the hunting of the snark-第3节
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To charm it with smiles and soap！
〃For the Snark's a peculiar creature； that won't
Be caught in a commonplace way。
Do all that you know； and try all that you don't：
Not a chance must be wasted to…day！
〃For England expectsI forbear to proceed：
'Tis a maxim tremendous； but trite：
And you'd best be unpacking the things that you need
To rig yourselves out for the fight。〃
Then the Banker endorsed a blank check （which he crossed）；
And changed his loose silver for notes。
The Baker with care combed his whiskers and hair；
And shook the dust out of his coats。
The Boots and the Broker were sharpening a spade
Each working the grindstone in turn：
But the Beaver went on making lace； and displayed
No interest in the concern：
Though the Barrister tried to appeal to its pride；
And vainly proceeded to cite
A number of cases； in which making laces
Had been proved an infringement of right。
The maker of Bonnets ferociously planned
A novel arrangement of bows：
While the Billiard…marker with quivering hand
Was chalking the tip of his nose。
But the Butcher turned nervous； and dressed himself fine；
With yellow kid gloves and a ruff
Said he felt it exactly like going to dine；
Which the Bellman declared was all 〃stuff。〃
〃Introduce me； now there's a good fellow；〃 he said；
〃If we happen to meet it together！〃
And the Bellman； sagaciously nodding his head；
Said 〃That must depend on the weather。〃
The Beaver went simply galumphing about；
At seeing the Butcher so shy：
And even the Baker； though stupid and stout；
Made an effort to wink with one eye。
〃Be a man！〃 said the Bellman in wrath； as he heard
The Butcher beginning to sob。
〃Should we meet with a Jubjub； that desperate bird；
We shall need all our strength for the job！〃
Fit the Fifth
THE BEAVER'S LESSON
They sought it with thimbles； they sought it with care；
They pursued it with forks and hope；
They threatened its life with a railway…share；
They charmed it with smiles and soap。
Then the Butcher contrived an ingenious plan
For making a separate sally；
And fixed on a spot unfrequented by man；
A dismal and desolate valley。
But the very same plan to the Beaver occurred：
It had chosen the very same place：
Yet neither betrayed； by a sign or a word；
The disgust that appeared in his face。
Each thought he was thinking of nothing but 〃Snark〃
And the glorious work of the day；
And each tried to pretend that he did not remark
That the other was going that way。
But the valley grew narrow and narrower still；
And the evening got darker and colder；
Till （merely from nervousness； not from goodwill）
They marched along shoulder to shoulder。
Then a scream； shrill and high； rent the shuddering sky；
And they knew that some danger was near：
The Beaver turned pale to the tip of its tail；
And even the Butcher felt queer。
He thought of his childhood； left far far behind
That blissful and innocent state
The sound so exactly recalled to his mind
A pencil that squeaks on a slate！
〃'Tis the voice of the Jubjub！〃 he suddenly cried。
（This man； that they used to call 〃Dunce。〃）
〃As the Bellman would tell you；〃 he added with pride；
〃I have uttered that sentiment once。
〃'Tis the note of the Jubjub！ Keep count； I entreat；
You will find I have told it you twice。
'Tis the song of the Jubjub！ The proof is complete；
If only I've stated it thrice。〃
The Beaver had counted with scrupulous care；
Attending to every word：
But it fairly lost heart； and outgrabe in despair；
When the third repetition occurred。
It felt that； in spite of all possible pains；
It had somehow contrived to lose count；
And the only thing now was to rack its poor brains
By reckoning up the amount。
〃Two added to oneif that could but be done；〃
It said； 〃with one's fingers and thumbs！〃
Recollecting with tears how； in earlier years；
It had taken no pains with its sums。
〃The thing can be done；〃 said the Butcher； 〃I think。
The thing must be done； I am sure。
The thing shall be done！ Bring me paper and ink；
The best there is time to procure。〃
The Beaver brought paper；portfolio； pens；
And ink in unfailing supplies：
While strange creepy creatures came out of their dens；
And watched them with wondering eyes。
So engrossed was the Butcher； he heeded them not；
As he wrote with a pen in each hand；
And explained all the while in a popular style
Which the Beaver could well understand。
〃Taking Three as the subject to reason about
A convenient number to state
We add Seven； and Ten； and then multiply out
By One Thousand diminished by Eight。
〃The result we proceed to divide； as you see；
By Nine Hundred and Ninety Two：
Then subtract Seventeen； and the answer must be
Exactly and perfectly true。
〃The method employed I would gladly explain；
While I have it so clear in my head；
If I had but the time and you had but the brain
But much yet remains to be said。
〃In one moment I've seen what has hitherto been
Enveloped in absolute mystery；
And without extra charge I will give you at large
A Lesson in Natural History。〃
In his genial way he proceeded to say
（Forgetting all laws of propriety；
And that giving instruction； without introduction；
Would have caused quite a thrill in Society）；
〃As to temper the Jubjub's a desperate bird；
Since it lives in perpetual passion：
Its taste in costume is entirely absurd
It is ages ahead of the fashion：
〃But it knows any friend it has met once before：
It never will look at a bride：
And in charity…meetings it stands at the door；
And collectsthough it does not subscribe。
〃 Its flavor when cooked is more exquisite far
Than mutton； or oysters； or eggs：
（Some think it keeps best in an ivory jar；
And some； in mahogany kegs：）
〃You boil it in sawdust： you salt it in glue：
You condense it with locusts and tape：
Still keeping one principal object in view
To preserve its symmetrical shape。〃
The Butcher would gladly have talked till next day；
But he felt that the lesson must end；
And he wept with delight in attempting to say
He considered the Beaver his friend。
While the Beaver confessed； with affectionate looks
More eloquent even than tears；
It had learned in ten minutes far more than all books
Would have taught it in seventy years。
They returned hand…in…hand； and the Bellman； unmanned
（For a moment） with noble emotion；
Said 〃This amply repays all the wearisome days
We have spent on the billowy ocean！〃
Such friends； as the Beaver and Butcher became；
Have seldom if ever been known；
In winter or summer； 'twas always the same
You could never meet either alone。
And when quarrels aroseas one frequently finds
Quarrels will； spite of every endeavor
The song of the Jubjub recurred to their minds；
And cemented their friendship for ever！
Fit the Sixth
THE BARRISTER'S DREAM
They sought it with thimbles； they sought it with care；
They pursued it with forks and hope；
They threatened its life with a railway…share；
They charmed it with smiles and soap。
But the Barrister； weary of proving in vain
That the Beaver's lace…making was wrong；
Fell asleep； and in dreams saw the creature quite plain
That his fancy had dwelt on so long。
He dreamed that he stood in a shadowy Court；
Where the Snark； with a glass in its eye；
Dressed in gown； bands； and wig； was defending a pig
On the charge of deserting its sty。
The Witnesses proved； without e
