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There was too much truth in this to ignore; so half an hour later Harry took his seat in the hot; overperfumed atmosphere of the Divination classroom; feeling angry at everybody。 Professor Trelawney was yet again handing out copies of The Dream Oracle。 Harry thought he'd surely be much better employed doing Snape's punishment essay than sitting here trying to find meaning in a lot of made…up dreams。
It seemed; however; that he was not the only person in Divination who was in a temper。 Professor Trelawney slammed a copy of the Oracle down on the table between Harry and Ron and swept away; her lips pursed; she threw the next copy of the Oracle at Seamus and Dean; narrowly avoiding Seamus's head; and thrust the final one into Neville's chest with such force that he slipped off his pouffe。
'Well; carry on!' said Professor Trelawney loudly; her voice high…pitched and somewhat hysterical; 'you know what to do! Or am I such a sub…standard teacher that you have never learned how to open a book?'
The class stared perplexedly at her; then at each other。 Harry; however; thought he knew what was the matter。 As Professor Trelawney flounced back to the high…backed teacher's chair; her magnified eyes full of angry tears; he leaned his head closer to Ron's and muttered; 'I think she's got the results of her inspection back。'
'Professor?' said Parvati Patil in a hushed voice (she and Lavender had always rather admired Professor Trelawney)。 'Professor; is there anything … er … wrong?'
'Wrong!' cried Professor Trelawney in a voice throbbing with emotion。 'Certainly not! I have been insulted; certainly: insinuations have been made against me: unfounded accusations levelled: but no; there is nothing wrong; certainly not!'
She took a great shuddering breath and looked away from Parvati; angry tears spilling from under her glasses。
'I say nothing;' she choked; 'of sixteen years of devoted service: it has passed; apparently; unnoticed: but I shall not be insulted; no; I shall not!'
'But; Professor; who's insulting you?' asked Parvati timidly。
The Establishment!' said Professor Trelawney; in a deep; dramatic; wavering voice。 'Yes; those with eyes too clouded by the mundane to See as I See; to Know as I Know: of course; we Seers have always been feared; always persecuted: it is … alas …our fate。'
She gulped; dabbed at her wet cheeks with the end of her shawl; then she pulled a small embroidered handkerchief from her sleeve; and blew her nose very hard with a sound like Peeves blowing a raspberry。
Ron sniggered。 Lavender shot him a disgusted look。
'Professor;' said Parvati; 'do you mean: is it something Professor Umbridge …?'
'Do not speak to me about that woman!' cried Professor Trelawney; leaping to her feet; her beads rattling and her spectacles flashing。 'Kindly continue with your work!'
And she spent the rest of the lesson striding among them; tears still leaking from behind her glasses; muttering what sounded like threats under her breath。
': may well choose to leave: the indignity of it: on probation: we shall see: how she dares:'
'You and Umbridge have got something in mon;' Harry told Hermione quietly when they met again in Defence Against the Dark Arts。 'She obviously reckons Trelawney's an old fraud; too: looks like she's put her on probation。'
Umbridge entered the room as he spoke; wearing her black velvet bow and an expression of great smugness。
'Good afternoon; class。'
'Good afternoon; Professor Umbridge;' they chanted dully。
'Wands away; please。'
But there was no answering flurry of movement this time; nobody had bothered to take out their wands。
'Please turn to page thirty…four of Defensive Magical Theory and read the third chapter; entitled 〃The Case for Non…Offensive Responses to Magical Attack〃。 There will be …'
'… no need to talk;' Harry; Ron and Hermione said together; under their breaths。
* * *
'No Quidditch practice;' said Angelina in hollow tones when Harry; Ron and Hermione entered the mon room after dinner that night。
'But I kept my temper!' said Harry; horrified。 'I didn't say anything to her; Angelina; I swear; I …'
'I know; I know;' said Angelina miserably。 'She just said she needed a bit of time to consider。'
'Consider what?' said Ron angrily。 'She's given the Slytherins permission; why not us?'
