christie johnstone-第20节
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_Christie。_ 〃If it's your pleasure; sir。 I'm seekin' twenty…five
schellin。〃
_Miller (pretending not to hear)。_ 〃As you are a beginner; I must offer
fair; twenty schellin you shall have; and that's three shillings above
Dunbar。〃
_Christie。_ 〃Wad ye even carted herrin with my fish caller fra' the sea?
and Dunbaroh; fine! ye ken there's nae herrin at Dunbar the morn; this
is the Dunbar schule that slipped westward。 I'm the matirket; ye'll hae
to buy o' me or gang to your bed〃 _(here she signaled to Flucker)。_ 〃I'll
no be oot o' mine lang。〃
_Enter Flucker hastily; crying:_ 〃Cirsty; the Irishman will gie ye
twenty…two schellin。〃
〃I'll no tak it;〃 said Christie。
〃They are keen to hae them;〃 said Flucker; and hastily retired; as if to
treat further with the small merchants。
On this; Mr。 Miller; pretending to make for Leith; said; carelessly;
〃Twenty…three shillings; or they are not for me。〃
〃Tak the cutter's freight at a hundre' cran; an' I'm no caring;〃 said
Christie。
〃They are mine!〃 said Mr。 Miller; very sharply。 〃How much shall I give
you the day?〃
〃Auchty pund; sir; if you pleasethe lave when you like; I ken ye; Mr。
Miller。〃
While counting her the notes; the purchaser said slyly to her:
〃There's more than a hundred cran in the cutter; my woman。〃
〃A little; sir;〃 replied the vender; 〃but; ere I could count them till ye
by baskets; they would lose seven or eight cran in book;* your gain; my
loss。〃
*Bulk。
〃You are a vara intelligent young person;〃 said Mr。 Miller; gravely。
〃Ye had measured them wi' your walking…stick; sir; there's just ae scale
ye didna wipe off; though ye are a carefu' mon; Mr。 Miller; sae I laid
the bait for ye an' fine ye took it。〃
Miller took out his snuff…box; and tapping it said:
〃Will ye go into partnership with me; my dear?〃
〃Ay; sir!〃 was the reply。 〃When I'm aulder an' ye're younger。〃
At this moment the four merchants; believing it useless to disguise their
co…operation; returned to see what could be done。
〃We shall give you a guinea a barrel。〃
〃Why; ye offered her twenty…two shillings before。〃
〃That we never did; Mr。 Miller。〃
〃Haw! haw!〃 went Flucker。
Christie looked down and blushed。
Eyes met eyes; and without a word spoken all was comprehended and
silently approved。 There was no nonsense uttered about morality in
connection with dealing。
Mr。 Miller took an enormous pinch of snuff; and drew for the benefit of
all present the following inference:
MR。 MILLER'S APOTHEGM。
〃Friends and neighbors! when a man's heed is gray with age and thoucht
_(pause)_ he's just fit to go to schule to a young lass o' twenty。〃
There was a certain middle…aged fishwife; called Beeny Liston; a tenant
of Christie Johnstone's; she had not paid her rent for some time; and she
had not been pressed for it; whether this; or the whisky she was in the
habit of taking; rankled in her mind; certain it is she had always an ill
word for her landlady。
She now met her; envied her success; and called out in a coarse tone:
〃Oh; ye're a gallant quean; ye'll be waur than ever the noo。〃
〃What's wrang; if ye please?〃 said the Johnstone; sharply。
Reader; did you ever see two fallow bucks commence a duel?
They strut round; eight yards apart; tails up; look carefully another way
to make the other think it all means nothing; and; being both equally
sly; their horns come together as if by concert。
Even so commenced this duel of tongues between these two heroines。
Beeny Liston; looking at everybody but Christie; addressed the natives
who were congregating thus:
〃Did ever ye hear o' a decent lass taking the herrin' oot o' the men's
mooths?is yon a woman's pairt; I'm asking ye?〃
On this; Christie; looking carefully at all the others except Beeny;
inquired with an air of simple curiosity:
〃Can onybody tell me wha Liston Carnie's drunken wife is speakin' till?
