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and depending upon; that of the orbs of the planet and the 
satellites; and by means of which the lives and destinies of the 
inhabitants of the one are interwoven with the lives and destinies of 
the inhabitants of the other; and above all; if it so please your 
Excellencies  above all; of those dark and hideous mysteries which 
lie in the outer regions of the moon  regions which; owing to the 
almost miraculous accordance of the satellite's rotation on its own 
axis with its sidereal revolution about the earth; have never yet 
been turned; and; by God's mercy; never shall be turned; to the 
scrutiny of the telescopes of man。 All this; and more… much more  
would I most willingly detail。 But; to be brief; I must have my 
reward。 I am pining for a return to my family and to my home; and as 
the price of any farther communication on my part  in consideration 
of the light which I have it in my power to throw upon many very 
important branches of physical and metaphysical science  I must 
solicit; through the influence of your honorable body; a pardon for 
the crime of which I have been guilty in the death of the creditors 
upon my departure from Rotterdam。 This; then; is the object of the 
present paper。 Its bearer; an inhabitant of the moon; whom I have 
prevailed upon; and properly instructed; to be my messenger to the 
earth; will await your Excellencies' pleasure; and return to me with 
the pardon in question; if it can; in any manner; be obtained。

〃I have the honor to be; etc。; your Excellencies' very humble 
servant;

HANS PFAALL。〃

Upon finishing the perusal of this very extraordinary document; 
Professor Rub…a…dub; it is said; dropped his pipe upon the ground in 
the extremity of his surprise; and Mynheer Superbus Von Underduk 
having taken off his spectacles; wiped them; and deposited them in 
his pocket; so far forgot both himself and his dignity; as to turn 
round three times upon his heel in the quintessence of astonishment 
and admiration。 There was no doubt about the matter  the pardon 
should be obtained。 So at least swore; with a round oath; Professor 
Rub…a…dub; and so finally thought the illustrious Von Underduk; as he 
took the arm of his brother in science; and without saying a word; 
began to make the best of his way home to deliberate upon the 
measures to be adopted。 Having reached the door; however; of the 
burgomaster's dwelling; the professor ventured to suggest that as the 
messenger had thought proper to disappear  no doubt frightened to 
death by the savage appearance of the burghers of Rotterdam  the 
pardon would be of little use; as no one but a man of the moon would 
undertake a voyage to so vast a distance。 To the truth of this 
observation the burgomaster assented; and the matter was therefore at 
an end。 Not so; however; rumors and speculations。 The letter; having 
been published; gave rise to a variety of gossip and opinion。 Some of 
the over…wise even made themselves ridiculous by decrying the whole 
business; as nothing better than a hoax。 But hoax; with these sort of 
people; is; I believe; a general term for all matters above their 
comprehension。 For my part; I cannot conceive upon what data they 
have founded such an accusation。 Let us see what they say:

Imprimus。 That certain wags in Rotterdam have certain especial 
antipathies to certain burgomasters and astronomers。

Don't understand at all。

Secondly。 That an odd little dwarf and bottle conjurer; both of whose 
ears; for some misdemeanor; have been cut off close to his head; has 
been missing for several days from the neighboring city of Bruges。

Well  what of that?

Thirdly。 That the newspapers which were stuck all over the little 
balloon were newspapers of Holland; and therefore could not have been 
made in the moon。 They were dirty papers  very dirty  and Gluck; 
the printer; would take his Bible oath to their having been printed 
in Rotterdam。

He was mistaken  undoubtedly  mistaken。

Fourthly; That Hans Pfaall himself; the druken villain; and the three 
very idle gentlemen styled his creditors; were all seen; no longer 
than two or three days ago; in a tippling house in the suburbs; 
having just returned; with money in their pockets; from a trip beyond 
the sea。

