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stood in his doorway and raised his eyes to the quiet blue sky; and audibly
propounded this riddle to himself:
〃What is the connection between the naked back of a certain boy with a
greatcoat on and a salt…pot under his arm; and the tip of a horsewhip?
Answer: No connection at present; but there will be soon。〃
Bonaparte was so pleased with this sally of his wit that he chuckled a
little and went to lie down on his bed。
There was bread…baking that afternoon; and there was a fire lighted in the
brick oven behind the house; and Tant Sannie had left the great wooden…
elbowed chair in which she passed her life; and waddled out to look at it。
Not far off was Waldo; who; having thrown a pail of food into the pigsty;
now leaned over the sod wall looking at the pigs。 Half of the sty was dry;
but the lower half was a pool of mud; on the edge of which the mother sow
lay with closed eyes; her ten little ones sucking; the father pig; knee…
deep in the mud; stood running his snout into a rotten pumpkin and
wriggling his curled tail。
Waldo wondered dreamily as he stared why they were pleasant to look at。
Taken singly they were not beautiful; taken together they were。 Was it not
because there was a certain harmony about them? The old sow was suited to
the little pigs; and the little pigs to their mother; the old boar to the
rotten pumpkin; and all to the mud。 They suggested the thought of nothing
that should be added; of nothing that should be taken away。 And; he
wondered on vaguely; was not that the secret of all beauty; that you who
look on So he stood dreaming; and leaned further and further over the
sod wall; and looked at the pigs。
All this time Bonaparte Blenkins was sloping down from the house in an
aimless sort of way; but he kept one eye fixed on the pigsty; and each
gyration brought him nearer to it。 Waldo stood like a thing asleep when
Bonaparte came close up to him。
In old days; when a small boy; playing in an Irish street…gutter; he;
Bonaparte; had been familiarly known among his comrades under the title of
Tripping Ben; this; from the rare ease and dexterity with which; by merely
projecting his foot; he could precipitate any unfortunate companion on to
the crown of his head。 Years had elapsed; and Tripping Ben had become
Bonaparte; but the old gift was in him still。 He came close to the pigsty。
All the defunct memories of his boyhood returned on him in a flood; as;
with an adroit movement; he inserted his leg between Waldo and the wall and
sent him over into the pigsty。
The little pigs were startled at the strange intruder; and ran behind their
mother; who sniffed at him。 Tant Sannie smote her hands together and
laughed; but Bonaparte was far from joining her。 Lost in reverie; he gazed
at the distant horizon。
The sudden reversal of head and feet had thrown out the volume that Waldo
carried in his breast。 Bonaparte picked it up and began to inspect it; as
the boy climbed slowly over the wall。 He would have walked off sullenly;
but he wanted his book; and he waited until it should be given him。
〃Ha!〃 said Bonaparte; raising his eyes from the leaves of the book which he
was examining; 〃I hope your coat has not been injured; it is of an elegant
cut。 An heirloom; I presume; from your paternal grandfather? It looks
nice now。〃
〃Oh; Lord! oh! Lord!〃 cried Tant Sannie; laughing and holding her sides;
how the child looksas though he thought the mud would never wash off。
Oh; Lord; I shall die! You; Bonaparte; are the funniest man I ever saw。〃
Bonaparte Blenkins was now carefully inspecting the volume he had picked
up。 Among the subjects on which the darkness of his understanding had been
enlightened during his youth; Political Economy had not been one。 He was
not; therefore; very clear as to what the nature of the book might be; and
as the name of the writer; J。S。 Mill; might; for anything he knew to the
contrary; have belonged to a venerable member of the British and Foreign
Bible Society; it by no means threw light upon the question。 He was not in
any way sure that Political Economy had nothing to do with the cheapest way
of procuring clothing for the army and navy; which would be certainly both
a political and economical subject。
But Bonaparte soon came to a conclusion as to the nature of the book and
its contents; by the application of a simple rule now largely acted upon;
