimulated。  While he was

inwardly praying (he always prayed when he was much frightened)

〃Oh; save me this once; and I'll never get into danger again!〃he

was thrusting his hand into his pocket in search of a box of yellow

lozenges; which he had brought with him from Brigford among other

delicacies of the same portable kind; as a means of conciliating

proud beauty; and more particularly the beauty of Miss Sarah Lunn。

Not one of these delicacies had he ever offered to poor Jacob; for

David was not a young man to waste his jujubes and barley…sugar in

giving pleasure to people from whom he expected nothing。  But an

idiot with equivocal intentions and a pitchfork is as well worth

flattering and cajoling as if he were Louis Napoleon。  So David;

with a promptitude equal to the occasion; drew out his box of yellow

lozenges; lifted the lid; and performed a pantomime with his mouth

and fingers; which was meant to imply that he was delighted to see

his dear brother Jacob; and seized the opportunity of making him a

small present; which he would find particularly agreeable to the

taste。  Jacob; you understand; was not an intense idiot; but within

a certain limited range knew how to choose the good and reject the

evil:  he took one lozenge; by way of test; and sucked it as if he

had been a philosopher; then; in as great an ecstacy at its new and

complex savour as Caliban at the taste of Trinculo's wine; chuckled

and stroked this suddenly beneficent brother; and held out his hand

for more; for; except in fits of anger; Jacob was not ferocious or

needlessly predatory。  David's courage half returned; and he left

off praying; pouring a dozen lozenges into Jacob's palm; and trying

to look very fond of him。  He congratulated himself that he had

formed the plan of going to see Miss Sally Lunn this afternoon; and

that; as a consequence; he had brought with him these propitiatory

delicacies:  he was certainly a lucky fellow; indeed; it was always

likely Providence should be fonder of him than of other apprentices;

and since he WAS to be interrupted; why; an idiot was preferable to

any other sort of witness。  For the first time in his life; David

thought he saw the advantage of idiots。



As for Jacob; he had thrust his pitchfork into the ground; and had

thrown himself down beside it; in thorough abandonment to the

unprecedented pleasure of having five lozenges in his mouth at once;

blinking meanwhile; and making inarticulate sounds of gustative

content。  He had not yet given any sign of noticing the guineas; but

in seating himself he had laid his broad right hand on them; and

unconsciously kept it in that position; absorbed in the sensations

of his palate。  If he could only be kept so occupied with the

lozenges as not to see the guineas before David could manage to

cover them!  That was David's best hope of safety; for Jacob knew

his mother's guineas; it had been part of their common experience as

boys to be allowed to look at these handsome coins; and rattle them

in their box on high days and holidays; and among all Jacob's narrow

experiences as to money; this was likely to be the most memorable。



〃Here; Jacob;〃 said David; in an insinuating tone; handing the box

to him; 〃I'll give 'em all to you。  Run!make haste!else

somebody'll come and take 'em。〃



David; not having studied the psychology of idiots; was not aware

that they are not to be wrought upon by imaginative fears。  Jacob

took the box with his left hand; but saw no necessity for running

away。  Was ever a promising young man wishing to lay the foundation

of his fortune by appropriating his mother's guineas obstructed by

such a day…mare as this?  But the moment must come when Jacob would

move his right hand to draw off the lid of the tin box; and then

David would sweep the guineas into the hole with the utmost address

and swiftness; and immediately seat himself upon them。  Ah; no!

It's of no use to have foresight when you are dealing with an idiot:

he is not to be calculated upon。  Jacob's right hand was given to

vague clutching and throwing; it suddenly clutched the guineas as if

they had been so many pebbles; and was raised in an attitude which

promised to scatter them like seed over a distant bramble; when;

from some prompting or otherprobably of an unwonted sensationit

paused; descended to Jacob's knee; and opened slowly under the

inspection of Jacob's dull eyes。  David began to pray again; but

immediately desistedanother resource having occurred to him。



〃Mother! zinnies!〃 exclaimed the innocent Jacob。  Then; looking at

David; he said; interrogatively; 〃Box?〃



〃Hush! hush!〃 said David; summoning all his ingenuity in this severe

strait。  〃See; Jacob!〃  He took the tin box from his brother's hand;

and emptied it of the lozenges; returning half of them to Jacob; but

secretly keeping the rest in his own hand。  Then he held out the

empty box; and said; 〃Here's the box; Jacob!  The box for the

guineas!〃 gently sweeping them from Jacob's palm into the box。



This procedure was not objectionable to Jacob; on the contrary; the

guineas clinked so pleasantly as they fell; that he wished for a

repetition of the sound; and seizing the box; began to rattle it

very gleefully。  David; seizing the opportunity; deposited his

reserve of lozenges in the ground and hastily swept some earth over

them。  〃Look; Jacob!〃 he said; at last。  Jacob paused from his

clinking; and looked into the hole; while David began to scratch

away the earth; as if in doubtful expectation。  When the lozenges

were laid bare; he took them out one by one; and gave them to Jacob。

〃Hush!〃 he said; in a loud whisper; 〃Tell nobodyall for Jacob

hushshsh!  Put guineas in the holethey'll come out like this!〃

To make the lesson more complete; he took a guinea; and lowering it

into the hole; said; 〃Put in SO。〃  Then; as he took the last lozenge

out; he said; 〃Come out SO;〃 and put the lozenge into Jacob's

hospitable mouth。



Jacob turned his head on one side; looked first at his brother and

then at the hole; like a reflective monkey; and; finally; laid the

box of guineas in the hole with much decision。  David made haste to

add every one of the stray coins; put on the lid; and covered it

well with earth; saying in his meet coaxing tone …



〃Take 'm out to…morrow; Jacob; all for Jacob!  Hushshsh!〃



Jacob; to whom this once indifferent brother had all at once become

a so

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