the silverado squatters-第12节
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business; patching up doors and windows; making beds and
seats; and getting our rough lodging into shape; Irvine and
his sister made their appearance together; she for
neighbourliness and general curiosity; he; because he was
working for me; to my sorrow; cutting firewood at I forget
how much a day。 The way that he set about cutting wood was
characteristic。 We were at that moment patching up and
unpacking in the kitchen。 Down he sat on one side; and down
sat his sister on the other。 Both were chewing pine…tree
gum; and he; to my annoyance; accompanied that simple
pleasure with profuse expectoration。 She rattled away;
talking up hill and down dale; laughing; tossing her head;
showing her brilliant teeth。 He looked on in silence; now
spitting heavily on the floor; now putting his head back and
uttering a loud; discordant; joyless laugh。 He had a tangle
of shock hair; the colour of wool; his mouth was a grin;
although as strong as a horse; he looked neither heavy nor
yet adroit; only leggy; coltish; and in the road。 But it was
plain he was in high spirits; thoroughly enjoying his visit;
and he laughed frankly whenever we failed to accomplish what
we were about。 This was scarcely helpful: it was even; to
amateur carpenters; embarrassing; but it lasted until we
knocked off work and began to get dinner。 Then Mrs。 Hanson
remembered she should have been gone an hour ago; and the
pair retired; and the lady's laughter died away among the
nutmegs down the path。 That was Irvine's first day's work in
my employment … the devil take him!
The next morning he returned and; as he was this time alone;
he bestowed his conversation upon us with great liberality。
He prided himself on his intelligence; asked us if we knew
the school ma'am。 HE didn't think much of her; anyway。 He
had tried her; he had。 He had put a question to her。 If a
tree a hundred feet high were to fall a foot a day; how long
would it take to fall right down? She had not been able to
solve the problem。 〃She don't know nothing;〃 he opined。 He
told us how a friend of his kept a school with a revolver;
and chuckled mightily over that; his friend could teach
school; he could。 All the time he kept chewing gum and
spitting。 He would stand a while looking down; and then he
would toss back his shock of hair; and laugh hoarsely; and
spit; and bring forward a new subject。 A man; he told us;
who bore a grudge against him; had poisoned his dog。 〃That
was a low thing for a man to do now; wasn't it? It wasn't
like a man; that; nohow。 But I got even with him: I pisoned
HIS dog。〃 His clumsy utterance; his rude embarrassed manner;
set a fresh value on the stupidity of his remarks。 I do not
think I ever appreciated the meaning of two words until I
knew Irvine … the verb; loaf; and the noun; oaf; between
them; they complete his portrait。 He could lounge; and
wriggle; and rub himself against the wall; and grin; and be
more in everybody's way than any other two people that I ever
set my eyes on。 Nothing that he did became him; and yet you
were conscious that he was one of your own race; that his
mind was cumbrously at work; revolving the problem of
existence like a quid of gum; and in his own cloudy manner
enjoying life; and passing judgment on his fellows。 Above
all things; he was delighted with himself。 You would not
have thought it; from his uneasy manners and troubled;
struggling utterance; but he loved himself to the marrow; and
was happy and proud like a peacock on a rail。
His self…esteem was; indeed; the one joint in his harness。
He could be got to work; and even kept at work; by flattery。
As long as my wife stood over him; crying out how strong he
was; so long exactly he would stick to the matter in hand;
and the moment she turned her back; or ceased to praise him;
he would stop。 His physical strength was wonderful; and to
have a woman stand by and admire his achievements; warmed his
heart like sunshine。 Yet he was as cowardly as he was
powerful; and felt no shame in owning to the weakness。
Something was once wanted from the crazy platform over the
shaft; and he at once refused to venture there … 〃did not
like;〃 as he said; 〃foolen' round them kind o' places;〃 and
let my wife go instead of him; looking on with a grin。
Vanity; where it rules; is usually more heroic: but Irvine
