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you up in lavender in the Castle at Oxford; or to get your legs
made acquainted with the town…stocks。〃
〃That would be but renewing an old intimacy; for Mike's shins and
the town's wooden pinfold have been well known to each other ere
now;〃 said the mercer; 〃but he shall not budge from his wager;
unless he means to pay forfeit。〃
〃Forfeit?〃 said Lambourne; 〃I scorn it。 I value Tony Foster's
wrath no more than a shelled pea…cod; and I will visit his
Lindabrides; by Saint George; be he willing or no!〃
〃I would gladly pay your halves of the risk; sir;〃 said
Tressilian; 〃to be permitted to accompany you on the adventure。〃
〃In what would that advantage you; sir?〃 answered Lambourne。
〃In nothing; sir;〃 said Tressilian; 〃unless to mark the skill and
valour with which you conduct yourself。 I am a traveller who
seeks for strange rencounters and uncommon passages; as the
knights of yore did after adventures and feats of arms。〃
〃Nay; if it pleasures you to see a trout tickled;〃 answered
Lambourne; 〃I care not how many witness my skill。 And so here I
drink success to my enterprise; and he that will not pledge me on
his knees is a rascal; and I will cut his legs off by the
garters!〃
The draught which Michael Lambourne took upon this occasion had
been preceded by so many others; that reason tottered on her
throne。 He swore one or two incoherent oaths at the mercer; who
refused; reasonably enough; to pledge him to a sentiment which
inferred the loss of his own wager。
〃Wilt thou chop logic with me;〃 said Lambourne; 〃thou knave; with
no more brains than are in a skein of ravelled silk? By Heaven;
I will cut thee into fifty yards of galloon lace!〃
But as he attempted to draw his sword for this doughty purpose;
Michael Lambourne was seized upon by the tapster and the
chamberlain; and conveyed to his own apartment; there to sleep
himself sober at his leisure。
The party then broke up; and the guests took their leave; much
more to the contentment of mine host than of some of the company;
who were unwilling to quit good liquor; when it was to be had for
free cost; so long as they were able to sit by it。 They were;
however; compelled to remove; and go at length they did; leaving
Gosling and Tressilian in the empty apartment。
〃By my faith;〃 said the former; 〃I wonder where our great folks
find pleasure; when they spend their means in entertainments; and
in playing mine host without sending in a reckoning。 It is what
I but rarely practise; and whenever I do; by Saint Julian; it
grieves me beyond measure。 Each of these empty stoups now; which
my nephew and his drunken comrades have swilled off; should have
been a matter of profit to one in my line; and I must set them
down a dead loss。 I cannot; for my heart; conceive the pleasure
of noise; and nonsense; and drunken freaks; and drunken quarrels;
and smut; and blasphemy; and so forth; when a man loses money
instead of gaining by it。 And yet many a fair estate is lost in
upholding such a useless course; and that greatly contributes to
the decay of publicans; for who the devil do you think would pay
for drink at the Black Bear; when he can have it for nothing at
my Lord's or the Squire's?〃
Tressilian perceived that the wine had made some impression even
on the seasoned brain of mine host; which was chiefly to be
inferred from his declaiming against drunkenness。 As he himself
had carefully avoided the bowl; he would have availed himself of
the frankness of the moment to extract from Gosling some further
information upon the subject of Anthony Foster; and the lady whom
the mercer had seen in his mansion…house; but his inquiries only
set the host upon a new theme of declamation against the wiles of
the fair sex; in which he brought; at full length; the whole
wisdom of Solomon to reinforce his own。 Finally; he turned his
admonitions; mixed with much objurgation; upon his tapsters and
drawers; who were employed in removing the relics of the
entertainment; and restoring order to the apartment; and at
length; joining example to precept; though with no good success;
he demolished a salver with half a score of glasses; in
attempting to show how such service was done at the Three Cranes
in the Vintry; then the most topping tavern in London。 This last
accident so far recalled him to his better self; that he retired
to his bed; slept sound; and awoke a new man in the morning。
CHAPTER III。
Nay; I'll hold touchthe game shall be play'd out;
It ne'er shall stop for me; this merry wager:
That which I say when gamesome; I'll avouch
