the island pharisees-第32节
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a distinguished air of meanness; disconcerted him one day by
remarking of an unknown person; 〃A half…bred lookin' chap; did n't
seem to know his mind。〃 Shelton was harassed by a horrid doubt。
Everything seemed divided into classes; carefully docketed and
valued。 For instance; a Briton was of more value than a man; and
wives than women。 Those things or phases of life with which people
had no personal acquaintance were regarded with a faint amusement and
a certain disapproval。 The principles of the upper class; in fact;
were strictly followed。
He was in that hypersenstive and nervous state favourable for
recording currents foreign to itself。 Things he had never before
noticed now had profound effect on him; such as the tone in which men
spoke of womennot precisely with hostility; nor exactly with
contempt best; perhaps; described as cultured jeering; never; of
course; when men spoke of their own wives; mothers; sisters; or
immediate friends; but merely when they spoke of any other women。 He
reflected upon this; and came to the conclusion that; among the upper
classes; each man's own property was holy; while other women were
created to supply him with gossip; jests; and spice。 Another thing
that struck him was the way in which the war then going on was made
into an affair of class。 In their view it was a baddish business;
because poor hack Blank and Peter Blank…Blank had lost their lives;
and poor Teddy Blank had now one arm instead of two。 Humanity in
general was omitted; but not the upper classes; nor; incidentally;
the country which belonged to them。 For there they were; all seated
in a row; with eyes fixed on the horizon of their lawns。
Late one evening; billiards and music being over and the ladies gone;
Shelton returned from changing to his smoking…suit; and dropped into
one of the great arm…chairs that even in summer made a semicircle
round the fendered hearth。 Fresh from his good…night parting with
Antonia; he sat perhaps ten minutes before he began to take in all
the figures in their parti…coloured smoking jackets; cross…legged;
with glasses in their hands; and cigars between their teeth。
The man in the next chair roused him by putting down his tumbler with
a tap; and seating himself upon the cushioned fender。 Through the
mist of smoke; with shoulders hunched; elbows and knees crooked out;
cigar protruding; beak…ways; below his nose; and the crimson collar
of his smoking jacket buttoned close as plumage on his breast; he
looked a little like a gorgeous bird。
〃They do you awfully well;〃 he said。
A voice from the chair on Shelton's right replied;
〃They do you better at Verado's。〃
〃The Veau d'Or 's the best place; they give you Turkish baths for
nothing!〃 drawled a fat man with a tiny mouth。
The suavity of this pronouncement enfolded all as with a blessing。
And at once; as if by magic; in the old; oak…panelled room; the world
fell naturally into its three departments: that where they do you
well; that where they do you better; and that where they give you
Turkish baths for nothing。
〃If you want Turkish baths;〃 said a tall youth with clean red face;
who had come into the room; and stood; his mouth a little open; and
long feet jutting with sweet helplessness in front of him; 〃you
should go; you know; to Buda Pesth; most awfully rippin' there。〃
Shelton saw an indescribable appreciation rise on every face; as
though they had been offered truffles or something equally delicious。
〃Oh no; Poodles;〃 said the man perched on the fender。 〃A Johnny I
know tells me they 're nothing to Sofia。〃 His face was transfigured
by the subtle gloating of a man enjoying vice by proxy。
〃Ah!〃 drawled the small…mouthed man; 〃there 's nothing fit to hold a
candle to Baghda…ad。〃
Once again his utterance enfolded all as with a blessing; and once
again the world fell into its three departments: that where they do
you well; that where they do you better; andBaghdad。
Shelton thought to himself: 〃Why don't I know a place that's better
than Baghdad?〃
He felt so insignificant。 It seemed that he knew none of these
delightful spots; that he was of no use to any of his fellow…men;
though privately he was convinced that all these speakers were as。
ignorant as himself; and merely found it warming to recall such
things as they had heard; with that peculiar gloating look。 Alas!