Don't believe it  don't believe a word of it。

Lastly。 That it is an opinion very generally received; or which ought 
to be generally received; that the College of Astronomers in the city 
of Rotterdam; as well as other colleges in all other parts of the 
world;  not to mention colleges and astronomers in general;  are; 
to say the least of the matter; not a whit better; nor greater; nor 
wiser than they ought to be。

~~~ End of Text ~~~ 

Notes to Hans Pfaal 

{*1} NOTEStrictly speaking; there is but little similarity between   
the above sketchy trifle and the celebrated 〃Moon…Story〃 of Mr。   
Locke; but as both have the character of _hoaxes _(although the one   
is in a tone of banter; the other of downright earnest); and as both  
hoaxes are on the same subject; the moonmoreover; as both attempt  
to give plausibility by scientific detailthe author of 〃Hans  
Pfaall〃 thinks it necessary to say; in _self…defence; _that his own  
_jeu d'esprit _was published in the 〃Southern Literary Messenger〃  
about three weeks before the commencement of Mr。 L's in the 〃New York  
Sun。〃 Fancying a likeness which; perhaps; does not exist; some of the  
New York papers copied 〃Hans Pfaall;〃 and collated it with the  
〃Moon…Hoax;〃 by way of detecting the writer of the one in the writer  
of the other。 

As many more persons were actually gulled by the 〃Moon…Hoax〃 than  
would be willing to acknowledge the fact; it may here afford some  
little amusement to show why no one should have been deceived…to  
point out those particulars of the story which should have been  
sufficient to establish its real character。 Indeed; however rich the  
imagination displayed in this ingenious fiction; it wanted much of  
the force which might have been given it by a more scrupulous  
attention to facts and to general analogy。 That the public were  
misled; even for an instant; merely proves the gross ignorance which  
is so generally prevalent upon subjects of an astronomical nature。 

The moon's distance from the earth is; in round numbers; 240;000  
miles。 If we desire to ascertain how near; apparently; a lens would  
bring the satellite (or any distant object); we; of course; have but  
to divide the distance by the magnifying or; more strictly; by the  
space…penetrating power of the glass。 Mr。 L。 makes his lens have a  
power of 42;000 times。 By this divide 240;000 (the moon's real  
distance); and we have five miles and five sevenths; as the apparent  
distance。 No animal at all could be seen so far; much less the minute  
points particularized in the story。 Mr。 L。 speaks about Sir John  
Herschel's perceiving flowers (the Papaver rheas; etc。); and even  
detecting the color and the shape of the eyes of small birds。 Shortly  
before; too; he has himself observed that the lens would not render  
perceptible objects of less than eighteen inches in diameter; but  
even this; as I have said; is giving the glass by far too great  
power。 It may be observed; in passing; that this prodigious glass is  
said to have been molded at the glasshouse of Messrs。 Hartley and  
Grant; in Dumbarton; but Messrs。 H。 and G。's establishment had ceased  
operations for many years previous to the publication of the hoax。 

On page 13; pamphlet edition; speaking of 〃a hairy veil〃 over the  
eyes of a species of bison; the author says: 〃It immediately occurred  
to the acute mind of Dr。 Herschel that this was a providential  
contrivance to protect the eyes of the animal from the great extremes  
of light and darkness to which all the inhabitants of our side of the  
moon are periodically subjected。〃 But this cannot be thought a very  
〃acute〃 observation of the Doctor's。 The inhabitants of our side of  
the moon have; evidently; no darkness at all; so there can be nothing  
of the 〃extremes〃 mentioned。 In the absence of the sun they have a  
light from the earth equal to that of thirteen full unclouded moons。 

The topography throughout; even when professing to accord with  
Blunt's Lunar Chart; is entirely at variance with that or any other  
lunar chart; and even grossly at variance with itself。 The points of  
the compass; too; are in inextricable confusion; the writer appearing  
to be ignorant that; on a lunar map; these are not in accordance with  
terrestrial points; the east being to the left; etc。 

Deceived; perhaps; by the vague titles; Mare Nubium; Mare  
Tranquillitatis; Mare Faecunditatis; etc。; given to the dark spots by  
former astronomers; Mr。 L。 has entered into details regarding oceans  
and other large bodies of water in the moon; whereas there is no  
astronomical point more positively ascertained than that no such  
bodies exist there。 In examining the boundary between light and  
darkness (in the crescent or gibbous moon) where this boundary  
crosses any of the dark places; the line of division is found to be  
rough and jagged; but; were the

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