But Harry could imagine how much Umbridge was enjoying holding the threat of no Gryffindor Quidditch team over their heads and could easily understand why she would not want to relinquish that weapon over them too soon。
'Well;' said Hermione; 'look on the bright side … at least now you'll have time to do Snape's essay!'
That's a bright side; is it?' snapped Harry; while Ron stared incredulously at Hermione。 'No Quidditch practice; and extra Potions?'
Harry slumped down into a chair; dragged his Potions essay reluctantly from his bag and set to work。 It was very hard to concentrate; even though he knew Sirius was not due in the fire until much later; he could not help glancing into the flames every few minutes just in case。 There was also an incredible amount of noise in the room: Fred and George appeared finally to have perfected one type of Skiving Snackbox; which they were taking turns to demonstrate to a cheering and whooping crowd。
First; Fred would take a bite out of the orange end of a chew; at which he would vomit spectacularly into a bucket they had placed in front of them。 Then he would force down the purple end of the chew; at which the vomiting would immediately cease。 Lee Jordan; who was assisting the demonstration; was lazily Vanishing the vomit at regular intervals with the same Vanishing Spell Snape kept using on Harry's potions。
What with the regular sounds of retching; cheering and the sound of Fred and George taking advance orders from the crowd; Harry was finding it exceptionally difficult to focus on the correct method for Strengthening Solution。 Hermione was not helping matters; the cheers and the sound of vomit hitting the bottom of Fred and George's bucket were punctuated by her loud and disapproving sniffs; which Harry found; if anything; more distracting。
'Just go and stop them; then!' he said irritably; after crossing out the wrong weight of powdered griffin claw for the fourth time。
'I can't; they're not technically doing anything wrong;' said Hermione through gritted teeth。 They're quite within their rights to eat the foul things themselves and I can't find a rule that says the other idiots aren't entitled to buy them; not unless they're proven to be dangerous in some way and it doesn't look as though they are。'
She; Harry and Ron watched George projectile…vomit into the bucket; gulp down the rest of the chew and straighten up; beaming with his arms wide to protracted applause。
'You know; I don't get why Fred and George only got three OWLs each;' said Harry; watching as Fred; George and Lee collected gold from the eager crowd。 They really know their stuff。'
'Oh; they only know flashy stuff that's of no real use to anyone;' said Hermione disparagingly。
'No real use?' said Ron in a strained voice。 'Hermione; they've made about twenty…six Galleons already。'
It was a long while before the crowd around the Weasley twins dispersed; then Fred; Lee and George sat up counting their takings even longer; so it was well past midnight when Harry; Ron and Hermione finally had the mon room to themselves。 At long last; Fred had closed the doorway to the boys' dormitories behind him; rattling his box of Galleons ostentatiously so that Hermione scowled。 Harry; who was making very little progress with his Potions essay; decided to give it up for the night。 As he put his books away; Ron; who was dozing lightly in an armchair; gave a muffled grunt; awoke; and looked blearily into the fire。
'Sirius!' he said。
Harry whipped round。 Sirius's untidy dark head was sitting in the fire again。
'Hi;' he said; grinning。
'Hi;' chorused Harry; Ron and Hermione; all three kneeling down on the hearthrug。 Crookshanks purred loudly and approached the fire; trying; despite the heat; to put his face close to Sirius's。
'How're things?' said Sirius。
'Not that good;' said Harry; as Hermione pulled Crookshanks back to stop him singeing his whiskers。 The Ministry's forced through another decree; which means we're not allowed to have Quidditch teams …'
'Or secret Defence Against the Dark Arts groups?' said Sirius。
There was a short pause。
'How did you know about that?' Harry demanded。
'You want to choose your meeting places more carefully;' said Sirius; grinning still more broadly。 The Hog's Head; I ask you。'
'Well; it was better than the Three Broomsticks!' said Hermione defensively。 That's always packed with people …'
'Which means you'd have been harder to overhear;' said Sirius。 'You've got a lot to learn; Hermione。'
'Who overheard us?' Harry demanded。
'Mundungus; of course;' said Sirius; and when they all looked puzzled he laughed。 'He was the witch under the veil。'
That was Mundungus?' Harry said