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Others deny themselves in order to enable a lazy parson to live in idleness and luxury察and others spend much time and money that they really need for themselves in buying Socialist literature to give away to people who don't want to know about Socialism。
One Sunday morning towards the end of July察a band of about twenty´five men and women on bicycles invaded the town。 Two of them ´ who rode a few yards in front of the others察had affixed to the handlebars of each of their machines a slender察upright standard from the top of one of which fluttered a small flag of crimson silk with `International Brotherhood and Peace' in gold letters。 The other standard was similar in size and colour察but with a different legend此 One for all and All for one。'
As they rode along they gave leaflets to the people in the streets察and whenever they came to a place where there were many people they dismounted and walked about察giving their leaflets to whoever would accept them。 They made several long halts during their progress along the Grand Parade察where there was a considerable crowd察and then they rode over the hill to Windley察which they reached a little before opening time。 There were little crowds waiting outside the several public houses and a number of people passing through the streets on their way home from Church and Chapel。 The strangers distributed leaflets to all those who would take them察and they went through a lot of the side streets察putting leaflets under the doors and in the letter´boxes。 When they had exhausted their stock they remounted and rode back the way they came。
Meantime the news of their arrival had spread察and as they returned through the town they were greeted with jeers and booing。 Presently someone threw a stone察and as there happened to be plenty of stones just there several others followed suit and began running after the retreating cyclists察throwing stones察hooting and cursing。
The leaflet which had given rise to all this fury read as follows
WHAT IS SOCIALISM
At present the workers察with hand and brain produce continually food察clothing and all useful and beautiful things in great abundance。
BUT THEY LABOUR IN VAIN ´ for they are mostly poor and often in want。 They find it a hard struggle to live。 Their women and children suffer察and their old age is branded with pauperism。
Socialism is a plan by which poverty will be abolished察and everyone enabled to live in plenty and comfort察with leisure and opportunity for ampler life。
If you wish to hear more of this plan察come to the field at the Cross Roads on the hill at Windley察on Tuesday evening next at 8 P。M。 and
LOOK OUT FOR THE SOCIALIST VAN
The cyclists rode away amid showers of stones without sustaining much damage。 One had his hand cut and another察who happened to look round察was struck on the forehead察but these were the only casualties。
On the following Tuesday evening察long before the appointed time察there was a large crowd assembled at the cross roads or the hill at Windley察waiting for the appearance of the van察and they were evidently prepared to give the Socialists a warm reception。 There was only one policeman in uniform there but there were several in plain clothes amongst the crowd。
Crass察Dick Wantley察the Semi´drunk察Sawkins察Bill Bates and several other frequenters of the Cricketers were amongst the crowd察and there were also a sprinkling of tradespeople察including the Old Dear and Mr Smallman察the grocer察and a few ladies and gentlemen ´ wealthy visitors ´ but the bulk of the crowd were working men察labourers察mechanics and boys。
As it was quite evident that the crowd meant mischief ´ many of them had their pockets filled with stones and were armed with sticks ´ several of the Socialists were in favour of going to meet the van to endeavour to persuade those in charge from coming察and with that object they withdrew from the crowd察which was already regarding them with menacing looks察and went down the road in the direction from which the van was expected to come。 They had not gone very far察however察before the people察divining what they were going to do察began to follow them and while they were hesitating what course to pursue察the Socialist van察escorted by five or six men on bicycles察appeared round the corner at the bottom of the hill。
As soon as the crowd saw it察they gave an exultant cheer察or察rather察yell察and began running down the hilt to meet it察and in a few minutes it was surrounded by a howling mob。 The van was drawn by two horses察there was a door and a small platform at the back and over this was a sign with white letters on a red ground此 Socialism察the only hope of the Workers。'
The driver pulled up察and another man on the platform at the rear attempted to address the crowd察but his voice was inaudible in the din of howls察catcalls察hooting and obscene curses。 After about an hour of this察as the crowd began pushing against the van and trying to overturn it察the terrified horses commenced to get restive and uncontrollable察and the man on the box attempted to drive up the hill。 This seemed to still further infuriate the horde of savages who surrounded the van。 Numbers of them clutched the wheels and turned them the reverse way察screaming that it must go back to where it came from察several of them accordingly seized the horses' heads and察amid cheers察turned them round。
The man on the platform was still trying to make himself heard察but without success。 The strangers who had come with the van and the little group of local Socialists察who had forced their way through the crowd and gathered together close to the platform in front of the would´be speaker察only increased the din by their shouts of appeal to the crowd to `give the man a fair chance'。 This little bodyguard closed round the van as it began to move slowly downhill察but they were not sufficiently numerous to protect it from the crowd察which察not being satisfied with the rate at which the van was proceeding察began to shout to each other to `Run it away' `Take the brake off' and several savage rushes were made with the intention of putting these suggestions into execution。
Some of the defenders were hampered with their bicycles察but they resisted as well as they were able察and succeeded in keeping the crowd off until the foot of the hill was reached察and then someone threw the first stone察which by a strange chance happened to strike one of the cyclists whose head was already bandaged ´ it was the same man who had been hit on the Sunday。 This stone was soon followed by others察and the man on the platform was the next to be struck。 He got it right on the mouth察and as he put up his handkerchief to staunch the blood another struck him on the forehead just above the temple察and he dropped forward on his face on to the platform as if he had been shot。
As the speed of the vehicle increased察a regular hail of stones fell upon the roof and against the sides of the van and whizzed past the retreating cyclists察while the crowd followed close behind察cheering察shrieking out volleys of obscene curses察and howling like wolves。
`We'll give the brs Socialism' shouted Crass察who was literally foaming at the mouth。
`We'll teach 'em to come 'ere trying to undermined our bloody morality' howled Dick Wantley as he hurled a lump of granite that he had torn up from the macadamized road at one of the cyclists。
They ran on after the van until it was out of range察and then they bethought themselves of the local Socialists察but they were nowhere to be seen察they had prudently withdrawn as soon as the van had got fairly under way察and the victory being complete察the upholders of the present system returned to the piece of waste ground on the top of the hill察where a gentleman in a silk hat and frockcoat stood up on a little hillock and made a speech。 He said nothing about the Distress Committee or the Soup Kitchen or the children who went to school without proper clothes or food察and made no reference to what was to be done next winter察when nearly everybody would be out of work。 These were matters he and they were evidently not at all interested in。 But he said a good deal about the Glorious Empire and the Flag and the Royal Family。 The things he said were received with rapturous applause察and at the conclusion of his address察the crowd sang the National Anthem with great enthusiasm and dispersed察congratulating themselves that they had shown to the best of their ability what Mugsborough thought of Socialism and the general opinion of the crowd was that they would hear nothing more from the Socialist van。
But in this they were mistaken察for the very next Sunday evening a crowd of Socialists suddenly materialized at the Cross Roads。 Some of them had come by train察others had walked from different places and some had cycled。
A crowd gathered and the Socialists held a meeting察two speeches being delivered before the crowd recovered from their surprise at the temerity of these other Britishers who apparently had not sense enough to understand that they had been finally defeated and obliterated last Tuesday evening此