steadily approved himself; and expected others to approve
him; rather looked down upon my wife; and decidedly expected
her to look up to him; on the strength of his superior
prudence。
Yet the strangest part of the whole matter was perhaps this;
that Irvine was as beautiful as a statue。 His features were;
in themselves; perfect; it was only his cloudy; uncouth; and
coarse expression that disfigured them。 So much strength
residing in so spare a frame was proof sufficient of the
accuracy of his shape。 He must have been built somewhat
after the pattern of Jack Sheppard; but the famous
housebreaker; we may be certain; was no lout。 It was by the
extraordinary powers of his mind no less than by the vigour
of his body; that he broke his strong prison with such
imperfect implements; turning the very obstacles to service。
Irvine; in the same case; would have sat down and spat; and
grumbled curses。 He had the soul of a fat sheep; but;
regarded as an artist's model; the exterior of a Greek God。
It was a cruel thought to persons less favoured in their
birth; that this creature; endowed … to use the language of
theatres … with extraordinary 〃means;〃 should so manage to
misemploy them that he looked ugly and almost deformed。 It
was only by an effort of abstraction; and after many days;
that you discovered what he was。
By playing on the oaf's conceit; and standing closely over
him; we got a path made round the corner of the dump to our
door; so that we could come and go with decent ease; and he
even enjoyed the work; for in that there were boulders to be
plucked up bodily; bushes to be uprooted; and other occasions
for athletic display: but cutting wood was a different
matter。 Anybody could cut wood; and; besides; my wife was
tired of supervising him; and had other things to attend to。
And; in short; days went by; and Irvine came daily; and
talked and lounged and spat; but the firewood remained intact
as sleepers on the platform or growing trees upon the
mountainside。 Irvine; as a woodcutter; we could tolerate;
but Irvine as a friend of the family; at so much a day; was
too bald an imposition; and at length; on the afternoon of
the fourth or fifth day of our connection; I explained to
him; as clearly as I could; the light in which I had grown to
regard his presence。 I pointed out to him that I could not
continue to give him a salary for spitting on the floor; and
this expression; which came after a good many others; at last
penetrated his obdurate wits。 He rose at once; and said if
that was the way he was going to be spoke to; he reckoned he
would quit。 And; no one interposing; he departed。
So far; so good。 But we had no firewood。 The next
afternoon; I strolled down to Rufe's and consulted him on the
subject。 It was a very droll interview; in the large; bare
north room of the Silverado Hotel; Mrs。 Hanson's patchwork on
a frame; and Rufe; and his wife; and I; and the oaf himself;
all more or less embarrassed。 Rufe announced there was
nobody in the neighbourhood but Irvine who could do a day's
work for anybody。 Irvine; thereupon; refused to have any
more to do with my service; he 〃wouldn't work no more for a
man as had spoke to him's I had done。〃 I found myself on the
point of the last humiliation … driven to beseech the
creature whom I had just dismissed with insult: but I took
the high hand in despair; said there must be no talk of
Irvine coming back unless matters were to be differently
managed; that I would rather chop firewood for myself than be
fooled; and; in short; the Hansons being eager for the lad's
hire; I so imposed upon them with merely affected resolution;
that they ended by begging me to re…employ him again; on a
solemn promise that he should be more industrious。 The
promise; I am bound to say; was kept。 We soon had a fine
pile of firewood at our door; and if Caliban gave me the cold
shoulder and spared me his conversation; I thought none the
worse of him for that; nor did I find my days much longer for
the deprivation。
The leading spirit of the family was; I am inclined to fancy;
Mrs。 Hanson。 Her social brilliancy somewhat dazzled the
others; and she had more of the small change of sense。 It
was she who faced Kelmar; for instance; and perhaps; if she
had been alone; Kelmar would have had no rule within her
doors。 Rufe; to be sure; had a fine; sober; open…air
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