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  His shoulder was suddenly seized; and with painful force。
  〃What was his name?〃 Roland asked。
  〃Mr。 Tower;〃 Jake said。 〃Calvin Tower。 Didn't I tell you that?〃
  〃No。〃 Roland slowly relaxed his grip on Jake's shoulder。 〃But now that I hear it; I suppose I'm not surprised。〃
  Eddie had opened Jake's pack and found Riddle…De…Dum! He tossed it to Susannah。 〃You know;〃 he said; 〃I always thought that dead…baby joke was pretty good。 Tasteless; maybe; but pretty good。〃
  〃I don't care about taste;〃 Roland said。 〃It's senseless and unsolvable; and that's what makes it silly。 A good riddle is neither。〃
  〃Jesus! You guys did take this stuff seriously; didn't you?〃
  〃Yes。〃
  Jake; meanwhile; had been restacking the kindling and mulling over the riddle which had started the discussion。 Now he suddenly smiled。 〃A fire。 That's the answer; right? Dress it at night; undress it in the morning。 If you change 'dress' to 'build;' it's simple。〃
  〃That's it。〃 Roland returned Jake's smile; but his eyes were on Susannah; watching as she thumbed through the small; tattered book。 He thought; looking at her studious frown and the absent way she read…justed the yellow flower in her hair when it tried to slip free; that she alone might sense that the tattered book of riddles could be as important as Charlie the Choo…Choo 。 。 。 maybe more important。 He looked from her to Eddie and felt a recurrence of his irritation at Eddie's foolish riddle。 The young man bore another resemblance to Cuthbert; this one rather unfortunate: Roland sometimes felt like shaking him until his nose bled and his teeth fell out。
  Soft; gunslinger…soft! Cort's voice; not quite laughing; spoke up in his head; and Roland resolutely put his emotions at arm's length。 It was easier to do that when he remembered that Eddie couldn't help his occasional forays into nonsense; character was also at least partly formed by ka; and Roland knew well that there was more to Eddie than non…sense。 Anytime he started to make the mistake of thinking that wasn't so; he would do well to remember their conversation by the side of the road three nights before; when Eddie had accused him of using them as markers on his own private game…board。 That had angered him 。 。 。 but it had been close enough to the truth to shame him; as well。
  Blissfully unaware of these long thoughts; Eddie now inquired: 〃What's green; weighs a hundred tons; and lives at the bottom of the ocean?〃
  〃I know;〃 Jake said。 〃Moby Snot; the Great Green Whale。〃
  〃Idiocy;〃 Roland muttered。
  〃Yeah…but that's what's supposed to make it funny;〃 Eddie said。 〃Jokes are supposed to make you think around ers; too。 You see 。 。 。〃 He looked at Roland's face; laughed; and threw up his hands。 〃Never mind。 I give up。 You wouldn't understand。 Not in a million years。 Let's look at the damned book。 I'll even try to take it seriously 。。。 if we can eat a little supper first; that is。〃
  〃Watch Me;〃 the gunslinger said with a flicker of a smile。
  〃Huh?〃
  〃That means you have a deal。〃
  Jake scraped the steel across the flint。 A spark jumped; and this time the kindling caught fire。 He sat back contentedly and watched the flames spread; one arm slung around Oy's neck。 He felt well pleased with him…self。 He had started the evening fire 。 。 。 and he had guessed the answer to Roland's riddle。
   
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  〃I'VE GOT ONE;〃 JAKE said as they ate their evening burritos。
  〃Is it a foolish one?〃 Roland asked。
  〃Nah。 It's a real one。〃
  〃Then try me with it。〃
  〃Okay。 What can run but never walks; has a mouth but never talks; has a bed but never sleeps; has a head but never weeps?〃
  〃A good one;〃 Roland said kindly; 〃but an old one。 A river。〃
  Jake was a little crestfallen。 〃You really are hard to stump。〃
  Roland tossed the last bite of his burrito to Oy; who accepted it eagerly。 〃Not me。 I'm what Eddie calls an overpush。 You should have seen Alain。 He collected riddles the way a lady collects fans。〃
  〃That's pushover; Roland; old buddy;〃 Eddie said。
  〃Thank you。 Try this one: What lies in bed; and stands in bed?/ First white; then red/ The plumper it gets/ The better the old woman likes it?〃
  Eddie burst out laughing。 〃A dork!〃 he yelled。 〃Crude; Roland! But I like it! I liyyyke it!〃
  Roland shook his head。 〃Your answer is wrong。 A good riddle is sometimes a puzzle in words; like Jake's about the river; but sometimes it's more like a magician's trick; making you look in one direction while it's going somewhere else。〃