no to ony decent lass; though。 Na! ye ken she wad na hae th' impudence!〃
〃Oh; ye ken fine I'm speakin' till yoursel'。〃
Here the horns clashed together。
〃To me; woman?〃 _(with admirably acted surprise。)_ 〃Oo; ay! it will be
for the twa years' rent you're awin me。 Giest!〃
_Beeny Liston。_ 〃Ye're just the impudentest girrl i' the toon; an' ye hae
proved it the day〃 (her arms akimbo)。
_Christie (arms akimbo)。_ 〃Me; impudent? how daur ye speak against my
charackter; that's kenned for decency o' baith sides the Firrth。〃
_Beeny (contemptuously)。_ 〃Oh; ye're sly enough to beguile the men; but
we ken ye。〃
_Christie。_ 〃I'm no sly; and〃 _(drawing near and hissing the words)_ 〃I'm
no like the woman Jean an' I saw in Rose Street; dead drunk on the
causeway; while her mon was working for her at sea。 If ye're no ben your
hoose in ae minute; I'll say that will gar Liston Carnie fling ye ower
the pier…head; ye fool…moothed drunken leearScairt!〃*
*A local word; a corruption from the French _Sortez。_
If my reader has seen and heard Mademoiselle Rachel utter her famous
_Sortez;_ in 〃Virginie;〃 he knows exactly with what a gesture and tone
the Johnstone uttered this word。
_Beeny (in a voice of whining surprise)。_ 〃Hech! what a spite Flucker
Johnstone's dochter has taen against us。〃
_Christie。_ 〃Scairt!〃
_Beeny (in a coaxing voice; and moving a step)。_ 〃Aweel! what's a' your
paession; my boenny woman?〃
_Christie。_ 〃Scairt!〃
Beeny retired before the thunder and lightning of indignant virtue。
Then all the fishboys struck up a dismal chant of victory。
〃Yoo…hooCusty's won the dayBeeny's scair_tit;〃_ going up on the last
syllable。
Christie moved slowly away toward her own house; but before she could
reach the door she began to whimperlittle fool。
Thereat chorus of young Athenians chanted:
〃Yu…hoo! come back; Beeny; ye'll maybe win yet。 Custy's away gree_tin〃_
_(going up on the last syllable)。_
〃I'm no greetin; ye rude bairns;〃 said Christie; bursting into tears; and
retiring as soon as she had effected that proof of her philosophy。
It was about four hours later; Christie had snatched some repose。 The
wind; as Flucker prognosticated; had grown into a very heavy gale; and
the Firth was brown and boiling。
Suddenly a clamor was heard on the shore; and soon after a fishwife made
her appearance; with rather a singular burden。
Her husband; ladies; _rien que cela。_
She had him by the scruff of the neck; he was _dos…'a…dos;_ with his
booted legs kicking in the air; and his fists making warlike but idle
demonstrations and his mouth uttering ineffectual bad language。
This worthy had been called a coward by Sandy Liston; and being about to
fight with him; and get thrashed; his wife had whipped him up and carried
him away; she now flung him down; at some risk of his equilibrium。
〃Ye are not fit to feicht wi' Sandy Liston;〃 said she; 〃if ye are for
feichtin; here's for ye。〃
As a comment to this proposal; she tucked up the sleeves of her short
gown。 He tried to run by her; she caught him by the bosom; and gave him a
violent push; that sent him several paces backward; he looked half
fierce; half astounded; ere he could quite recover himself; his little
servant forced a pipe into his hand; and he smoked contented and
peaceable。
Before tobacco the evil passions fall; they tell me。
The cause of this quarrel soon explained itself; up came Sandy Liston;
cursing and swearing。
〃What! ye hae gotten till your wife's; that's the place for ye; to say
there's a brig in distress; and ye'll let her go on the rocks under your
noses。 But what are ye afraid o'? there's na danger?〃
〃Nae danger!〃 said one of the reproached; 〃are ye fou?〃
〃Ye are fou wi' fear yoursel'; of a' the beasts that crawl the airth; a
cooward is the ugliest; I think。〃
〃The wifes will no let us;〃 said one; sulkily。
〃It's the woman in your hairts that keeps ye;〃 roared Sandy hoarsely;
〃curse ye; ye are sure to dee ane day; and ye are sure to be!〃 (a
past participle) 〃soon or late; what signifies when? Oh! curse the hour
ever I was born amang sic a cooardly crew。〃 _(Gun at sea。)_
〃There!〃
〃She speaks till ye; hersel'; she cries for maircy; to think that; of a'
that hear ye cry; Alexander Liston is the only mon mon enough to answer。〃
_(Gun。)_
〃You are mistaken; Mr。 Alexander Liston;〃 said a clear; smart voice;
whose owner had mingled unobserved with the throng; 〃there are always men
to answer such occasions; now; my lads; your boats have plenty of beam;
and; well handled; should live in any sea; who volunteers with Alexander
Liston and me?〃
The speaker was Lord Ipsden。
The fishwives of Newhaven; more accustomed to measure men than poor
little Lady Barbara Sinclair; saw in this man what in point of fact he
wasa cool; daring devil; than whom none more likely to lead men into
mortal danger; or pull them through it; for that matter。
They recognized their natural enemy; and collected together against him;
like hens at the sight of a hawk。
〃And would you really entice our men till their death?〃
〃My life's worth as much as theirs; I suppose。
〃Nae! your life! it's na worth a button; when you dee; your next kin will
dance; and wha'll greet? but our men hae wife and bairns to look till。〃
_(Gun