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abstraction to repose upon the public seats about the swards and open



spaces is not conceived in a mood of affable toleration。 Nevertheless



there are deserted places beyond the furthest limits of the city where



a more amiable full…face is shown。 On the eleventh day of this one's



determination to sustain himself by the exercise of his literary



style; he was journeying about sunset towards one of these spots;



subduing the grosser instincts of mankind by reviewing the wisdom of



the sublime Lao Ch'un; who decided that heat and cold; pain and



fatigue; and mental distress; have no real existence; and are



therefore amenable to logical disproof; while the cravings of hunger



and thirst are merely the superfluous attributes of a former and lower



state of existence; when a passer…by; who for some distance had been



alternately advancing before and remaining behind; matched his



footsteps into mine。







〃Whichee way walk…go; John; eh?〃 said this unfortunate being; who



appeared to be suffering from a laborious deformity of speech。 〃Allee



samee load me。 Chin…chin。〃







Filled with compassion for one who evidently found himself alone in a



strange land; in the absence of his more highly…accomplished



companion; unable to indicate his wants and requirements to those



about him; I regretfully admitted that I had not chanced to encounter



that John whose wandering footsteps he sought; and to indicate; by not



leaving him abruptly; that I maintained a sympathetic concern over his



welfare; I pointed out to him the exceptional brilliance of the



approaching night; adding that I myself was then directing a course



towards a certain spacious Heath; a few li distant in the north。







〃Sing…dance tomollow; then?〃 he said; with a condensed air of general



disappointment。 〃Chop…chop in a pay look…see show on HamHamstloh



damme! on 'Ampstead 'Eath? Booked up; eh; John?〃







Gradually convinced that it was becoming necessary to readjust the



significance of the incident; I replied that I had no intention of



partaking of chops or food of any variety in an erected tent; but



merely of passing the night in an intellectual seclusion。







〃Oh;〃 said the one who was walking by my side; regarding my garments



with engaging attention; and at the same time appearing to regain an



unruffled speech as though the other had been an assumed device; 〃I



understandthe Blue Sky Hotel。 Well; I've stayed there once or twice



myself。 A bit down on your uppers; eh?〃







〃Assuredly this person may perchance lay his upper parts down for a



short space of time;〃 I admitted; when I had traced out the symbolism



of the words。 〃As it is humanely written in The Books; 'Sleep and



suicide are the free refuges equally of the innocent and the guilty。'〃







〃Oh; come now; don't;〃 exclaimed the energetic person; striking



himself together by means of his two hands。 〃It's sinful to talk about



suicide the day before bank holiday。 Why; my only Somali warrior has



vamoosed with his full make…up; and the Magnetic Girl too; and I never



thought of suicideonly whether to turn my old woman into a Veiled



Beauty of the Harem or a Hairy Lama from Tibet。〃







Not absolutely grasping the emergency; yet in a spirit of inoffensive



cordiality I remarked that the alternative was insufferably



perplexing; while he continued。







〃Then I spotted you; and in a flash I got an idea that ought to take



and turn out really great if you'll come in。 Now follow this:



Missionary's tent in the wilds of Pekin。 Domestic interior by



lamp…light。 Missionary (me) reading evening paper; missionary's wife



(the missus) making tea; and between times singing to keep the small



pet goat quiet (small goat; a pillow; horsecloth; and



pocket…handkerchief)。 Breaks down singing; sobs; and says she feels a



strange all…over presentiment。 Missionary admits being a bit fluffed



himself; and lets out about a notice signed in blood that he's seen in



the city。〃







〃Carried upon a pole?〃 this person demanded; feeling that something of



a literary nature might yet be wrested into the incident。







〃On a flagstaff if you like;〃 conceded the other one magnanimously。 〃A



notice to the effect that it is the duty of every jack mother's son of



them to douse the foreign devils; man; woman; and child; and



especially the talk…book pass…hat…round men。 Also that he has had



several brick…ends heaved at him on his way back。 Then stops suddenly;



hits his upper crust; and says that it's like his blamed



fat…headedness to frighten her; while she clutches at herself three



times and faints away。〃







〃Amid the voluminous burning of blue lights?〃 suggested this person



resourcefully。







〃By rights there should be;〃 admitted the one who was devising the



representation; 〃but it will hardly run to it。 Anyway; it costs



nothing to turn the lamp downsaves a bit in fact; and gives an



effect。 Then outside; in the distance at first you understand; you



begin to work up the sound of the advancing mobrattles; shouts;



tum…tums; groans; tin plates and all that one mortal man can do with



hands; feet and mouth。〃







〃With the interspersal of an occasional cracker and the stirring notes



produced by striking a hollow wooden fish repeatedly?〃 I cried; for



let it be confessed that amid the portrayal of the scene my



imagination had taken an allotted part。







〃If you like to provide them; and don't set the bally show on fire;〃



he replied。 〃Anyhow; these two aren't supposed to notice anything even



when the row gets louder。 Then it drops and you are heard outside



talking in whispers to the otherswords of command and telling them



to keep back half…a…mo; and so on。 See?〃







〃Doubtless introducing a spoken charm and repeating the words of an



incantation against omens; treachery; and other matters。〃







〃Next a flap of the tent down on the floor is raised; and you



reconnoitre; looking your very worst and holding a knife between your



teeth and another in each hand。 Wave a hand to your followers to keep



backor come on: it makes no difference。 Then you crawl in on your



stomach; give a terrific howl; and stab me in the back。 That rolls me



under the curtain; and so lets me out。 The missus ups with the



wood…chopper and stands before the cradle; while you yell and dance



round with the knives。 That ought to be made 'the moment' of the whole



piece。 The great thing is to make enough noise。 If you can yell louder



than the talking…machine outfit on the next pitch we ought to turn



money away。 While you are at it I start a fresh row outsideshouts;



cheers; groans; words of command and a paper bag or two。 Seeing that



the game is up you make a rush at the old woman; she downs you with



the chopper; turns the lamp up full; shakes out a Union Jack over the



sleeping infant; and finally stands in her finest attitude with one



hand pointing impressively upwards and the other contemptuously



downwards just as Rule Britannia is played on the cornet outside and I



appear at the door in a general's full uniform and let down the



curtain。〃







For acting in the manner designatedas touching the noises both



inside and out; the set dance with upraised knives; the casting to



earth of himself; and being myself in turn vanquished by the aged



female; with an added compact that from time to time I should be led



by a chain and shown to the people from a raised platformwe agreed



upon a daily reward of two pieces of silver; an adequacy of food; and



a certain ambiguously…referred…to share of the gain。 It need not be



denied that with so favourable an opportunity of introducing passages



from the Classics a much less sum would have been accepted; but having



obtained this without a struggle; the one now recounting the facts



raised the opportune suggestion of an inscribed placard; in order to



fulfil the portent foreshadowed by William Greyson。 







〃Oh; we'll star you; never fear;〃 assented the accommodating



personage; and having by this time reached that spot upon the Heath



where his Domestic Altar had been raised; we entered。







〃All the most distinguished actors in this country take another name;〃



he said reflectively; when he had drawn forth a parchment of



praiseworthy dimensions and ink of three colours; 〃and though I have



nothing to say against Kong Ho Tsin Cheng Quank Paik T'chun Li Yuen



Nung for quiet unostentatious dignity; it doesn't have just the grip



and shudder that we want。 Now how d

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