  〃It's a double;〃 Jake said。 He explained what Aaron Deepneau had said about the Riddle of Samson。 Roland nodded。
  〃Is it a strawberry?〃 Susannah asked; then answered her own ques…tion。 〃Of course it is。 It's like the fire…riddle。 There's a metaphor hidden inside it。 Once you understand the metaphor; you can solve the riddle。〃
  〃I metaphor sex; but she slapped my face and walked away when I asked;〃 Eddie told them sadly。 They all ignored him。
  〃If you change 'gets' to 'grows;' 〃 Susannah went on; 〃it's easy。 First white; then red。 Plumper it grows; the better the old woman likes it。〃 She looked pleased with herself。
  Roland nodded。 〃The answer I always heard was a wenberry; but I'm sure both answers mean the same thing。〃
  Eddie picked up Riddle…De…Dum! and began flipping through it。 〃How about this one; Roland? When is a door not a door?〃
  Roland frowned。 〃Is it another piece of your stupidity? Because my patience…〃
  〃No。 I promised to take it seriously; and I am…I'm trying; at least。 It's in this book; and I just happen to know the answer。 I heard it when I was a kid。〃
  Jake; who also knew the answer; winked at Eddie。 Eddie winked back; and was amused to see Oy also trying to wink。 The humbler kept shutting both eyes; and eventually gave up。
  Roland and Susannah; meanwhile; were puzzling over the question。 〃It must have something to do with love;〃 Roland said。 〃A door; adore。 When is adore not adore 。 。 。 hmmm 。 。 。〃
  〃Hmmm;〃 Oy said。 His imitation of Roland's thoughtful tone was perfect。 Eddie winked at Jake again。 Jake covered his mouth to hide a smile。
  〃Is the answer false love?〃 Roland asked at last。
  〃Nope。〃
  〃Window;〃 Susannah said suddenly and decisively。 〃When is a door not a door? When it's a window。〃
  〃Nope。〃 Eddie was grinning broadly now; but Jake was struck by how far from the real answer both of them had wandered。 There was magic at work here; he thought。 Pretty mon stuff; as magic went; no flying carpets or disappearing elephants; but magic; all the same。 He suddenly saw what they were doing…a simple game of riddles around a campfire…in an entirely new light。 It was like playing blind…man's bluff; only in this game the blindfold was made of words。
  〃I give up;〃 Susannah said。
  〃Yes;〃 Roland said。 〃Tell if you know。〃
  〃The answer is a jar。 A door is not a door when it's ajar。 Get it?〃 Eddie watched as prehension dawned on Roland's face and asked; a little apprehensively; 〃Is it a bad one? I was trying to be serious this time; Roland…really。〃
  〃Not bad at all。 On the contrary; it's quite good。 Cort would have gotten it; I'm sure 。 。 。 probably Alain; too; it's still very clever。 I did what I always used to do in the schoolroom: made it more plicated than it really was and shot right past the answer。〃
  〃There really is something to it; isn't there?〃 Eddie mused。 Roland nodded; but Eddie didn't see; he was looking into the depths of the fire; where dozens of roses bloomed and faded in the coals。
  Roland said; 〃One more; and we'll turn in。 Only from tonight on; we'll stand a watch。 You first; Eddie; then Susannah。 I'll take the last one。〃
  〃What about me?〃 Jake asked。
  〃Later on you may have to take a rum。 Right now it's more impor…tant for you to get your sleep。〃
  〃Do you really think sentry…duty is necessary?〃 Susannah asked。
  〃I don't know。 And that's the best reason of all to do it。 Jake; choose us a riddle from your book。〃
  Eddie handed Riddle…De…Dum! to Jake; who thumbed through the pages and finally stopped near the back。 〃Whoa! This one's a killer。〃
  〃Let's hear it;〃 Eddie said。 〃If I don't get it; Suze will。 We're known at Fair…Days all across the land as Eddie Dean and His Riddling Queen。〃
  〃We're witty tonight; ain't we?〃 Susannah said。 〃Let's see how witty you are after settin by the side o' the road until midnight or so; honeychild。〃
  Jake read: 〃 'There is a thing that nothing is; and yet it has a name。 It's sometimes tall and sometimes short; joins our talks; joins our sport; and plays at every game。' 〃
  They discussed this riddle for almost fifteen minutes; but none of them could even hazard an answer。
  〃Maybe it'll e to one of us while we're asleep;〃 Jake said。 〃That's how I got the one about the river。〃
  〃Cheap book; with the answers torn out;〃 Eddie said。 He stood up and wrapped a hide blanket around his shoulders like a cloak。
  〃Well; it was cheap。 Mr。 Tower gave it to me for free。〃
  〃What am I looking for; Roland?〃 Eddie asked。
  Roland shrugged as he lay down。 〃I don't know; but I think you'll know it if you see it or hear it。〃
  〃Wake me up when you start feeling sleepy;〃 Susannah s

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