his anecdotes would never earn for him that prize of persons in
society; the label of a 〃good chap〃 and 〃sportsman。〃
〃Have you ever been in Baghdad?〃 he feebly asked。
The fat man did not answer; he had begun an anecdote; and in his
broad expanse of face his tiny mouth writhed like a caterpillar。 The
anecdote was humorous。
With the exception of Antonia; Shelton saw but little of the ladies;
for; following the well…known custom of the country house; men and
women avoided each other as much as might be。 They met at meals; and
occasionally joined in tennis and in croquet; otherwise it seemed
almost Orientallyagreed that they were better kept apart。
Chancing one day to enter the withdrawing room; while searching for
Antonia; he found that he had lighted on a feminine discussion; he
would have beaten a retreat; of course; but it seemed too obvious
that he was merely looking for his fiancee; so; sitting down; he
listened。
The Honourable Charlotte Penguin; still knitting a silk tiethe
sixth since that she had been knitting at Hyeressat on the low
window…seat close to a hydrangea; the petals of whose round flowers
almost kissed her sanguine cheek。 Her eyes were fixed with languid
aspiration on the lady who was speaking。 This was a square woman of
medium height; with grey hair brushed from her low forehead; the
expression of whose face was brisk and rather cross。 She was
standing with a book; as if delivering a sermon。 Had she been a man
she might have been described as a bright young man of business; for;
though grey; she never could be old; nor ever lose the power of
forming quick decisions。 Her features and her eyes were prompt and
slightly hard; tinged with faith fanatical in the justice of her
judgments; and she had that fussy simpleness of dress which indicates
the right to meddle。 Not red; not white; neither yellow nor quite
blue; her complexion was suffused with a certain mixture of these
colours; adapted to the climate; and her smile had a strange sour
sweetness; like nothing but the flavour of an apple on the turn。
〃I don't care what they tell you;〃 she was sayingnot offensively;
though her voice seemed to imply that she had no time to waste in
pleasing〃 in all my dealings with them I've found it best to treat
them quite like children。〃
A lady; behind the Times; smiled; her mouthindeed; her whole hard;
handsome facewas reminiscent of dappled rocking…horses found in the
Soho Bazaar。 She crossed her feet; and some rich and silk stuff
rustled。 Her whole personality seemed to creak as; without looking;
she answered in harsh tones:
〃I find the poor are most delightful persons。〃
Sybil Dennant; seated on the sofa; with a feathery laugh shot a
barking terrier dog at Shelton。
〃Here's Dick;〃 she said。 〃Well; Dick; what's your opinion?〃
Shelton looked around him; scared。 The elder ladies who had spoken
had fixed their eyes on him; and in their gaze he read his utter
insignificance。
〃Oh; that young man!〃 they seemed to say。 〃Expect a practical remark
from him? Now; come!〃
〃Opinion;〃 he stammered; 〃of the poor? I haven't any。〃
The person on her feet; whose name was Mrs。 Mattock; directing her
peculiar sweet…sour smile at the distinguished lady with the Times;
said:
〃Perhaps you 've not had experience of them in London; Lady
Bonington?〃
Lady Bonington; in answer; rustled。
〃Oh; do tell us about the slums; Mrs。 Mattock!〃 cried Sybil。
〃Slumming must be splendid! It's so deadly herenothing but flannel
petticoats。〃
〃The poor; my dear;〃 began Mrs。 Mattock; 〃are not the least bit what
you think them…〃
〃Oh; d' you know; I think they're rather nice!〃 broke in Aunt
Charlotte close to the hydrangea。
〃You think so?〃 said Mrs。 Mattock sharply。 〃I find they do nothing
but grumble。〃
〃They don't grumble at me: they are delightful persons〃; and Lady
Bonington gave Shelton a grim smile。
He could not help thinking that to grumble in the presence of that
rich; despotic personality would require a superhuman courage。
〃They're the most ungrateful people in the world;〃 said Mrs。 Mattock。
〃Why; then;〃 thought Shelton; 〃do you go amongst them?〃
She continued; 〃One must do them good; one; must do one's duty; but
as to getting thanks…〃
Lady Bonington sardonically said;
〃Poor things! they have a lot to bear。〃
〃The little children!〃 murmured Aunt Charlotte; with a flushing
cheek and shining eyes; 〃