ch.nakedcamethemanatee-第15节
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Our Lord one thousand nine hundred and fifty; will turn you; my queen; into a woman and will begin my destiny of turning Cuba into a real man; one that would never starve his children。〃
And then Lilia remembered how Fidel had taken her in his arms and laid her down on the hard little nun cot and it was like it was made out of the finest down; and then; Dios mia; sweet heart of Jesus; he entered her; the intense pleasure…pain of it; and the nuns broke out into a chorus of 〃Ave Maria;〃 and birds started to sing even though it was nighttime; and all the glass in the convent shattered and the rosebushes pushed out such a rose smell that spread throughout the island; causing all the men in Cuba to grow with desire and all women to weep with satisfaction。 He made love to her for three days and three nights and when he tried to leave she grabbed his hair and bit his left earlobe; taking a notch of flesh between her teeth; tasting his blood。 But his strength was too great。 As he finally broke free and his hair gave way; she was left with a lock in her hand and a piece of his ear in her mouth。
Lilia heard the churn of the limo's big gringo engine as it stopped in front of her house。 She dropped the guitar and rose to her feet; drawn up by some unseen force。 Outside; the sunroof of the limo slid open and he sprang through; like a jack…in…the…box; like a God lit up by a shaft of moonlight; and at the exact same time; the candle she was burning to Ochun flared。
Lilia felt her feet start to move before she could even think; and she was out the door; in the street; and she entered and he was there; her love was there and beautiful and the years had been kind to him and she could hardly breathe as he said; 〃I told you I would e and get you in a giant white chariot。〃 Then somehow her nightgown melted off her body; the feathers detaching and fluttering around her。 The only thing she could do was say his name; the most beautiful word in the world to her; 〃Fidelito!〃 Her whole body trembled as he brought his lips to hers and took her in his arms。 And then; nothing。 Something was wrong。 No taste of caramel。 She stroked his hair; started to cry for their lost youth。 As she cried; she reached out to touch his left ear; then to caress it。 It was smooth; whole; unscarred。
Lilia jerked up wildly; shoving with animal fury; shrinking from him as if he had opened his mouth and revealed a serpent's tongue。
When she finally found her voice she screamed; 〃Fraud! Where's my Fidel?〃
Britt was going to give her lunch appointment with Dash Brandon two chances: minuscule and infinitesimal。 If she couldn't find a parking space on Ocean Drive; she would drive right by Brandon without a glance in the rearview。 She'd e up with some excuse later。 Her puter crashed on deadline。 The causeway bridge got stuck open。 Her cats ate her homework。
But just as she passed the corner of Ninth Street; a pink and white '56 Chevy convertible glided out from the parking spot it had occupied since the Reagan administration; forcing Britt to slam on her brakes less than a block from the News Cafe; where Dash awaited。 She glanced suspiciously at the gaping vacancy on the curb directly opposite her。 She hadn't seen that much real estate by a parking meter in South Beach in months。
〃What the hell;〃 she sighed; and pulled in。 From a table on the terrace; Dash and a plump man wearing a dog collar; tight leather pants; and a T…shirt that said 〃SOBE; where the girls are strong and the men are pretty;〃 watched South Beach's human smorgasbord parade past the News Cafe: models and more models; male and female; the greatest concentration of beauty that had ever occurred in the history of the planet; old retirees and young ultratrendies dressed in the same 〃vintage〃 outfits; struggling artists splattered in paint; real estate agents frothing at the mouth; tattooed Mariel refugees smoking cigars; punks with red hair; old ladies with blue hair; European backpackers; Eurotrash; topless…G…string beauties baking brown almost all over; greased muscle…bound depilated gay boys; Hasids in fur hats and black coats; Miami gangbangers; pimps; whores; celebutantes; dominatrices。 The parade was framed by blowing coconut palms; warm white sand; sparkling sea。 Windsurfers; Hobies; Cigarettes; yachts; cruise ships; and sun…bleached surfers skimmed by on the ocean。 Pelicans; Frisbees; wild parrots; seagulls; blimps; kites; and airplanes pulling advertisements flew by in the sky。
