the complete plays-第94节
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NICE。 Yesone of them。
SPAR。 Which one。
NICE。 The one she doesn't wink with。
SPAR。 Well； I was engaged to her for six months and if she still
makes eyes at me； you must attribute it to force of habit。
Besidesrememberwe are only half…married at present。
NICE。 I suppose you mean that you are going to treat me as
shamefully as you treated her。 Very well； break it off if you
like。 I shall not offer any objection。 Thespis used to be very
attentive to me。 I'd just as soon be a manager's wife as a fifth…
rate actor's。
＇Chorus heard； at first below； then enter Daphne； Pretteia；
Preposteros； Stupidas； Tipseion； Cymon； and other members of
Thespis's company climbing over rocks at back。 All carry small
baskets。＇
CHO。 ＇with dance＇ Climbing over rocky mountain
Skipping rivulet and fountain；
Passing where the willows quiver
By the ever rolling river；
Swollen with the summer rain。
Threading long and leafy mazes；
Dotted with unnumbered daisies；
Scaling rough and rugged passes；
Climb the hearty lads and lasses；
Til the mountain…top they gain。
FIRST VOICE。 Fill the cup and tread the measure
Make the most of fleeting leisure。
Hail it as a true ally
Though it perish bye and bye。
SECOND VOICE。 Every moment brings a treasure
Of its own especial pleasure；
Though the moments quickly die；
Greet them gaily as they fly。
THIRD VOICE。 Far away from grief and care；
High up in the mountain air；
Let us live and reign alone；
In a world that's all our own。
FOURTH VOICE。 Here enthroned in the sky；
Far away from mortal eye；
We'll be gods and make decrees；
Those may honor them who please。
CHO。 Fill the cup and tread the measure。。。etc。
＇After Chorus and Couples enter； Thespis climbing over rocks＇
THES。 Bless you； my people； bless you。 Let the revels commence。
After all； for thorough； unconstrained unconventional enjoyment
give me a picnic。
PREP。 ＇very gloomily＇ Give him a picnic； somebody。
THES。 Be quiet； Preposteros。 Don't interrupt。
PREP。 Ha。 Ha。 Shut up again。 But no matter。
＇Stupidas endeavors； in pantomime； to reconcile him。 Throughout
the scene Prep shows symptoms of breaking out into a furious
passion； and Stupidas does all he can to pacify and restrain
him。＇
THES。 The best of a picnic is that everybody contributes what he
pleases； and nobody knows what anybody else has brought til the
last moment。 Now； unpack everybody and let's see what there is
for everybody。
NICE。 I have brought youa bottle of soda waterfor the claret…
cup。
DAPH。 I have brought youlettuce for the lobster salad。
SPAR。 A piece of icefor the claret…cup。
PRETT。 A bottle of vinegarfor the lobster salad。
CYMON。 A bunch of burrage for the claret…cup。
TIPS。 A hard boiled eggfor the lobster salad。
STUP。 One lump of sugar for the claret…cup。
PREP。 He has brought one lump of sugar for the claret…cup？ Ha。
Ha。 Ha。 ＇laughing melodramatically＇
STUP。 Well； Preposteros； what have you brought？
PREP。 I have brought two lumps of the very best salt for the
lobster salad。
THES。 Ohis that all？
PREP。 All。 Ha。 Ha。 He asks if it is all。 ｛Stup。 consoles him＇
THES。 But； I saythis is capital so far as it goes。 Nothing
could be better； but it doesn't go far enough。 The claret； for
instance。 I don't insist on claretor a lobsterI don't insist
on lobster； but a lobster salad without a lobster； why it isn't
lobster salad。 Here； Tipseion。
TIP。 ＇a very drunken； bloated fellow； dressed； however； with
scrupulous accuracy and wearing a large medal around his neck＇ My
master。 ＇Falls on his knees to Thes。 and kisses his robe。＇
THES。 Get updon't be a fool。 Where's the claret？ We arranged
last week that you were to see to that。
TIPS。 True； dear master。 But then I was a drunkard。
THES。 You were。
TIPS。 You engaged me to play convivial parts on the strength of
my personal appearance。
THES。 I did。
TIPS。 Then you found that my habits interfered with my duties as
low comedian。
THES。 True。
TIPS。 You said yesterday that unless I took the pledge you would
dismiss me from your company。
THES。 Quite so。
TIPS。 Good。 I have taken it。 It is all I have taken since
yesterday。 My preserver。 ＇embraces him＇
THES。 Yes； but where's the wine？