In my most sober mood; ne'er trust me else。 THE HAZARD TABLE。
〃And how doth your kinsman; good mine host?〃 said Tressilian;
when Giles Gosling first appeared in the public room; on the
morning following the revel which we described in the last
chapter。 〃Is he well; and will he abide by his wager?〃
〃For well; sir; he started two hours since; and has visited I
know not what purlieus of his old companions; hath but now
returned; and is at this instant breakfasting on new…laid eggs
and muscadine。 And for his wager; I caution you as a friend to
have little to do with that; or indeed with aught that Mike
proposes。 Wherefore; I counsel you to a warm breakfast upon a
culiss; which shall restore the tone of the stomach; and let my
nephew and Master Goldthred swagger about their wager as they
list。〃
〃It seems to me; mine host;〃 said Tressilian; 〃that you know not
well what to say about this kinsman of yours; and that you can
neither blame nor commend him without some twinge of conscience。〃
〃You have spoken truly; Master Tressilian;〃 replied Giles
Gosling。 〃There is Natural Affection whimpering into one ear;
'Giles; Giles; why wilt thou take away the good name of thy own
nephew? Wilt thou defame thy sister's son; Giles Gosling? wilt
thou defoul thine own nest; dishonour thine own blood?' And then;
again; comes Justice; and says; 'Here is a worthy guest as ever
came to the bonny Black Bear; one who never challenged a
reckoning' (as I say to your face you never did; Master
Tressiliannot that you have had cause); 'one who knows not why
he came; so far as I can see; or when he is going away; and wilt
thou; being a publican; having paid scot and lot these thirty
years in the town of Cumnor; and being at this instant head…
borough; wilt thou suffer this guest of guests; this man of men;
this six…hooped pot (as I may say) of a traveller; to fall into
the meshes of thy nephew; who is known for a swasher and a
desperate Dick; a carder and a dicer; a professor of the seven
damnable sciences; if ever man took degrees in them?' No; by
Heaven! I might wink; and let him catch such a small butterfly
as Goldthred; but thou; my guest; shall be forewarned; forearmed;
so thou wilt but listen to thy trusty host。〃
〃Why; mine host; thy counsel shall not be cast away;〃 replied
Tressilian; 〃however; I must uphold my share in this wager;
having once passed my word to that effect。 But lend me; I pray;
some of thy counsel。 This Foster; who or what is he; and why
makes he such mystery of his female inmate?〃
〃Troth;〃 replied Gosling; 〃I can add but little to what you heard
last night。 He was one of Queen Mary's Papists; and now he is
one of Queen Elizabeth's Protestants; he was an onhanger of the
Abbot of Abingdon; and now he lives as master of the Manor…house。
Above all; he was poor; and is rich。 Folk talk of private
apartments in his old waste mansion…house; bedizened fine enough
to serve the Queen; God bless her! Some men think he found a
treasure in the orchard; some that he sold himself to the devil
for treasure; and some say that he cheated the abbot out of the
church plate; which was hidden in the old Manor…house at the
Reformation。 Rich; however; he is; and God and his conscience;
with the devil perhaps besides; only know how he came by it。 He
has sulky ways toobreaking off intercourse with all that are of
the place; as if he had either some strange secret to keep; or
held himself to be made of another clay than we are。 I think it
likely my kinsman and he will quarrel; if Mike thrust his
acquaintance on him; and I am sorry that you; my worthy Master
Tressilian; will still think of going in my nephew's company。〃
Tressilian again answered him; that he would proceed with great
caution; and that he should have no fears on his account; in
short; he bestowed on him all the customary assurances with which
those who are determined on a rash action are wont to parry the
advice of their friends。
Meantime; the traveller accepted the landlord's invitation; and
had just finished the excellent breakfast; which was served to
him and Gosling by pretty Cicely; the beauty of the bar; when the
hero of the preceding night; Michael Lambourne; entered the
apartment。 His toilet had apparently cost him some labour; for
his clothes; which differed from those he wore on his journey;
were of the newest fashion; and put on with great attention to
the display of his person。
〃By my faith; uncle;〃 said the gallant; 〃you made a wet night of
it; and I feel it followed by a dry morning。 I will pledge you
willingly in a cup of bastard