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`You can hardly blame me for that察you know' answered Owen。 `I could have got it done in the three weeks察but Mr Rushton told me not to hurry for the sake of a day or two察because he wanted a good job。 He said he would rather lose a little over it than spoil it察and as for the extra gold察that was also his order。'
`Well察I suppose it can't be helped' whined Misery。 `Anyhow察I'm very glad it's done察because this kind of work don't pay。 We'll 'ave you back on the brush on Monday morning察we want to get outside done next week if it keeps fine。'
The `brush' alluded to by Nimrod was the large `pound' brush used in ordinary painting。
Misery now began wandering about the house察in and out of the rooms察sometimes standing for several minutes silently watching the hands as they worked。 As he watched them the men became nervous and awkward察each one dreading that he might be one of those who were to be paid off at one o'clock。
At about five minutes to twelve Hunter went down to the paint´shop ´ the scullery ´ where Crass was mixing some colour察and getting ready some `empties' to be taken to the yard。
`I suppose the br's gone to ask Crass which of us is the least use' whispered Harlow to Easton。
`I wouldn't be surprised if it was you and me察for two' replied the latter in the same tone。 `You can't trust Crass you know察for all 'e seems so friendly to our faces。 You never know what 'e ses behind our backs。'
`You may be sure it won't be Sawkins or any of the other light´weights察because Nimrod won't want to pay us sixpence ha'penny for painting guttering and rainpipes when THEY can do it near enough for fourpence ha'penny and fivepence。 They won't be able to do the sashes察though察will they'
`I don't know so much about that' replied Easton。 `Anything seems to be good enough for Hunter。'
`Look out Ere 'e comes' said Harlow察and they both relapsed into silence and busied themselves with their work。 Misery stood watching them for some time without speaking察and then went out of the house。 They crept cautiously to the window of a room that overlooked the garden and察peeping furtively out察they saw him standing on the brink of one of the trenches察moodily watching Bundy and his mates as they toiled at the drains。 Then察to their surprise and relief察he turned and went out of the gate They just caught sight of one of the wheels of his bicycle as he rode away。
The slaughter was evidently to be put off until next week It seemed too good to be true。
`P'hap's 'e's left a message for some of us with Crass' suggested Easton。 `I don't think it's likely察but it's just possible。'
`Well察I'm goin' down to ask 'im' said Harlow察desperately。 `We may as well know the worst at once。'
He returned in a few minutes with the information that Hunter had decided not to stop anyone that day because he wanted to get the outside finished during the next week察if possible。
The hands received this intelligence with mixed feelings察because although it left them safe for the present察it meant that nearly everybody would certainly be stopped next Saturday察if not before察whereas if a few had been sacked today it would have made it all the better for the rest。 Still察this aspect of the business did not greatly interfere with the relief that they all felt at knowing that the immediate danger was over察and the fact that it was Saturday ´ pay´day ´ also served to revive their drooping spirits。 They all felt pretty certain that Misery would return no more that day察and presently Harlow began to sing the old favourite。 `Work for the night is coming' the refrain of which was soon taken up by nearly everyone in the house
`Work for the night is coming察 Work in the morning hours。 Work for the night is coming察 Work 'mid springing flowers。
`Work while the dew is sparkling察 Work in the noonday sun Work for the night is coming When man's work is done'
When this hymn was finished察someone else察imitating the whine of a street´singer察started察 Oh察where is my wandering boy tonight' and then Harlow ´ who by some strange chance had a penny ´ took it out of his pocket and dropped it on the floor察the ringing of the coin being greeted with shouts of `Thank you察kind lady' from several of the singers。 This little action of Harlow's was the means of bringing a most extraordinary circumstance to light。 Although it was Saturday morning察several of the others had pennies or half´pence and at the conclusion of each verse they all followed Harlow's example and the house resounded with the ringing of falling coins察cries of `Thank you察kind lady' `Thank you察sir' and `Gord bless you' mingled with shouts of laughter。
`My wandering boy' was followed by a choice selection of choruses of well´known music´hall songs察including `Goodbye察my Bluebell'察 The Honeysuckle and the Bee'察 I've got 'em' and `The Church Parade'察the whole being tastefully varied and interspersed with howls察shrieks察curses察catcalls察and downward explosions of flatulence。
In the midst of the uproar Crass came upstairs。
`'Ere' he shouted。 `For Christ's sake make less row Suppose Nimrod was to come back'
`Oh察he ain't comin' any more today' said Harlow察recklessly。
`Besides察what if 'e does come' cried Easton。 `Oo cares for 'im'
`Well察we never know察and for that matter Rushton or Sweater might come at any minit。'
With this察Crass went muttering back to the scullery察and the men relapsed into their usual silence。
At ten minutes to one they all ceased work察put away their colours and locked up the house。 There were a number of `empties' to be taken away and left at the yard on their way to the office察these Crass divided amongst the others ´ carrying nothing himself ´ and then they all set out for the office to get their money察cracking jokes as they went along。 Harlow and Easton enlivened the journey by coughing significantly whenever they met a young woman察and audibly making some complimentary remark about her personal appearance。 If the girl smiled察each of them eagerly claimed to have `seen her first'察but if she appeared offended or `stuck up'察they suggested that she was cross´cut or that she had been eating vinegar with a fork。 Now and then they kissed their hands affectionately to servant´girls whom they saw looking out of windows。 Some of these girls laughed察others looked indignant察but whichever way they took it was equally amusing to Crass and the rest察who were like a crowd of boys just let out of school。
It will be remembered that there was a back door to Rushton's office察in this door was a small sliding panel or trap´door with a little shelf at the bottom。 The men stood in the road on the pavement outside the closed door察their money being passed out to them through the sliding panel。 As there was no shelter察when it rained they occasionally got wet through while waiting to be paid。 With some firms it is customary to call out the names of the men and pay them in order of seniority or ability察but there was no such system here察the man who got to the aperture first was paid first察and so on。 The result was that there was always a sort of miniature `Battle of Life'察the men pushing and struggling against each other as if their lives depended upon their being paid by a certain time。
On the ledge of the little window through which their money was passed there was always a Hospital collection´box。 Every man put either a penny or twopence into this box。 Of course察it was not compulsory to do so察but they all did察because they felt that any man who omitted to contribute might be `marked'。 They did not all agree with contributing to the Hospital察for several reasons。 They knew that the doctors at the Hospital made a practice of using the free patients to make experiments upon察and they also knew that the so´called `free' patients who contribute so very largely directly to the maintenance of such institutions察get scant consideration when they apply for the `free' treatment察and are plainly given to understand that they are receiving `charity'。 Some of the men thought that察considering the extent to which they contributed察they should be entitled to attention as a right。
After receiving their wages察Crass察Easton察Bundy察Philpot察Harlow and a few others adjourned to the Cricketers for a drink。 Owen went away alone察and Slyme also went on by himself。 There was no use waiting for Easton to come out of the public house察because there was no knowing how long he would be察he might stay half an hour or two hours。
On his way home察in accordance with his usual custom察Slyme called at the Post Office to put some of his wages in the bank。 Like most other `Christians'察he believed in taking thought for the morrow察what he should eat and drink and wherewithal he was to be clothed。 He thought it wise to layup for himself as much treasure upon earth as possible。 The fact that Jesus said that His disciples were not to do these things made no more difference to Slyme's conduct than it does to the conduct of any other `Christian'。 They are all agreed that when Jesus said this He meant something else此and all the other inconvenien