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Anti…Cinder Coal Association; Bunker's Wharf; Thames
Street; and Anna…Maria Cottages; Fulham Road West。〃
Little Georgy went up and looked at the Shetland
pony。
〃Should you like to have a ride?〃 said Rawdon minor
from the saddle。
〃Yes;〃 said Georgy。 The Colonel; who had been
looking at him with some interest; took up the child
and put him on the pony behind Rawdon minor。
〃Take hold of him; Georgy;〃 he said〃take my little
boy round the waisthis name is Rawdon。〃 And both the
children began to laugh。
〃You won't see a prettier pair I think; THIS summer's
day; sir;〃 said the good…natured Corporal; and the
Colonel; the Corporal; and old Mr。 Sedley with his umbrella;
walked by the side of the children。
CHAPTER XXXVIII
A Family in a Very Small Way
We must suppose little George Osborne has ridden from
Knightsbridge towards Fulham; and will stop and make
inquiries at that village regarding some friends whom we
have left there。 How is Mrs。 Amelia after the storm of
Waterloo? Is she living and thriving? What has come of
Major Dobbin; whose cab was always hankering about
her premises? And is there any news of the Collector
of Boggley Wollah? The facts concerning the latter are
briefly these:
Our worthy fat friend Joseph Sedley returned to India
not long after his escape from Brussels。 Either his
furlough was up; or he dreaded to meet any witnesses of his
Waterloo flight。 However it might be; he went back to his
duties in Bengal very soon after Napoleon had taken
up his residence at St。 Helena; where Jos saw the ex…
Emperor。 To hear Mr。 Sedley talk on board ship you
would have supposed that it was not the first time he and
the Corsican had met; and that the civilian had bearded
the French General at Mount St。 John。 He had a
thousand anecdotes about the famous battles; he knew the
position of every regiment and the loss which each
had incurred。 He did not deny that he had been
concerned in those victoriesthat he had been with the
army and carried despatches for the Duke of Wellington。
And he described what the Duke did and said on
every conceivable moment of the day of Waterloo; with
such an accurate knowledge of his Grace's sentiments
and proceedings that it was clear he must have been by
the conqueror's side throughout the day; though; as a
non…combatant; his name was not mentioned in the
public documents relative to the battle。 Perhaps he actually
worked himself up to believe that he had been engaged
with the army; certain it is that he made a prodigious
sensation for some time at Calcutta; and was called
Waterloo Sedley during the whole of his subsequent stay in
Bengal。
The bills which Jos had given for the purchase of those
unlucky horses were paid without question by him and
his agents。 He never was heard to allude to the bargain;
and nobody knows for a certainty what became
of the horses; or how he got rid of them; or of Isidor; his
Belgian servant; who sold a grey horse; very like the one
which Jos rode; at Valenciennes sometime during the
autumn of 1815。
Jos's London agents had orders to pay one hundred
and twenty pounds yearly to his parents at Fulham。 It
was the chief support of the old couple; for Mr。 Sedley's
speculations in life subsequent to his bankruptcy did not
by any means retrieve the broken old gentleman's
fortune。 He tried to be a wine…merchant; a coal…merchant;
a commission lottery agent; &c。; &c。 He sent round
prospectuses to his friends whenever he took a new trade;
and ordered a new brass plate for the door; and talked
pompously about making his fortune still。 But Fortune
never came back to the feeble and stricken old man。 One
by one his friends dropped off; and were weary of
buying dear coals and bad wine from him; and there
was only his wife in all the world who fancied; when he
tottered off to the City of a morning; that he was still
doing any business there。 At evening he crawled slowly
back; and he used to go of nights to a little club at a
tavern; where he disposed of the finances of the nation。
It was wonderful to hear him talk about millions; and
agios; and discounts; and what Rothschild was
doing; and Baring Brothers。 He talked of such vast sums
that the gentlemen of the club (the apothecary; the
undertaker; the great carpenter and builder; the parish clerk;
who was allowed to come stealthily; and Mr。 Clapp; our
old acquaintance;) respected the old gentleman。 〃I was
better off once; sir;〃 he did not fail to tell everybody who
〃used the room。〃 〃My son; sir; is at this minute chief
magistrate of Ramgunge in the Presidency of Bengal; and