As the remnants of last night's Special K drug dripped from his brain; Dash swallowed down big spoonfuls of Special K cereal。 He licked his lips; could not keep his eyes from the bouncing breasts。 His panion inhaled his coffee and cigarettes; stared transfixed at the bulging men's baskets。 Britt walked up to their table; Dash jumped up; kissed her on both cheeks; and pulled a chair for her。
〃This;〃 Dash said; introducing her to Ziff Bodine; 〃is the best special…effects man in the business。〃
Ziff; Britt noted; either was wearing black nail polish or had recently slammed both hands in a car door。
〃The most valuable prop for his film is missing; stolen;〃 Ziff blurted。 〃It would take me weeks to reproduce;〃 he whined。 〃If we're going to stay on schedule…〃
〃What is it?〃
〃Fidel Castro; his head actually。〃
Britt spit up her coffee and stared at the man。
〃Is it 。。。 very lifelike?〃
Ziff leaned back in his chair; mouth open in surprise。 Then he smirked。
〃Lifelike?〃 His eyes shifted to Dash。 〃She wants to know if it's lifelike。〃 He leaned forward。 〃Did you see Alien Autopsy? That was my work。 I did that。〃
〃It better be lifelike;〃 Dash sneered。 〃It cost enough。〃
Somehow these clowns had gotten wind of her situation; Britt thought。 Had to be some elaborate joke。 But Dash leaned across the table; his big hand on her slender arm。 The man gave her the creeps。 She'd always hated to watch him on the screen and he wasn't revising her thinking much in the flesh。
〃I had a call on my answering machine this morning。 A woman's voice。 She said if I 'wanted my head' I better show at Paulo Muschino's house tonight for dinner。 I want you to go there with me。〃
Britt wasn't sure she believed Dash had really gotten any message like that; and even if he had; it might be some kind of lame publicity stunt。 And the last place she wanted to be was at some trendoid South Beach party on Dash's arm。 But at this point; mention the word 〃head〃 and Britt was there。
〃I'll e; Dash;〃 Britt said。 〃But this better not be some sicko e…on。〃
As the limo cruised through the South Beach evening; Britt thought how much she hated it; drecko sandbar turned vulgar freak show; excreter of endless hype; festering petri dish of sexual disease and perversion; a sure sign of the apocalypse。 〃What do you think;〃 Britt said snarkily; 〃they're going to serve the head as a main course?〃
Dash ignored her。 〃Isn't South Beach the coolest?〃 Dash said; as the limo pulled onto Ocean; a honky…tonk on XTC; and stopped at Maison Marzipan。
〃Isn't Muschino the coolest?〃 Dash said; as they walked into the fake Italian palazzo owned by the real Italian。 Britt remembered when it had been a low…rent apartment building filled with friends of hers; struggling writers and artists。
〃His clothes are the coolest;〃 Britt said sarcastically; thinking they only looked good on call boys。
A butler; naked except for white gloves and a Muschino scarf wrapped around his waist; led them through rooms that looked like a vulgar Hollywood version of Pompeii。 They passed through a walkway filled with fake Greek urns; into the dining room filled with fake Chinese silks。 Everyone stopped talking; looked up。 Paulo air…kissed Dash on both cheeks; ignored Britt。 〃You're here just in time for dessert;〃 Paulo said; sitting Dash next to him; motioning at Britt with a flick of his hand。 She was seated at the other end in table Siberia; between a sexless; no…talent writer and that lesbian fox Antonia Cesare。 Next to Antonia was Madonna; who was in a liplock with that vapid bitters heir Chris Angostura。
Paulo was talking to Claudia Schiffer。 〃I don't understand;〃 he said; waving his wineglass dismissively。 〃What it is you date? A magician? What he do? Pull rabbits out of hat?〃
〃So what was for dinner?〃 Britt asked; picking up the engraved menu。 〃 'Boiled loggerhead turtle eggs;' 〃 she read aloud。 〃 'Florida panther steaks with bearnaise。 Manatee mousse。' 〃
〃It was a Florida theme dinner in honor of Marion McAlister Williams;〃 Madonna said。 〃She just died; or something。〃
A gong rang and Paulo stood up。 〃Now for dessert; the most endangered species of all; the South Beach virgin。〃 A flawless naked black girl; covered in melted white chocolate and surrounded by fresh fruit; was rolled out on a silver tray at one end of the table; while at the same time a flawless naked white boy covered in dark chocolate and surrounded with fruit was pushed out at the other end。 Dash picked up a peeled banana from next to the girl; giggled; and asked; 〃Where should I dip it?〃
The white…chocolate confection opened her mouth; the icing cracking as she said; 〃If you want head; go to Hell。〃
Thousands of people holding VIP invitations to the grand opening of a new nightcl