but which; becoming universal; would save much thought and valuable time。
It is of marvellous simplicity; of infinite utility; of universal
applicability。 It may easily be committed to memory and runs thus:
Whenever you come into contact with any book; person; or opinion of which
you absolutely comprehend nothing; declare that book; person or opinion to
be immoral。 Bespatter it; vituperate against it; strongly insist that any
man or woman harbouring it is a fool or a knave; or both。 Carefully
abstain from studying it。 Do all that in you lies to annihilate that book;
person; or opinion。
Acting on this rule; so wide in its comprehensiveness; so beautifully
simple in its working; Bonaparte approached Tant Sannie with the book in
his hand。 Waldo came a step nearer; eyeing it like a dog whose young has
fallen into evil hands。
〃This book;〃 said Bonaparte; 〃is not a fit and proper study for a young and
immature mind。〃
Tant Sannie did not understand a word; and said:
〃What?〃
〃This book;〃 said Bonaparte; bringing down his finger with energy on the
cover; 〃this book is sleg; sleg; Davel; Davel!〃
Tant Sannie perceived from the gravity of his countenance that it was no
laughing matter。 From the words 〃sleg〃 and 〃Davel〃 she understood that the
book was evil; and had some connection with the prince who pulls the wires
of evil over the whole earth。
〃Where did you get this book?〃 she asked; turning her twinkling little eyes
on Waldo。 〃I wish that my legs may be as thin as an Englishman's if it
isn't one of your father's。 He had more sins than all the Kaffers in
Kafferland; for all that he pretended to be so good all those years; and to
live without a wife because he was thinking of the one that was dead! As
though ten dead wives could make up for one fat one with arms and legs!〃
cried Tant Sannie; snorting。
〃It was not my father's book;〃 said the boy savagely。 〃I got it from your
loft。〃
〃My loft! my book! How dare you?〃 cried Tant Sannie。
〃It was Em's father's。 She gave it me;〃 he muttered more sullenly。
〃Give it here。 What is the name of it? What is it about?〃 she asked;
putting her finger upon the title。
Bonaparte understood。
〃Political Economy;〃 he said slowly。
〃Dear Lord!〃 said Tant Sannie; 〃cannot one hear from the very sound what an
ungodly book it is! One can hardly say the name。 Haven't we got curses
enough on this farm?〃 cried Tant Sannie; eloquently; 〃my best imported
Merino ram dying of nobody knows what; and the short…horn cow casting her
two calves; and the sheep eaten up with the scab and the drought? And is
this a time to bring ungodly things about the place; to call down the
vengeance of Almighty God to punish us more? Didn't the minister tell me
when I was confirmed not to read any book except my Bible and hymn…book;
that the devil was in all the rest? And I never have read any other book;〃
said Tant Sannie with virtuous energy; 〃and I never will!〃
Waldo saw that the fate of his book was sealed; and turned sullenly on his
heel。
〃So you will not stay to hear what I say!〃 cried Tant Sannie。 〃There; take
your Polity…gollity…gominy; your devil's book!〃 she cried; flinging the
book at his head with much energy。
It merely touched his forehead on one side and fell to the ground。
〃Go on;〃 she cried; 〃I know you are going to talk to yourself。 People who
talk to themselves always talk to the devil。 Go and tell him all about it。
Go; go! run!〃 cried Tant Sannie。
But the boy neither quickened nor slackened his pace; and passed sullenly
round the back of the wagon…house。
Books have been thrown at other heads before and since that summer
afternoon; by hands more white and delicate than those of the Boer…woman;
but whether the result of the process has been in any case wholly
satisfactory; may be questioned。 We love that with a peculiar tenderness;
we treasure it with a peculiar care; it has for us quite a fictitious
value; for which we have suffered。 If we may not carry it anywhere else we
will carry it in our hearts; and always to the end。
Bonaparte Blenkins went to pick up the volume; now loosened from its cover;
while Tant Sannie pushed the stumps of wood further into the oven。
Bonaparte came close to her; tapped the book knowingly; nodded; and looked
at the fire。 Tant Sannie comprehended; and; taking the volume from his
hand; threw it into the back of the oven。 It lay upon the heap of coals;
smoked; fl