touching his four thousand rupees per mensem。 My
daughter might be a Colonel's lady if she liked。 I might
draw upon my son; the first magistrate; sir; for two
thousand pounds to…morrow; and Alexander would cash my
bill; down sir; down on the counter; sir。 But the Sedleys
were always a proud family。〃 You and I; my dear
reader; may drop into this condition one day: for have
not many of our friends attained it? Our luck may fail:
our powers forsake us: our place on the boards be taken
by better and younger mimesthe chance of life roll
away and leave us shattered and stranded。 Then men
will walk across the road when they meet youor; worse
still; hold you out a couple of fingers and patronize you
in a pitying waythen you will know; as soon as your
back is turned; that your friend begins with a 〃Poor
devil; what imprudences he has committed; what chances
that chap has thrown away!〃 Well; wella carriage and
three thousand a year is not the summit of the reward
nor the end of God's judgment of men。 If quacks prosper
as often as they go to the wallif zanies succeed and
knaves arrive at fortune; and; vice versa; sharing ill
luck and prosperity for all the world like the ablest and
most honest amongst usI say; brother; the gifts and
pleasures of Vanity Fair cannot be held of any great
account; and that it is probable 。 。 。 but we are
wandering out of the domain of the story。
Had Mrs。 Sedley been a woman of energy; she would
have exerted it after her husband's ruin and; occupying
a large house; would have taken in boarders。 The broken
Sedley would have acted well as the boarding…house
landlady's husband; the Munoz of private life; the titular lord
and master: the carver; house…steward; and humble
husband of the occupier of the dingy throne。 I have seen
men of good brains and breeding; and of good hopes and
vigour once; who feasted squires and kept hunters in
their youth; meekly cutting up legs of mutton for
rancorous old harridans and pretending to preside over their
dreary tablesbut Mrs。 Sedley; we say; had not spirit
enough to bustle about for 〃a few select inmates to join
a cheerful musical family;〃 such as one reads of in the
Times。 She was content to lie on the shore where
fortune had stranded herand you could see that the
career of this old couple was over。
I don't think they were unhappy。 Perhaps they were
a little prouder in their downfall than in their prosperity。
Mrs。 Sedley was always a great person for her landlady;
Mrs。 Clapp; when she descended and passed many hours
with her in the basement or ornamented kitchen。 The
Irish maid Betty Flanagan's bonnets and ribbons; her
sauciness; her idleness; her reckless prodigality of kitchen
candles; her consumption of tea and sugar; and so forth
occupied and amused the old lady almost as much as the
doings of her former household; when she had Sambo and
the coachman; and a groom; and a footboy; and a
housekeeper with a regiment of female domesticsher former
household; about which the good lady talked a hundred
times a day。 And besides Betty Flanagan; Mrs。 Sedley
had all the maids…of…all…work in the street to superintend。
She knew how each tenant of the cottages paid or
owed his little rent。 She stepped aside when Mrs。
Rougemont the actress passed with her dubious family。 She
flung up her head when Mrs。 Pestler; the apothecary's
lady; drove by in her husband's professional one…horse
chaise。 She had colloquies with the greengrocer about
the pennorth of turnips which Mr。 Sedley loved; she kept
an eye upon the milkman and the baker's boy; and
made visitations to the butcher; who sold hundreds of
oxen very likely with less ado than was made about
Mrs。 Sedley's loin of mutton: and she counted the
potatoes under the joint on Sundays; on which days; dressed
in her best; she went to church twice and read Blair's
Sermons in the evening。
On that day; for 〃business〃 prevented him on weekdays
from taking such a pleasure; it was old Sedley's
delight to take out his little grandson Georgy to the
neighbouring parks or Kensington Gardens; to see the soldiers
or to feed the ducks。 Georgy loved the redcoats; and his
grandpapa told him how his father had been a famous
soldier; and introduced him to many sergeants and others
with Waterloo medals on their breasts; to whom the
old grandfather pompously presented the child as the
son of Captain Osborne of the th; who died gloriously
on the glorious eighteenth。 He has been known to treat
some of these non…commissioned gentlemen to a glass of
porter; and; indeed; in their first Sunday walks was
disposed to spo