the hunting of the snark-第2节
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And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be
A map they could all understand。
〃What's the good of Mercator's North Poles and Equators；
Tropics； Zones； and Meridian Lines？〃
So the Bellman would cry： and the crew would reply
〃They are merely conventional signs！
〃Other maps are such shapes； with their islands and capes！
But we've got our brave Captain to thank：
（So the crew would protest） 〃that he's bought us the best
A perfect and absolute blank！〃
This was charming； no doubt； but they shortly found out
That the Captain they trusted so well
Had only one notion for crossing the ocean；
And that was to tingle his bell。
He was thoughtful and gravebut the orders he gave
Were enough to bewilder a crew。
When he cried 〃Steer to starboard； but keep her head larboard！〃
What on earth was the helmsman to do？
Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes：
A thing； as the Bellman remarked；
That frequently happens in tropical climes；
When a vessel is； so to speak； 〃snarked。〃
But the principal failing occurred in the sailing；
And the Bellman； perplexed and distressed；
Said he had hoped； at least； when the wind blew due East；
That the ship would not travel due West！
But the danger was pastthey had landed at last；
With their boxes； portmanteaus； and bags：
Yet at first sight the crew were not pleased with the view；
Which consisted to chasms and crags。
The Bellman perceived that their spirits were low；
And repeated in musical tone
Some jokes he had kept for a season of woe
But the crew would do nothing but groan。
He served out some grog with a liberal hand；
And bade them sit down on the beach：
And they could not but own that their Captain looked grand；
As he stood and delivered his speech。
〃Friends； Romans； and countrymen； lend me your ears！〃
（They were all of them fond of quotations：
So they drank to his health； and they gave him three cheers；
While he served out additional rations）。
〃We have sailed many months； we have sailed many weeks；
（Four weeks to the month you may mark）；
But never as yet （'tis your Captain who speaks）
Have we caught the least glimpse of a Snark！
〃We have sailed many weeks； we have sailed many days；
（Seven days to the week I allow）；
But a Snark； on the which we might lovingly gaze；
We have never beheld till now！
〃Come； listen； my men； while I tell you again
The five unmistakable marks
By which you may know； wheresoever you go；
The warranted genuine Snarks。
〃Let us take them in order。 The first is the taste；
Which is meager and hollow； but crisp：
Like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist；
With a flavor of Will…o…the…wisp。
〃Its habit of getting up late you'll agree
That it carries too far； when I say
That it frequently breakfasts at five…o'clock tea；
And dines on the following day。
〃The third is its slowness in taking a jest。
Should you happen to venture on one；
It will sigh like a thing that is deeply distressed：
And it always looks grave at a pun。
〃The fourth is its fondness for bathing…machines；
Which is constantly carries about；
And believes that they add to the beauty of scenes
A sentiment open to doubt。
〃The fifth is ambition。 It next will be right
To describe each particular batch：
Distinguishing those that have feathers； and bite；
And those that have whiskers； and scratch。
〃For； although common Snarks do no manner of harm；
Yet； I feel it my duty to say；
Some are Boojums〃 The Bellman broke off in alarm；
For the Baker had fainted away。
Fit the Third
THE BAKER'S TALE
They roused him with muffinsthey roused him with ice
They roused him with mustard and cress
They roused him with jam and judicious advice
They set him conundrums to guess。
When at length he sat up and was able to speak；
His sad story he offered to tell；
And the Bellman cried 〃Silence！ Not even a shriek！〃
And excitedly tingled his bell。
There was silence supreme！ Not a shriek； not a scream；
Scarcely even a howl or a groan；
As the man they called 〃Ho！〃 told his story of woe
In an antediluvian tone。
〃My father and mother were honest； though poor〃
〃Skip all that！〃 cried the Bellman in haste。
〃If it once becomes dark； there's no chance of a Snark
We have hardly a minute to waste！〃
〃I skip forty years；〃 said the Baker； in tears；
〃And proceed without further remark
To the day when you took me aboard of your ship
To help you in hunting the Snark。
〃A dear uncle of mine （after whom I was named）
Remarked； when I bade him farewell〃
〃Oh； skip your dear uncle！〃 the Bellman exclaimed；
As he angrily tingled his bell。
〃He remarked to me then；〃 said that mildest of men；
〃 'If your Snark be a Snark； that is right：
Fetch it home by all meansyou may serve it with greens；
And it's handy for striking a light。
〃 'You may seek it with thimblesand seek it with care；
You may hunt it with forks and hope；
You may threaten its life with a railway…share；
You may charm it with smiles and soap' 〃
（〃That's exactly the method；〃 the Bellman bold
In a hasty parenthesis cried；
〃That's exactly the way I have always been told
That the capture of Snarks should be tried！〃）
〃 'But oh； beamish nephew； beware of the day；
If your Snark be a Boojum！ For then
You will softly and suddenly vanish away；
And never be met with again！'
〃It is this； it is this that oppresses my soul；
When I think of my uncle's last words：
And my heart is like nothing so much as a bowl
Brimming over with quivering curds！
〃It is this； it is this〃 〃We have had that before！〃
The Bellman indignantly said。
And the Baker replied 〃Let me say it once more。
It is this； it is this that I dread！
〃I engage with the Snarkevery night after dark
In a dreamy delirious fight：
I serve it with greens in those shadowy scenes；
And I use it for striking a light：
〃But if ever I meet with a Boojum； that day；
In a moment （of this I am sure）；
I shall softly and suddenly vanish away
And the notion I cannot endure！〃
Fit the fourth
THE HUNTING
The Bellman looked uffish； and wrinkled his brow。
〃If only you'd spoken before！
It's excessively awkward to mention it now；
With the Snark； so to speak； at the door！
〃We should all of us grieve； as you well may believe；
If you never were met with again
But surely； my man； when the voyage began；
You might have suggested it then？
〃It's excessively awkward to mention it now
As I think I've already remarked。〃
And the man they called 〃Hi！〃 replied； with a sigh；
〃I informed you the day we embarked。
〃You may charge me with murderor want of sense
（We are all of us weak at times）：
But the slightest approach to a false pretense
Was never among my crimes！
〃I said it in HebrewI said it in Dutch
I said it in German and Greek：
But I wholly forgot （and it vexes me much）
That English is what you speak！〃
〃'Tis a pitiful tale；〃 said the Bellman； whose face
Had grown longer at every word：
〃But； now that you've stated the whole of your case；
More debate would be simply absurd。
〃The rest of my speech〃 （he explained to his men）
〃You shall hear when I've leisure to speak it。
But the Snark is at hand； let me tell you again！
'Tis your glorious duty to seek it！
〃To seek it with thimbles； to seek it with care；
To pursue it with forks and hope；
To threaten its life with a railway…share；
To charm it with smiles and soap！
〃For the Snark's a peculiar creature； that won't
