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'I do;' said the man in black; looking around。
'Do you know the name of this place?'
'I was told it was Mumpers' or Gypsies' Dingle;' said the man in
black。
'Good;' said I; 'and this forge and tent; what do they look like?'
'Like the forge and tent of a wandering Zigan; I have seen the like
in Italy。'
'Good;' said I; 'they belong to me。'
'Are you; then; a gypsy?' said the man in black。
'What else should I be?'
'But you seem to have been acquainted with various individuals with
whom I have likewise had acquaintance; and you have even alluded to
matters; and even words; which have passed between me and them。'
'Do you know how gypsies live?' said I。
'By hammering old iron; I believe; and telling fortunes。'
'Well;' said I; 'there's my forge; and yonder is some iron; though
not old; and by your own confession I am a soothsayer。'
'But how did you come by your knowledge?'
'Oh;' said I; 'if you want me to reveal the secrets of my trade; I
have; of course; nothing further to say。 Go to the scarlet dyer;
and ask him how he dyes cloth。'
'Why scarlet?' said the man in black。 'Is it because gypsies blush
like scarlet?'
'Gypsies never blush;' said I; 'but gypsies' cloaks are scarlet。'
'I should almost take you for a gypsy;' said the man in black; 'but
for … '
'For what?' said I。
'But for that same lesson in Armenian; and your general knowledge
of languages; as for your manners and appearance I will say
nothing;' said the man in black; with a titter。
'And why should not a gypsy possess a knowledge of languages?' said
I。
'Because the gypsy race is perfectly illiterate;' said the man in
black; 'they are possessed; it is true; of a knavish acuteness; and
are particularly noted for giving subtle and evasive answers … and
in your answers; I confess; you remind me of them; but that one of
the race should acquire a learned language like the Armenian; and
have a general knowledge of literature; is a thing che io non credo
afatto。'
'What do you take me for?' said I。
'Why;' said the man in black; 'I should consider you to be a
philologist; who; for some purpose; has taken up a gypsy life; but
I confess to you that your way of answering questions is far too
acute for a philologist。'
'And why should not a philologist be able to answer questions
acutely?' said I。
'Because the philological race is the most stupid under heaven;'
said the man in black; 'they are possessed; it is true; of a
certain faculty for picking up words; and a memory for retaining
them; but that any one of the sect should be able to give a
rational answer; to say nothing of an acute one; on any subject …
even though the subject were philology … is a thing of which I have
no idea。'
'But you found me giving a lesson in Armenian to this handmaid?'
'I believe I did;' said the man in black。
'And you heard me give what you are disposed to call acute answers
to the questions you asked me?'
'I believe I did;' said the man in black。
'And would any one but a philologist think of giving a lesson in
Armenian to a handmaid in a dingle?
'I should think not;' said the man in black。
'Well; then; don't you see that it is possible for a philologist to
give not only a rational; but an acute answer?'
'I really don't know;' said the man in black。
'What's the matter with you?' said I。
'Merely puzzled;' said the man in black。
'Puzzled?
'Yes。'
'Really puzzled?'
'Yes。'
'Remain so。'
'Well;' said the man in black; rising; 'puzzled or not; I will no
longer trespass upon your and this young lady's retirement; only
allow me; before I go; to apologise for my intrusion。'
'No apology is necessary;' said I; 'will you please to take
anything before you go? I think this young lady; at my request;
would contrive to make you a cup of tea。'
'Tea!' said the man in black; 'he! he! I don't drink tea; I don't
like it … if; indeed; you had;' and here he stopped。
'There's nothing like gin and water; is there?' said I; 'but I am
sorry to say I have none。'
'Gin and water;' said the man in black; 'how do you know that I am
fond of gin and water?'
'Did I not see you drinking some at the public…house?'
'You did;' said the man in black; 'and I remember that; when I
called for some you repeated my words … permit me to ask; is gin
and water an unusual drink in England?'
'It is not usually drunk cold; and with a lump of sugar;' said I。
'And did you know who I was by my calling for it so?'
'Gypsies have various ways of obtaining information;' said I。
'With all your knowledge;' said the man in black; 'you do not
appear to have known that I was coming to visit you?'
'Gypsies do not pretend to know anything which relates to
themselves;' said I; 'but I advise you; if you ever come again; to
come openly。'
'Have I your permission to come again?' said the man in black。
'Come when you please; this dingle is as free for you as me。'
'I will visit you again;' said the man in black … 'till then;
addio。'
'Belle;' said I; after the man in black had departed; 'we did not
treat that man very hospitably; he left us without having eaten or
drunk at our expense。'
'You offered him some tea;' said Belle; 'which; as it is mine; I
should have grudged him; for I like him not。'
'Our liking or disliking him had nothing to do with the matter; he
was our visitor; and ought not to have been permitted to depart
dry; living as we do in this desert; we ought always to be prepared
to administer to the wants of our visitors。 Belle; do you know
where to procure any good Hollands?'
'I think I do;' said Belle; 'but … '
'I will have no buts。 Belle; I expect that with as little delay as
possible you procure; at my expense; the best Hollands you can
find。'
CHAPTER XCI
Excursions … Adventurous English … Opaque forests … The greatest
patience。
TIME passed on; and Belle and I lived in the dingle; when I say
lived; the reader must not imagine that we were always there。 She
went out upon her pursuits; and I went out where inclination led
me; but my excursions were very short ones; and hers occasionally
occupied whole days and nights。 If I am asked how we passed the
time when we were together in the dingle; I would answer that we
passed the time very tolerably; all things considered; we conversed
together; and when tired of conversing I would sometimes give Belle
a lesson in Armenian; her progress was not particularly brilliant;
but upon the whole satisfactory; in about a fortnight she had hung
up one hundred Haikan numerals upon the hake of her memory。 I
found her conversation highly entertaining; she had seen much of
England and Wales; and had been acquainted with some of the most
remarkable characters who travelled the roads at that period; and
let me be permitted to say that many remarkable characters have
travelled the roads of England; of whom fame has never said a word。
I loved to hear her anecdotes of these people; some of whom I found
had occasionally attempted to lay violent hands either upon her
person or effects; and had invariably been humbled by her without
the assistance of either justice or constable。 I could clearly
see; however; that she was rather tired of England; and wished for
a change of scene; she was particularly fond of talking of America;
to which country her aspirations chiefly tended。 She had heard
much of America; which had excited her imagination; for at that
time America was much talked of; on roads and in homesteads … at
least; so said Belle; who had good opportunities of knowing … and
most people allowed that it was a good country for adventurous
English。 The people who chiefly spoke against it; as she informed
me; were soldiers disbanded upon pensions; the sextons of village
churches; and excisemen。 Belle had a craving desire to visit that
country; and to wander with cart and little animal amongst its
forests; when I would occasionally object that she would be exposed
to danger from strange and perverse customers; she said that she
had not wandered the roads of England so long and alone; to be
afraid of anything which might befall in America; and that she
hoped; with God's favour; to be able to take her own part; and to
give to perverse customers as good as they might bring。 She had a
dauntless heart; that same Belle。 Such was the staple of Belle's
conversation。 As for mine; I would endeavour to entertain her with
strange dreams of adventure; in which I figured in opaque forests;
strangling wild beasts; or discovering and plundering the hoards of
dragons; and sometimes I would narrate to her other things far more
genuine