TIPS。 I left it behind that I might not be tempted to violate my
pledge。
PREP。 Minion。 ＇Attempts to get at him； is restrained by Stupidas＇
THES。 Now； Preposteros； what is the matter with you？
PREP。 It is enough that I am down…trodden in my profession。 I
will not submit to imposition out of it。 It is enough that as
your heavy villain I get the worst of it every night in a combat
of six。 I will not submit to insult in the day time。 I have come
out。 Ha。 Ha。 to enjoy myself。
THES。 But look here； you knowvirtue only triumphs at night from
seven to tenvice gets the best of it during the other twenty
one hours。 Won't that satisfy you？ ＇Stupidas endeavours to
pacify him。＇
PREP。 ＇Irritated to Stupidas＇ Ye are odious to my sight。 Get out
of it。
STUP。 ＇In great terror＇ What have I done？
THES。 Now what is it。 Preposteros； what is it？
PREP。 I a hate him and would have his life。
THES。 ＇to Stup。＇ That's ithe hates you and would have your
life。 Now go and be merry。
STUP。 Yes； but why does he hate me？
THES。 Ohexactly。 ＇to Prep。＇ Why do you hate him？
PREP。 Because he is a minion。
THES。 He hates you because you are a minion。 It explains itself。
Now go and enjoy yourselves。 Ha。 Ha。 It is well for those who can
laughlet them do sothere is no extra charge。 The light…
hearted cup and the convivial jest for thembut for mewhat is
there for me？
SILLI。 There is some claret…cup and lobster salad ＇handing some＇
THES。 ＇taking it＇ Thank you。 ＇Resuming＇ What is there for me but
anxietyceaseless gnawing anxiety that tears at my very vitals
and rends my peace of mind asunder？ There is nothing whatever
for me but anxiety of the nature I have just described。 The
charge of these thoughtless revellers is my unhappy lot。 It is
not a small charge； and it is rightly termed a lot because there
are many。 Oh why did the gods make me a manager？
SILL。 ＇as guessing a riddle＇ Why did the gods make him a manager？
SPAR。 Why did the gods make him a manager。
DAPH。 Why did the gods make him a manager？
PRETT。 Why did the gods make him a manager？
THES。 Nonowhat are you talking about？ What do you mean？
DAPH。 I've got itno don't tell us。
ALL。 Nonobecausebecause
THES。 ＇annoyed＇ It isn't a conundrum。 It's misanthropical
question。
DAPH。 ＇Who is sitting with Spar。 to the annoyance of Nice。 who is
crying alone＇ I'm sure I don't know。 We do not want you。 Don't
distress yourself on our accountwe are getting on very
comfortablyaren't we Sparkeion。
SPAR。 We are so happy that we don't miss the lobster or the
claret。 What are lobster and claret compared with the society of
those we love？ ＇embracing Daphne。＇
DAPH。 Why； Nicemis； love； you are eating nothing。 Aren't you
happy dear？
NICE。 ＇spitefully＇ You are quite welcome to my share of
everything。 I intend to console myself with the society of my
manager。 ＇takes Thespis' arm affectionately＇。
THES。 Here I saythis won't do； you knowI can't allow itat
least before my companybesides； you are half…married to
Sparkeion。 Sparkeion； here's your half…wife impairing my
influence before my company。 Don't you know the story of the
gentleman who undermined his influence by associating with his
inferiors？
ALL。 Yes； yeswe know it。
PREP。 ＇formally＇ I do not know it。 It's ever thus。 Doomed to
disappointment from my earliest years。 ＇Stup。 endeavours to
console him＇
THES。 Therethat's enough。 Preposterosyou shall hear it。
I once knew a chap who discharged a function
On the North South East West Diddlesex Junction。
He was conspicuous exceeding；
For his affable ways； and his easy breeding。
Although a chairman of directions；
He was hand in glove with the ticket inspectors。
He tipped the guards with brand new fivers；
And sang little songs to the engine drivers。
'Twas told to me with great compunction；
By one who had discharged with unction
A chairman of directors function
On the North South East West Diddlesex Junction。
Fol diddle； lol diddle； lol lol lay。
Each Christmas day he gave each stoker
A silver shovel and a golden poker。
He'd button holw flowers for the ticket sorters
And rich Bath…buns for the outside porters。
He'd moun the clerks on his first…class hunters；
And he build little villas for the road…side shunters；
And if any were fond of pigeon shooting；
He'd ask them down to his place at T
