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ments； our Government Offices； Colonial Office； Foreign Office and the others； in Downing Street and the neighborhood。 To me individually these branches of human business are little known； but every British citizen and reflective passer…by has occasion to wonder much； and inquire earnestly； concerning them。 To all men it is evident that the social interests of one hundred and fifty Millions of us depend on the mysterious industry there carried on； and likewise that the dissatisfaction with it is great； universal； and continually increasing in intensity；in fact； mounting； we might say； to the pitch of settled despair。
Every colony； every agent for a matter colonial； has his tragic tale to tell you of his sad experiences in the Colonial Office； what blind obstructions； fatal indolences； pedantries； stupidities； on the right and on the left； he had to do battle with； what a world…wide jungle of red…tape； inhabited by doleful creatures； deaf or nearly so to human reason or entreaty； he had entered on； and how he paused in amazement； almost in despair； passionately appealed now to this doleful creature； now to that； and to the dead red…tape jungle； and to the living Universe itself； and to the Voices and to the Silences；and； on the whole； found that it was an adventure； in sorrowful fact； equal to the fabulous ones by old knights…errant against dragons and wizards in enchanted wildernesses and waste howling solitudes； not achievable except by nearly superhuman exercise of all the four cardinal virtues； and unexpected favor of the special blessing of Heaven。 His adventure achieved or found unachievable； he has returned with experiences new to him in the affairs of men。 What this Colonial Office； inhabiting the head of Downing Street； really was； and had to do； or try doing； in God's practical Earth； he could not by any means precisely get to know； believes that it does not itself in the least precisely know。 Believes that nobody knows；that it is a mystery； a kind of Heathen myth； and stranger than any piece of the old mythological Pantheon； for it practically presides over the destinies of many millions of living men。
Such is his report of the Colonial Office： and if we oftener hear such a report of that than we do of the Home Office； Foreign Office or the rest；the reason probably is； that Colonies excite more attention at present than any of our other interests。 The Forty Colonies； it appears； are all pretty like rebelling just now； and are to be pacified with constitutions； luckier Constitutions； let us hope； than some late ones have been。 Loyal Canada； for instance； had to quench a rebellion the other year； and this year； in virtue of its constitution； it is called upon to pay the rebels their damages； which surely is a rather surprising result； however constitutional！Men have rents and moneys dependent in the Colonies； Emigration schemes； Black Emancipations； New…Zealand and other schemes； and feel and publish more emphatically what their Downing…Street woes in these respects have been。
Were the state of poor sallow English ploughers and weavers； what we may call the Sallow or Yellow Emancipation interest； as much in object with Exeter…Hall Philanthropists as that of the Black blockheads now all emancipated； and going at large without work； or need of working； in West…India clover （and fattening very much in it； one delights to hear）； then perhaps the Home Office； its huge virtual task better understood； and its small actual performance better seen into； might be found still more deficient； and behind the wants of the age； than the Colonial itself is。
How it stands with the Foreign Office； again； one still less knows。 Seizures of Sapienza； and the like sudden appearances of Britain in the character of Hercules…Harlequin； waving； with big bully…voice； her huge sword…of…sharpness over field…mice； and in the air making horrid circles （horrid catherine…wheels and death…disks of metallic terror from said huge sword）； to see how they will like it；do from time to time astonish the world； in a not pleasant manner。 Hercules…Harlequin； the Attorney Triumphant； the World's Busybody： none of these are parts this Nation has a turn for； she； if you consulted her； would rather not play these parts； but another！ Seizures of Sapienza； correspondences with Sotomayor； remonstrances to Otho King of Athens； fleets hanging by their anchor in behalf of the Majesty of Portugal； and in short the whole； or at present very nearly the whole； of that industry of protocolling； diplomatizing； remonstrating； admonishing； and 〃having the honor to be；〃has sunk justly in public estimation to a very low figure。
For in fact； it is reasonably asked； What vital interest has England in any cause now deciding itself in foreign parts？ Once there was a Papistry and Protestantism； important as life eternal and death eternal； more lately there was an interest of Civil Order and Horrors of the French Revolution； important at least as rent…roll and preservation of the game； but now what is there？ No cause in which any god or man of this British Nation can be thought to be concerned。 Sham…kingship； now recognized and even self…recognized everywhere to be sham； wrestles and struggles with mere ballot…box Anarchy： not a pleasant spectacle to British minds。 Both parties in the wrestle professing earnest wishes of peace to us； what have we to do with it except answer earnestly； 〃Peace； yes certainly；〃 and mind our affairs elsewhere。 The British Nation has no concern with that indispensable sorrowful and shameful wrestle now going on everywhere in foreign parts。 The British Nation already； by self…experience centuries old； understands all that； was lucky enough to transact the greater part of that； in noble ancient ages； while the wrestle had not yet become a shameful one； but on both sides of it there was wisdom； virtue； heroic nobleness fruitful to all time；thrice…lucky British Nation！ The British Nation； I say； has nothing to learn there； has now quite another set of lessons to learn； far ahead of what is going on there。 Sad example there； of what the issue is； and how inevitable and how imminent； might admonish the British Nation to be speedy with its new lessons； to bestir itself； as men in peril of conflagration do； with the neighboring houses all on fire！ To obtain； for its own very pressing behoof； if by possibility it could； some real Captaincy instead of an imaginary one： to remove resolutely； and replace by a better sort； its own peculiar species of teaching and guiding histrios of various name； who here too are numerous exceedingly； and much in need of gentle removal； while the play is still good； and the comedy has not yet become _tragic_； and to be a little swift about it withal； and so to escape the otherwise inevitable evil day！ This Britain might learn： but she does not need a protocolling establishment； with much 〃having the honor to be；〃 to teach it her。
No：she has in fact certain cottons； hardwares and such like to sell in foreign parts； and certain wines； Portugal oranges； Baltic tar and other products to buy； and does need； I suppose； some kind of Consul； or accredited agent； accessible to British voyagers； here and there； in the chief cities of the Continent： through which functionary； or through the penny…post； if she had any specific message to foreign courts； it would be easy and proper to transmit the same。 Special message…carriers； to be still called Ambassadors； if the name gratified them； could be sent when occasion great enough demanded； not sent when it did not。 But for all purposes of a resident ambassador； I hear persons extensively and well acquainted among our foreign embassies at this date declare； That a well…selected _Times_ reporter or 〃own correspondent〃 ordered to reside in foreign capitals； and keep his eyes open； and （though sparingly） his pen going； would in reality be much more effective；and surely we see well； he would come a good deal cheaper！ Considerably cheaper in expense of money； and in expense of falsity and grimacing hypocrisy （of which no human arithmetic can count the ultimate cost） incalculably cheaper！ If this is the fact； why not treat it as such？ If this is so in any measure； we had better in that measure admit it to be so！ The time； I believe； has come for asking with considerable severity； How far is it so？ Nay there are men now current in political society； men of weight though also of wit； who have been heard to say； 〃That there was but one reform for the Foreign Office；to set a live coal under it；〃 and with； of course； a fire…brigade which could prevent the undue spread of the devouring element into neighboring houses； let that reform it！ In such odor is the Foreign Office too； if it were not that the Public； oppressed and nearly stifled with a mere infinitude of bad odors； neglects this one；in fact； being able nearly always to avoid the street where it is； _escapes_ this one； and （except a passing curse； once in the quarter or so） as good as forgets the existence of it。
Such； from sad personal experience and credited prevailing rumor； is the exoteric public conviction about these sublime establishments in Downing Street and the neighborhood； the esoteric mysteries of which a
